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Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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Is that like antidisestablishmentarianism? WTF is she boeberting about?
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Clearly she wanted a covfefe moment of her very own?

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My daughter who lives in Denver told me a story when I talked to her last week. A few years ago she was traveling to Grand Junction with two guy friends from her sword guild. One of the guys took them to Shooter's Grill in Rifle for lunch. She was quite surprised to see the waitresses carrying guns. They were seated in the back near the kitchen. During their visit she saw a woman in the kitchen on a live stream announcing winners of things like t-shirts and mugs. The woman then went into a rant about the 2A. My daughter didn't know who that woman was until the woman became a member of congress and her antics became national news. I forgot to ask my daughter how the food was but I guess she wasn't poisoned or I would have heard about it at the time if she had been.
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LetsalltalklikeBobowithintensialmisspeelingssandacompletelackofpunkchewashun.
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Guys, I don't know how to say this, but I get the feeling you are not sending your best to congress.
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Something about international pressure?

That’s all I got.
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And here comes the book, cha-ching!
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Makes you wonder who Bobo's ghost writer is.
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bill_g wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:15 pm Makes you wonder who Bobo's ghost writer is.
I'd only say that this ghostwriter gets it right in the blurb by describing Bobo as a "small business owner," given the fact that she is five feet tall and about one hundred pounds.

Personally, I'd want to know if she is also an owner of a small business.
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Let’s explore her roots! What color is she naturally? :batting:

Will she mention Explore Talent?
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I buy hardcover only for text and reference books and books I’d expect to read more than once (favorites).

Maybe they could do a promotional deal with LaVoy’s classics.
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Naturally the cover photo is taken from below the waist, with her crotch dead center on the cover.

I didn't notice that, so I won't point out that IMHO no camera angle could make her attractive.

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Like a lot of marketing photos of women, it probably has the legs and body and arms of different women as well
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I notice Jayson is keeping his thumb INSIDE his pants this time. :lol:
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raison de arizona wrote: Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:10 pm I notice Jayson is keeping his thumb INSIDE his pants this time. :lol:
Well ya, the intended audience is over the age of 17.
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Who wants to bet she skips over a lot of background on her husband
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Suranis wrote: Thu Dec 30, 2021 7:04 pm Like a lot of marketing photos of women, it probably has the legs and body and arms of different women as well
Yes and even in the vídeo I've seen, she seems to be inordinately proud that her legs meet at the top, which I've found to be somewhat endemic among members of the femalian race. Have you seen her strutting onstage while spewing her vitriolic horseshit? Yowza.
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Yuppers, she’s gonna be sorry in 20 years (or sooner) that she wore all those 6” heels. Bunions, disfigured feet, lower back pain… too great a price to pay for a few years of ‘Fuck me, I’m hot’ public appearances.
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This could be just me, but I don’t think either she or Palin is hawt, in spite of the glasses. The emptiness shows through.
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bill_g wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:15 pm Makes you wonder who Bobo's ghost writer is.
I didn't envision there being any words in the book, just horrid pictures of her with her "boys."

I hope the publisher edited out any breakfast photos at the Boeberts. Nobody needs to see the five Boebert Boys sitting around the breakfast table in their tidy whities! :sick:
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pipistrelle wrote: Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:17 pm This could be just me, but I don’t think either she or Palin is hawt, in spite of the glasses. The emptiness shows through.
I've seen Palin close up and personal. She trawls on the makeup like you wouldn't believe. I had a press pass that got me smack dab next to her.
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AndyinPA wrote: Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:53 pm
pipistrelle wrote: Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:17 pm This could be just me, but I don’t think either she or Palin is hawt, in spite of the glasses. The emptiness shows through.
I've seen Palin close up and personal. She trawls on the makeup like you wouldn't believe. I had a press pass that got me smack dab next to her.
I'm sorry you had to endure that. Glad you came out ok! :mrgreen:
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I believe the word you were looking for is tighty whities, as opposed to the looser boxer shorts.

At least that's how I learned it. :shrug:
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The Urban Dictionary says: Tidy Whities, def. Tighty Whities without the skidmarks!!

So I will retract my "tidy" for your "tighty" as I'm sure the Boebert Boys' TWs are "marked"
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