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Phoenix520 wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:45 pm
Chilidog wrote: Tue Oct 19, 2021 2:59 am
Phoenix520 wrote: Tue Oct 19, 2021 12:42 am.... It’s not even a stretch to believe KY is in SOMEONE’S bag
You went there. :eek:
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Foggy wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 6:22 pm Sam's not here. He's berry-picking on the moor, whatever the heck that means. :confuzzled:

I hope he's making pancakes. I love pancakes with berries in them! :lovestruck:
Oooh, that means bilberries! Scrumptious, definitely.
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For the longest time, because I lived in DC, I thought Marion Berries were some kind of made up insult to the mayor’s tenure, not real fruit. :batting:

What are bilberries?
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Phoenix520 wrote: Thu Oct 21, 2021 1:36 am For the longest time, because I lived in DC, I thought Marion Berries were some kind of made up insult to the mayor’s tenure, not real fruit. :batting:

What are bilberries?
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Phoenix520 wrote: Thu Oct 21, 2021 1:36 am For the longest time, because I lived in DC, I thought Marion Berries were some kind of made up insult to the mayor’s tenure, not real fruit. :batting:

What are bilberries?
Also known as European blueberries, in the same genus as blueberries.
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W. Kevin Vicklund wrote: Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:43 am
Phoenix520 wrote: Thu Oct 21, 2021 1:36 am For the longest time, because I lived in DC, I thought Marion Berries were some kind of made up insult to the mayor’s tenure, not real fruit. :batting:

What are bilberries?
Also known as European blueberries, in the same genus as blueberries.
Yes, essentially European blueberries. Not quite the same, but very similar.

Marionberries are called that because they were originally hybridized in Oregon by the USDA. Marion County is where Salem, Oregon's state capitol, is located.
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:lol: When we're talking about berries in this topic we know the AZ Audit has been a colossal #FAIL.

US Audit Watch on Telegram changed their name to MAGA Today (US Audit Watch), which sure shows confidence. They're hardly even talking about the audit, it's the border, let's go brandon, where's the military etc. Not really even good audit porn. :( And they are pointing out the grift:
MAGA Today (US Audit Watch), [19.10.21 20:44]
[Forwarded from MAGA Today (US Audit Watch)]
The Stupid Money on the Right Rides the Grift Train

"We either change course as a movement—in our funding, in our priorities, and in our actions—or we will lose.

...The question I have for donors, but even generally those on the Right is this (and if you’ve been paying attention, you know this is simply a yes/no question): do you think that the “Conservative Movement” as currently constructed, can actually defeat the Left and save this country? I’ll give you a hint: The answer is no. As in, not even close."

Read the full article here:
🔗 https://amgreatness.com/2021/10/18/the- ... ift-train/
@MAGAToday

It's a Ned Ryun special. From the link:
Recently on the America Moment podcast, Michael Anton named names regarding Conservatism, Inc. The wide-ranging interview goes on for over an hour and a half, but the best clip is here in which Anton says,

Now I’ll name names. If you’re at National Review, AEI or Heritage Foundation, your job is to pretend to oppose but really support; your whole business model as staff and management collapses if you don’t do that. It’s an open question why the donors donate to these places. I actually believe they’re deceiving their donors for the most part; that is I’d like to believe most donors to Conservatism, Inc. (NRO, AEI, Heritage) are writing checks because they believe these guys are fighting bad leftists, socialists, Communists, America-haters, critical race theory. They’re standing athwart yelling ‘Stop!’ They really think this. They don’t think, ‘I’m writing this check so that Rich Lowry, Ramesh Ponnoru, Jonah Goldberg and other fat useless grifters can have six-figure jobs to do nothing but sell out my country and pretend that they’re saving it.’ I don’t think they’re doing that, but to be completely clear, that’s what they’re doing.

