EX-Fox, Ex-MSNBC, Ex-CNN Host Tucker Carlson - Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson - 5/16/69 Taurus Rooster/Cock

[Slim Cognito]

Good. Now all the MAGAts threatening to leave the US if trump isn't reinstated know where to go.

Also, there's Hungary.

[AndyinPA]

[Kendra]

On CNN right now, Jim Acosta called Tucker a human manure spreader.

[Kendra]

[raison de arizona]

Hi, I'm Tucker Carlson, known liar.

CARLSON: Well it's -- I guess I would ask myself, like, I mean I lie if I'm really cornered or something. I lie. I really try not to. I try never to lie on TV. I just don't -- I don't like lying. I certainly do it, you know, out of weakness or whatever.

https://www.mediamatters.org/tucker-car ... hing-i-lie

Just... don't, Tucker.

Anyway, he's decrying THE LIBERAL MEDIA lying while at the same time admits that he too, is a liar.

Just admit you are wrong when you are wrong.

[raison de arizona]

Nicki! If you are tweeting TUCKER CARLSON to support your stance, perhaps you should reevaluate where you stand!

[Volkonski]

This sort of rhetoric will promote violence.

[somerset]

This sort of rhetoric will promote violence.

I believe that's a feature, not a bug

[raison de arizona]

This sort of rhetoric will promote violence.

I believe that's a feature, not a bug

this is the kind of crap that stirs up those border vigilantes, which can be quite bad

[Foggy]

Tucker's eyes are too close together. That face just says "I am dumm."

[sugar magnolia]

Tucker's eyes are too close together. That face just says "I am dumm."

How does he even eat with no lips?

[Estiveo]

Tucker's eyes are too close together. That face just says "I am dumm."

How does he even eat with no lips?

He unhinges his jaw and swallows his prey* whole.


*frozen fish stix

[Frater I*I]

How does he even eat with no lips?

He unhinges his jaw and swallows his prey* whole.


*frozen fish stix
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Beat me to it

Minus the fish stix bit

[Slim Cognito]

Our moms were right. Carlson is proof that, one day, your face really will freeze like that.

[northland10]

[neonzx]

Tucker Carlson says vaccine requirements for the military are a ploy to "identify the sincere Christians in the ranks, the free thinkers, the men with high testosterone levels, and anybody else who doesn't love Joe Biden and make them leave immediately."

"high testosterone levels"?

[MsDaisy]

Tucker's eyes are too close together. That face just says "I am dumm."

How does he even eat with no lips?

I think his lips are still stuck to trump's ass

[raison de arizona]

Full segment, the military defense lawyer for the SEALs comes on ~2:45.

[neonzx]

Gosh, it's like they think vaccinations are optional when enlisted in the military. But, since Tucker never served, I wouldn't expect him to know anything. smh

[Patagoniagirl]

Gosh, it's like they think vaccinations are optional when enlisted in the military. But, since Tucker never served, I wouldn't expect him to know anything. smh

You beat me to it. My fear of injections most likely stems from standing in line to get a shit-load of vaccines in Basic Training. But, ya know what, if you wanted to serve you did it.

[bob]

Aren't SEALs trained to, like, resist torture? Don't SEALs go through exercises where they are deprived of sleep and are submerged in near-freezing water?

But they won't get a shot that every mouth-breathing, comic-book-reading, Star-Trek-quoting lib got months ago (with no adverse effects)?

[Volkonski]

With the possible exception of Christian Scientists I am not aware of any flavor of Christianity that opposes vaccines.

[RTH10260]

Tucker's eyes are too close together. That face just says "I am dumm."

How does he even eat with no lips?

I think his lips are still stuck to trump's ass

Does that make him a bottom feeder

[northland10]

With the possible exception of Christian Scientists I am not aware of any flavor of Christianity that opposes vaccines.

Their definition of "Christian" are those who accept the right-wing doctrine (which has nothing to do with actual Christian doctrine and theology) and Trump without question. Christianity to them is a label and nothing more. It identifies them as the chosen, righteous few of America.

[June bug]

How does he even eat with no lips?

I think his lips are still stuck to trump's ass

Does that make him a bottom feeder