#AZAudit Maricopa & Other Arizona County Election Audits - #CyberNinjas / Jovan Pulitzer / Fann / Birther Ken Bennett

[Notaperson]

Arizona's Data Guru is tweeting about it.

[raison de arizona]

I'm listening to it. It's super creamy extra stupid. They have an awful lot of nothing, as far as I can tell. Now they are to the heavy petting from the legislators part of the presentation.

These people seem to have no idea how elections are conducted in AZ. Also, now they are bitching about Obama auditing them? Dunno what that is about, other than their claims that have been FIGHTING THIS FIGHT for a very long time.

[raison de arizona]

Kelly Townsend said "vigilantes" are going to be camping out at ballot drop boxes taking pictures of everyone that uses them and their license plates. This sound like a great idea.

[Chilidog]

Kelly Townsend said "vigilantes" are going to be camping out at ballot drop boxes taking pictures of everyone that uses them and their license plates. This sound like a great idea.

i really hope that they try that. the feds don’t take voter intimidation lightly.

[Phoenix520]

Are there Arizona pranksters out there? Let the word go out that everyone who uses a drop box in a particular area should wear special, white underwear on which they’ve written a slogan -Fuck You, Up Yours, like that- and do a little underpants mooning after they drop their ballot in the box.

Thé prudes with cameras will run shrieking. Because the voters are wearing underpants they can’t be arrested for exposure.

[raison de arizona]

BTW, they opened the hearing with a "prayer."

[raison de arizona]

Some of our legislators have gotten really fired up about the 2000 Mule lies they were presented yesterday.

Not fake news: an Arizona GOP legislator just made a motion to waive the State House rules and immediately vote to decertify the 2020 electors. Give it a damn rest, guys. Get real.

Karen Fann (of all people) is currently holding the line and not allowing the super-duper batshit crazy bills onto the Senate floor.

[Gregg]

Kelly Townsend said "vigilantes" are going to be camping out at ballot drop boxes taking pictures of everyone that uses them and their license plates. This sound like a great idea.

Don't all drop boxes have 24 hour cameras on them already?

[Gregg]

Some of our legislators have gotten really fired up about the 2000 Mule lies they were presented yesterday.

Not fake news: an Arizona GOP legislator just made a motion to waive the State House rules and immediately vote to decertify the 2020 electors. Give it a damn rest, guys. Get real.

Karen Fann (of all people) is currently holding the line and not allowing the super-duper batshit crazy bills onto the Senate floor.

When are they gonna pass a law repealing the law of gravity so they can all fly to work like Superman?

[Gregg]

Are there Arizona pranksters out there? Let the word go out that everyone who uses a drop box in a particular area should wear special, white underwear on which they’ve written a slogan -Fuck You, Up Yours, like that- and do a little underpants mooning after they drop their ballot in the box.

Thé prudes with cameras will run shrieking. Because the voters are wearing underpants they can’t be arrested for exposure.

Spend a whole day just walking up to the drop box, look over the shoulder, turn so you are blocking their view a second, walking away, lather rinse repeat. Get 5 people to do it in relays. It'll drive them nuts. Even better, pick the most Trumpy red precinct in the sate, so their evidence will prove they were stuffing the drop boxes in a place where the Klan Party got 94% of the vote.

[sugar magnolia]

Are there Arizona pranksters out there? Let the word go out that everyone who uses a drop box in a particular area should wear special, white underwear on which they’ve written a slogan -Fuck You, Up Yours, like that- and do a little underpants mooning after they drop their ballot in the box.

Thé prudes with cameras will run shrieking. Because the voters are wearing underpants they can’t be arrested for exposure.

Spend a whole day just walking up to the drop box, look over the shoulder, turn so you are blocking their view a second, walking away, lather rinse repeat. Get 5 people to do it in relays. It'll drive them nuts. Even better, pick the most Trumpy red precinct in the sate, so their evidence will prove they were stuffing the drop boxes in a place where the Klan Party got 94% of the vote.

And carry a big, open golf umbrella resting on your shoulder.

[noblepa]

When are they gonna pass a law repealing the law of gravity so they can all fly to work like Superman?

Or legislatively set the value of pi to exactly 3.000. Those darned irrational numbers are weird! It would make geometry so much easier.

Actually, I think that a state legislature somewhere did exactly that.

[raison de arizona]

When are they gonna pass a law repealing the law of gravity so they can all fly to work like Superman?