There’s a lot to unpack just in that one 60-second statement, but Anton is absolutely correct: The overwhelming majority of “conservative” donors, knowingly or unknowingly, are getting played by Conservatism, Inc., which is really about 90 percent of the so-called “conservative” think tanks in D.C. but, quite frankly, it happens even in the smaller ones across the country. I’ve been observing this phenomenon for over a decade, wondering what on earth people think they’re investing in because it can’t be effective work. Nice buildings, yes. Six and seven-figure salaries, yes. Self-validating echo chamber meetings? Yes. But work that impacts, truly impacts the direction this country is going in a positive way? Not at all; their work is barely noticeable, like cow flatulence on a windy day. I’ve written about this numerous times, here and here, and even spoken with Tucker Carlson about it as well.
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Whaddya know, Mo? Er, not much. And what he does... WRONG.
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orlylicious wrote: Thu Oct 21, 2021 4:00 pm :lol: When we're talking about berries in this topic we know the AZ Audit has been a colossal #FAIL.

US Audit Watch on Telegram changed their name to MAGA Today (US Audit Watch), which sure shows confidence. They're hardly even talking about the audit, it's the border, let's go brandon, where's the military etc. Not really even good audit porn. :( And they are pointing out the grift:
MAGA Today (US Audit Watch), [19.10.21 20:44]
[Forwarded from MAGA Today (US Audit Watch)]
The Stupid Money on the Right Rides the Grift Train

"We either change course as a movement—in our funding, in our priorities, and in our actions—or we will lose.

...The question I have for donors, but even generally those on the Right is this (and if you’ve been paying attention, you know this is simply a yes/no question): do you think that the “Conservative Movement” as currently constructed, can actually defeat the Left and save this country? I’ll give you a hint: The answer is no. As in, not even close."

Read the full article here:
🔗 https://amgreatness.com/2021/10/18/the- ... ift-train/
@MAGAToday

It's a Ned Ryun special. From the link:
Recently on the America Moment podcast, Michael Anton named names regarding Conservatism, Inc. The wide-ranging interview goes on for over an hour and a half, but the best clip is here in which Anton says,

Now I’ll name names. If you’re at National Review, AEI or Heritage Foundation, your job is to pretend to oppose but really support; your whole business model as staff and management collapses if you don’t do that. It’s an open question why the donors donate to these places. I actually believe they’re deceiving their donors for the most part; that is I’d like to believe most donors to Conservatism, Inc. (NRO, AEI, Heritage) are writing checks because they believe these guys are fighting bad leftists, socialists, Communists, America-haters, critical race theory. They’re standing athwart yelling ‘Stop!’ They really think this. They don’t think, ‘I’m writing this check so that Rich Lowry, Ramesh Ponnoru, Jonah Goldberg and other fat useless grifters can have six-figure jobs to do nothing but sell out my country and pretend that they’re saving it.’ I don’t think they’re doing that, but to be completely clear, that’s what they’re doing.

There’s a lot to unpack just in that one 60-second statement, but Anton is absolutely correct: The overwhelming majority of “conservative” donors, knowingly or unknowingly, are getting played by Conservatism, Inc., which is really about 90 percent of the so-called “conservative” think tanks in D.C. but, quite frankly, it happens even in the smaller ones across the country. I’ve been observing this phenomenon for over a decade, wondering what on earth people think they’re investing in because it can’t be effective work. Nice buildings, yes. Six and seven-figure salaries, yes. Self-validating echo chamber meetings? Yes. But work that impacts, truly impacts the direction this country is going in a positive way? Not at all; their work is barely noticeable, like cow flatulence on a windy day. I’ve written about this numerous times, here and here, and even spoken with Tucker Carlson about it as well.

