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Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 6:52 pm He's really butt hurt about not getting invited, isn't he?
Yep. Can you even imagine what a :shit: show that all would have been if he (and of course his spawn) had crashed the funeral services?
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Kendra wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:07 pm
Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 6:52 pm He's really butt hurt about not getting invited, isn't he?
Yep. Can you even imagine what a :shit: show that all would have been if he (and of course his spawn) had crashed the funeral services?
He undoubtedly would have plopped his butt front and center along with Vanky et all, they would've needed a crowbar to get him out.
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:08 pm
Kendra wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:07 pm
Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 6:52 pm He's really butt hurt about not getting invited, isn't he?
Yep. Can you even imagine what a :shit: show that all would have been if he (and of course his spawn) had crashed the funeral services?
He undoubtedly would have plopped his butt front and center along with Vanky et all, they would've needed a crowbar to get him out.
And who would he have handed his overcoat to since there were no Marines there he could bully?
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Trump probably would have walked over to the King and handed him a plastic Trump Tower Hotel pen.
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Edit: Turns out the Bidens were late because they came in the beast instead of the bus.
And, by the way, I thought it was a lovely gesture to pay their respects to the Queen lying in state, and to do unobtrusively as far as I could tell.
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Not to mention that trump has to make the Queen's funeral all about him.
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Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:49 pm Not to mention that trump has to make the Queen's funeral all about him.
It must burn his butt that all he can do is whine about how he would have gotten a better seat when his decrepit ass wasn't even invited!
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RTH10260 wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 8:50 pm
Cadet Bonespurs would have made these people get out of his way:

"Rather than being ushered immediately to their seats on their arrival at Westminster Abbey, the first couple, aged 79 and 71, had to be gently told they would need to stand and wait as a procession of George and Victoria Cross-holders went ahead of them down the nave of the abbey.

After an awkward period of small talk at the main entrance, as those awarded the highest decorations of military valour went ahead, the Bidens finally followed in the wake of Victoria Cross-holder CSgt Johnson Beharry, pushing the wheelchair of Keith Payne VC, 89.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... ns-funeral
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I dunno if we can believe ANYTHING that comes out of her mouth, but amusing if true.
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If you look up the word autolatry in the dictionary, you will see a picture of this guy.
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LOL, just saw a clip on MSNBC of Liz Cheney calling tfg the Orange Jesus.
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Kendra wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 5:08 pm LOL, just saw a clip on MSNBC of Liz Cheney calling tfg the Orange Jesus.
:lol:
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In a letter to the judge in the E Jean Carroll assault case, her attorney gives an update on the status of discovery, that is ShitGibbon isn’t playing.

And oh Judge, just FYI, she’s gonna file a new lawsuit!

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raison de arizona wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 5:16 pm
Kendra wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 5:08 pm LOL, just saw a clip on MSNBC of Liz Cheney calling tfg the Orange Jesus.
:lol:
https:// twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1572247927782875136
Thanks for the full clip, the small bit I saw on MSNBC I took it that Cheney concocted that title.
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Might I offer an edit to the title of this thread?

Perhaps the title should be changed to "Trump (the Orange Jesus)".

I mean, if the Rethuglicans utter this under their breath, we might as well shout it from the rooftops. To emulate Foggy, yes/no? :mrgreen:
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humblescribe wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:19 pm Might I offer an edit to the title of this thread?

Perhaps the title should be changed to "Trump (the Orange Jesus)".

I mean, if the Rethuglicans utter this under their breath, we might as well shout it from the rooftops. To emulate Foggy, yes/no? :mrgreen:
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Kendra wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:34 pm
humblescribe wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:19 pm Might I offer an edit to the title of this thread?

Perhaps the title should be changed to "Trump (the Orange Jesus)".

I mean, if the Rethuglicans utter this under their breath, we might as well shout it from the rooftops. To emulate Foggy, yes/no? :mrgreen:
Yes! :boxing:
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Gregg wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:58 pm
Kendra wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:34 pm
humblescribe wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:19 pm Might I offer an edit to the title of this thread?

Perhaps the title should be changed to "Trump (the Orange Jesus)".

I mean, if the Rethuglicans utter this under their breath, we might as well shout it from the rooftops. To emulate Foggy, yes/no? :mrgreen:
Yes! :boxing:
Looks great, do they come in "Vanky" size for the co-conspirators?
They're fully adjustable.
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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And it's only Wednesday.
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:kickface:

Should be lower down but you get the drift.
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Volkonski wrote: Wed Sep 21, 2022 1:03 pm
But Hillary's emails!

Someone had to say it. :rotflmao:
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