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pipistrelle wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 10:48 am A reminder of the quality parenting Lauren Boebert had.
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Loud music at the gas station ...

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The all-important rapist endorsement.
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Wow. Two lies in the first ten words.
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Oh my, With all those great accomplishments she should have a whole slew of bills she sponsored that were passed into law. Any idea how long that list might be?
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sugar magnolia wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 10:16 am Oh my, With all those great accomplishments she should have a whole slew of bills she sponsored that were passed into law. Any idea how long that list might be?
He didn’t say what she delivers for Colorado. Mainly gossip fodder.
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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 10:32 am
sugar magnolia wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 10:16 am Oh my, With all those great accomplishments she should have a whole slew of bills she sponsored that were passed into law. Any idea how long that list might be?
He didn’t say what she delivers for Colorado. Mainly gossip fodder.
Maybe he was referring to "happy endings?"
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She clearly has a firm grasp on what her constituents want.
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Boebert profile. Why? Who can say?

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It’s on Facebook but I can’t get the link to work :shrug:
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shhhh .... her fart tapes are going to be released Q3 of this year. I'm so excited.
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And don't anyone here tell her about them Muslim foot bathes that do exactly what she's doin from a sitting position with towels nearby and everything.
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In some places it's illegal to take photos in public restrooms. I wish she'd do it in one of those places.
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raison de arizona wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 12:34 pm It’s on Facebook but I can’t get the link to work :shrug:
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Just be thankful there isn't a mirror above the sinks!
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sugar magnolia wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 2:01 pm Just be thankful there isn't a mirror above the sinks!
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Do you want to see pictures of penises? Because that’s how you get pictures of penises.
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bill_g wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 12:46 pm And don't anyone here tell her about them Muslim foot bathes that do exactly what she's doin from a sitting position with towels nearby and everything.
On my vacations in Malaysia, the public restrooms in the Central Bazaar has signs telling you NOT to wash your feet in the sink.
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Ben-Prime wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 5:21 am
bill_g wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2024 12:46 pm And don't anyone here tell her about them Muslim foot bathes that do exactly what she's doin from a sitting position with towels nearby and everything.
On my vacations in Malaysia, the public restrooms in the Central Bazaar has signs telling you NOT to wash your feet in the sink.
Once again proving all public policy is driven by public activities. (wink)
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A little perspective.
Ford News @FordJohnathan5 wrote: 🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS Representative Lauren Boebert sends out a statement that her son is subject of attention he didn't ask for.

Representative Boebert. The minor didn't ask to be raped plus recorded and the video shared with others. The senior citizen didn't ask to be robbed and credit cards stolen.

Tyler stole money. Tyler raped a minor. Tyler shared those videos. Tyler isn't the victim. The young girl and the elderly alongside many others are his victims. 🚨

He has 22 charges and most of those felony charges. By the way @RepBoebert This is way worse than Hunter Biden cheating on his taxes and repaying it back.
BTW after a brief look at CO law, I'm not convinced this is statutory rape, but I imagine distributing the video would fall under child porn.

(Tyler was found with a 16yo and 17yo female, one of which he made the sex video with. Purportedly. If it was the 17yo, then that is legally ok because 17 is the age of consent in CO and their statutory rape law requires at least a 10 year age difference. If it was the 16yo he made the sex tape with, however, that could be a spot of trouble as a 16yo can't legally consent in CO. Is my understanding after an IANAL brief review of their law. That said, I've seen CO's age of consent listed as both 15 and 17, so :shrug:. Either way, the sex video with the minor he distributed could present quite a problem for him. He may end up on the registry just like dear old dad.)

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I saw someplace that the 16 year old was only 15 when the video was made. Don't have any idea if that makes any difference in charges, though.
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Today is the big primary, word on the street is that this is going to be Boebert's death knell.

How sad.
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They don't think all those pix of her in her fuck-me pumps will do the trick?

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raison de arizona wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:29 pm Today is the big primary, word on the street is that this is going to be Boebert's death knell.

How sad.
And suddenly I have an interest in all this primary schlock!
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raison de arizona wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 1:29 pm Today is the big primary, word on the street is that this is going to be Boebert's death knell.
CNS (last week): Text poll finds Boebert favored but vulnerable in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District:
Ten Republicans have announced campaigns to represent Colorado’s 4th Congressional District — including 3rd District Representative Lauren Boebert.

Nearly half of voters in Colorado's 4th Congressional District are undecided on who they’ll vote for in the Republican Party’s June primary, but a third are decidedly behind firebrand Lauren Boebert, who currently represents the state’s 3rd district, according to a text poll released on Sunday.

Kaplan Strategies, based in Kissimmee, Florida, polled 558 registered voters living in Colorado’s 4th District on Feb. 24, of whom 57% are registered Republicans and 43% intend to vote as unaffiliated.

Thirty-two percent of people polled said they plan to vote for Lauren Boebert, while 49% indicated they are undecided and 19% chose from the nine other candidates running.

“She is the favorite, but vulnerable,” political strategist Doug Kaplan told Courthouse News over the phone.

While Boebert proved to be the only candidate ranking with double-digit support, 67% of voters polled said they would not consider voting for her.

“Whatever the margins are, it's irrelevant, because it's early and her unfavorables are very high,” Kaplan explained.

“It's really a simple deal: if there’s a lot of people in the race, and the anti-Boebert vote splits between them, then she’ll win by a lot. If one person could coalesce and raise a lot of money, and the anti-Boebert vote goes to that person, then she could lose.”
Concur: The anti-Boebert vote will be scattered among too many other candidates; in a plurality, she'll win the primary. And cruise in the general.

Nb.: Today is Colorado's presidential primary; the rest of the primaries are on June 25, so much could change by then.
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