I just wanna point out that cow flatulence is actually True Science Fact a major source of Methane and other greenhouse gasses.
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Did this get posted here? I can't remember. And it's DUMB with a capital, er, D U M B. Lots of complaining about the county.
MARICOPA COUNTY – ANALYSIS OF SENATE REVIEW – CYBER NINJAS RESPONSE

Just to give an example...
On Twitter, the County suggested that the largest of our findings associated with a change in address was inaccurate
because it didn’t take into account college students, snowbirds, or military personnel. The County did not read the
report very carefully if it believes that college students and snowbirds could significantly impact these numbers. The
finding very clearly states that the address was checked after the documented move date and if anyone was still at the
residence with the same last name the voter ID was removed from the list. This should account for almost all situations
with college student and snowbirds.
Let's just take an easy example. Say Suzy Jones has parents that divorced. Not totally uncommon these days. Suzy's mom, Dinah, reverts to her maiden name, Dinah Smith. Also not uncommon. Suzy Jones heads off to college and files a ChangeOfAddress to forward her mail. She's still eligible to vote in AZ. There is no one left at the address with the same last name. CyberNinja flags this as fraud. It isn't. There are more situations they just skip over.

Same with snowbirds. Mr. & Mrs. Smith retire and close up their AZ home for the summer (and then some) to head to Long Island to be near the grandkids for awhile. They're coming back. They file a COA to get their mail forwarded. It is a full family COA, as both of them are going to be in LI. No one is left at the AZ house with that last name (really, no one is left there at all). CyberNinjas flags that as fraud, even though Mr. & Mrs. Smith are most likely still eligible to vote in AZ.

Anyway. Dumb.

I mean, I guess it is only dumb because they are so proud in their ignorance of How Things Work. Otherwise, they could just be ignorant. But we've passed that on by at this point.

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Wait!! NOW defying a subpoena is a serious crime and there are criminal liabilities?
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Slim Cognito wrote: Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:38 pm Wait!! NOW defying a subpoena is a serious crime and there are criminal liabilities?
Only REPUBLICAN subpoenas, :doh:
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Gregg wrote: Thu Oct 21, 2021 8:50 pm I just wanna point out that cow flatulence is actually True Science Fact a major source of Methane and other greenhouse gasses.
If TFB ever needs a slogan to replace or supplement "Falsehoods unchallenged..." I might suggest the following:

"Where no nit goes unpicked." :lol:
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Slim Cognito wrote: Fri Oct 22, 2021 12:38 pm Wait!! NOW defying a subpoena is a serious crime and there are criminal liabilities?
Criminal sanctions are always a last resort. Compliance can be (and usually is) coerced through less extreme measures, like monetary sanctions. So lesser penalties are usually exhausted before opting for the greater penalties.
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Here's a bullshit two pager for your amusement (narrator: it isn't that amusing), "A Summary of the Audit and Canvass Reports" by James Knox of The Liz Harris Voter Integrity Project. And check out the domain they registered :rotflmao:

https://crimeofthecentury2020.com/wp-co ... port-1.pdf
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Shadegg is getting $500/hr taxpayer money to check the splunk logs. I'd do it for half that, and probably take half as long! Seriously, whose idea was it for a politician to review technical router logs? Makes no sense. He's not equipped. Continuing the CyberNinjas path, I suppose.
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$500/hour?!?!?

He needs to pay for those 'experts' out of that $500/hr.

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And notice who is footing the bill- the county! Not the senate. Not that it makes any difference, it's all coming out of my pocket one way or another. :crying:

Gail Golec goes HAM on Ken Bennett, who refuses to carry the water for Jovan. Who is STILL AT THIS MINUTE working on his "report".
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Get yer hot fresh #AZ Audit "I'm Not Voting" porn here! Not much about the audits but Operation Don't Vote is coming along beautifully! Thanks DL2XIT! :thumbsup:
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I think I may need a 12 step program for my audit porn addiction.
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Slim Cognito wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:47 pm I think I may need a 12 step program for my audit porn addiction.
That would be just 4 steps, SC. We have proof that at least 8 steps are Chinese Communist Party forgeries with evidence of bamboo fibers, change of fonts, inconsistent folding and traces of hoisin sauce. :biggrin:
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Slim Cognito wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:47 pm I think I may need a 12 step program for my audit porn addiction.
No...you got it under control :biggrin:
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