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Foggy wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 4:03 pm FB_IMG_1641675780396.jpg
Definitely an ICV (ignorance confirmation vehicle).

Karnack says that car will never see the resale market. This is its last owner.


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Volkonski wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:37 pm https: //twitter.com/maura_resister/status/1479973824552751108?t=4lbi1oJsVvT6LA6Wx1rkLg&s=19
That's the more succinct version of this joke about a flood, a preacher, two boats, and a helicopter.

Obviously, this guy did not snort his viagra correctly.


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Hubby and I frequently use the punchline to that joke!!!


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bill_g wrote: Sun Jan 09, 2022 9:09 am Karnack says that car will never see the resale market. This is its last owner.
Everybody's being so mean to the Vacseen guy!

He spelled LIGHT in BUD LIGHT correctly, can't we give him just a little credit for that?

Okay, no. He had one in his hand when he was painting. :doh:


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When I heard the latest "treatment" being endorsed, it reminded me of this story Alan King told many years ago:
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Estiveo has done gone sacriligeous! Mocking St. Stephen!


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:yeahthat: , except the first speaker is Novak Djokovic and the second panel says "Both you and I can play tennis"


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from daughter.tek:
this anagram thing for delta omicron -

media control is funny

I just got an angry face reaction when I pointed out it also works for "locate nimrod"


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FWIW, the anti-vaxxers also like that one.


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Joshua @BadHabitRabbit wrote: 2020: “I can’t believe I have to say this, but don’t drink Lysol”

2021: “I can’t believe I have to say this but don’t take horse dewormer”

2022: “I can’t believe I have to— you know what? Fuck it. Drink pee. I don’t even care anymore.”


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