trump (the former guy, defamer, insurrectionist, and rapist - $83M)

[Gregg]

I don't remember where we were discussing this, but thanks, Orley!

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[Foggy]

Pity those poor SS agents assigned to him, regardless of where he goes. You know you're on the shitty end of the short stick when you have to go to prison with the ex-potus.

Y'know, I actually used to pity the Secret Service agents assigned to him, but recent news has caused me to question that.

At this point I just hope there are no further surprises about his Secret Service agents.

We learned, back in the day, that there's a Supreme Court Police Department. I never heard of them, before or since, and do you know why? Because they never had any problems that caused headlines. It would be nice if most Americans never heard of the Secret Service, because all the headlines this century have been simply awful.

[Kendra]

[much ado]

They can build a special prison--just for him and the ss agents.

I'll chip in.

Spandau has been demolished; would have been an ideal location. Too bad.

ETA: Spandau prison in 1951:

[Frater I*I]

But why build something new

I hear Alcatraz is available...

[sad-cafe]

Alcatraz!!!!!!!!!!


and sell tickets to see the fucker


and the money goes to pay down the debt that fucker increased

[MN-Skeptic]

Give Arpaio something to do... create a mini tent city in Arizona for Trump and his enablers. Arpaio can sit out there and guard them.

[Gregg]

But why build something new

I hear Alcatraz is available...

Too many amenities. Like fresh water, food and a sewer system.

I'm thinking Dry Tortuga. It would be close to his home and the Federal Bureau of Prisons does take into account distance from family.

ETA

Also, it has a history with Pirates, and the laws of Piracy are some of the most brutal things to be the defendant of.

[Kriselda Gray]

I think the biggest stumbling block to ever seeing him in jail is that they have no idea how to handle the SS agents that would have to go with him.

Just assign a group of agents to take turns guarding him in shifts. That way they'd only be at the prison for about 8 hours a day each and home for the rest. It wouldn't be the most pleasant working atmosphere, but not any worse, really, than what prison guards do.

[Dave from down under]

But why build something new

I hear Alcatraz is available...

Too many amenities. Like fresh water, food and a sewer system.

I'm thinking Dry Tortuga. It would be close to his home and the Federal Bureau of Prisons does take into account distance from family.

ETA

Also, it has a history with Pirates, and the laws of Piracy are some of the most brutal things to be the defendant of.

The rest of his family (except Mary) can be in cells near him.

[keith]

I think the biggest stumbling block to ever seeing him in jail is that they have no idea how to handle the SS agents that would have to go with him.

Just assign a group of agents to take turns guarding him in shifts. That way they'd only be at the prison for about 8 hours a day each and home for the rest. It wouldn't be the most pleasant working atmosphere, but not any worse, really, than what prison guards do.

Gitmo works for me.

[Ben-Prime]

I'm not sure he's gonna get perp walked, I'm just about positive they'll let him self surrender. And for the good of the country as much as I hate saying thins, as long as he is tried and convicted I'm not gonna insist on actual prison. House arrest his ass, preferably at whatever slum palace he dislikes most, farthest away from anything relevant and where the media will gradually forget who the hell he was. One day he'll assume room temperature and we can commandeer one of the NYC trash barges to tow his bloated carcass out for a burial at sea, lest his grave become a shrine for the stupid.

We'll call it a MAGA Viking Funeral. No fire, since it could set the Hudson off like a candle.

[Kriselda Gray]

We'll call it a MAGA Viking Funeral. No fire, since it could set the Hudson off like a candle.

Well, we could cremate him first, which takes care of the burning part, and THEN put him on the barge...

[Slim Cognito]

I know it's just a fantasy but I picture him being flushed down his golden toilet like a goldfish.

[Suranis]

I see him stuck in a freezer, frozen solid for months while his entire family go on talk shows and blather about he was such a good person. Then stick him in a church for a night and have his ass in the ground before he thaws out and stinks up the place.

Yes like Michael Jackson, except no-one likes this guy and he is even more broke.

[jemcanada2]

My dream:

He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.

[Gregg]

Oh shit, I just hit on what they are gonna do.

Some crazy televangelist or three have done variations on this general idea, plus Lenin and Chairman Mao...

Glass coffin, wheeled out to rallys across the country, pass the hat, and "If you believe enough, HE CAN OVER COME DEATH AND RISE UP"

They could have Steve Bannon MC the events to cover up the smell of the rotting carcass.

DJTJ could do lines of coke ont he lid of the coffin, and say its legal because now its a sacrament for him.



That's it, when he kicks, it is important to get the body, make sure the body is secure. Pontius Pilate taught me that, over drinks one night in the Illuminati HQ Bar he said he let a body get away from him once and things were never the same...

[Slim Cognito]

I see what you did there.

[Kendra]

Shamelessly stolen from Facebook

[Dr. Ken]

My dream:

He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.

I'll make an exception he gets back his donald j. Trump state park in Yorktown ny. It's a dump he donated it to the city.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J. ... prov=sfla1

[jemcanada2]

My dream:

He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.

I'll make an exception he gets back his donald j. Trump state park in Yorktown ny. It's a dump he donated it to the city.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J. ... prov=sfla1

[pipistrelle]

My dream:

He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.

I'll make an exception he gets back his donald j. Trump state park in Yorktown ny. It's a dump he donated it to the city.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J. ... prov=sfla1

Never heard of it. Here's someone who visited.
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2020 ... k-new-york

[Volkonski]

[Dr. Ken]

My dream:

He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.

I'll make an exception he gets back his donald j. Trump state park in Yorktown ny. It's a dump he donated it to the city.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J. ... prov=sfla1

Never heard of it. Here's someone who visited.
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2020 ... k-new-york

When I was looking to buy my house one of the places I looked was Yorktown. I kinda changed my mind when I realized I'd have to pass by that dump on my way home from work everyday

[Kendra]

Shamelessly stolen from facebook. Hum to the tune of Bad boys, watcha gonna do?