Or legislatively set the value of pi to exactly 3.000. Those darned irrational numbers are weird! It would make geometry so much easier.

Actually, I think that a state legislature somewhere did exactly that.

Indiana tried to legislate pi to be 3.2 in 1897.

[Gregg]

Bet they didn't know that the phrase is "Easy as π".

[Gregg]

When are they gonna pass a law repealing the law of gravity so they can all fly to work like Superman?

Or legislatively set the value of pi to exactly 3.000. Those darned irrational numbers are weird! It would make geometry so much easier.

Actually, I think that a state legislature somewhere did exactly that.

Indiana tried to legislate pi to be 3.2 in 1897.

It certainly made the Prayer Circle a lot more eccentric.


I'll get me coat...

[bob]

All this show is missing is Zullo's waving around Montgomery's 47 hard drives.

Edit: TYPE-O.

[Suranis]

Bet they didn't know that the phrase is "Easy as π".

Easy as Stonehenge?

[Gregg]

Bet they didn't know that the phrase is "Easy as π".

Easy as Stonehenge?

That's enough heckling from the cheap seats...

[Ben-Prime]

All this show is missing is Zullo's waiving around Montgomery's 47 hard drives.

Ah, "47 Hard Drives", the little-known arthouse prequel to "2000 Mules".

[June bug]

[humblescribe]

They were too late to invite the organizers of Bishop's annual Mule Days celebration.

https://muledays.org/

I attended once long ago, and it was quite fun.

[Dr. Ken]

Trump just sunk Mark Brnovich's campaign

[raison de arizona]

Trump just sunk Mark Brnovich's campaign
https://twitter.com/bgmasters/status/15 ... 4013346817

Yeah, if you missed the endorsement, a decent chunk of it consisted of slams against Brnovich. Masters is a nutjob, BTW. And a gun nut. Anyway.

Endorsement of Blake Masters

Blake Masters is one of the most successful businessmen and investors in the Country, having led a multibillion-dollar firm that invests in new technology and many other emerging companies. In addition, he runs a nonprofit foundation that promotes science and innovation. In other words, he is a great modern-day thinker! A graduate of Stanford University and Stanford University Law School, a fantastic student, Blake is also the author of The New York Times bestseller, “Zero to One.”

Despite having such an amazing business career and wonderful family, Blake has decided that he wants to make a difference for the people of our Country, and is therefore running for the United States Senate from the Great State of Arizona.

Blake is Strong on Border Security, in particular, the disastrous Southern Border where people are pouring into the U.S. by the millions, and destroying our Country. Just two years ago, with the help of the Wall, we had the Strongest Border in the history of our Country, and now we have the weakest—Blake will turn that around quickly.

Additionally, he will Cut Taxes and Regulations, be Tough on Crime, and Support our Military and our Vets. Blake will fight for our totally under-siege Second Amendment, and WIN!

Mark Brnovich is such a disappointment to me. He is the current Arizona Attorney General, and while he understands what took place in the 2020 Presidential Election, and that it was Rigged and Stolen, he only views it as something he would like not to see happen again. The Arizona State Senate gave him overwhelming evidence of fraud and irregularities, issued a report which was damning, and he did nothing about it. In other words, all talk and no action! As an example, hundreds of “mules” trafficked ballots in the 2020 Election in Arizona, and Brnovich has refused to hold them accountable. The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors refused to comply with a lawful Arizona Senate subpoena, and Brnovich failed to use his authority to compel the County to turn the information over. He didn’t want to make “waves.” Brnovich, therefore, does not support clean and fair elections, or law and order, and could not properly represent the people of Arizona in the United States Senate.

Arizona is a State where the 2020 Election was Rigged and Stolen, and a very thorough audit proved it. Blake knows that the “Crime of the Century” took place, he will expose it and also, never let it happen again.

It is my great honor to give Blake Masters my Complete and Total Endorsement!

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/news/news-jf7zjqkrsv0

[Slim Cognito]

Do we have any numbers regarding just how many AZ Rs are Kelli Ward crazy versus Stephen Richer semi-sane?

[Gregg]

I'm kind of holding out hope that Trump is doing his level best to insure than Pennsylvania, Georgia and Arizona will go blue. They've all ended up with either batshit crazy that enough sane people won't vote for to make a difference or people on his shit list who the demented monkey crowd will stay home enough to make a difference.

I'll take the win either way.