trump (the former guy, defamer, insurrectionist, and rapist - $83M)

[keith]

There was a dumb fucker named Trump
Who lived in a gold lamé dump
He swiped secret papers
But soon got the vapors
When Jack Smith indicted his rump

I'mma steal that. That needs to become a standard addition to the Limerick oeuvre.

[AndyinPA]

[Whatever4]

Off Topic

Listen, this is serious...

I am, as part of my retirement plans, preparing to launch a gourmet popcorn brand, based upon a narrative of "Uncle Woody's Corn" where the revenuers caught him one time too many and he decided to pop his corn instead of distilling it.

Seriously.

Y'all will each get a jar when it becomes the Official Popcorn of the Fogbow...

My family owned farmland in NC and grew popcorn. We also had a moonshiner**. Sadly, not enough entrepreneurial spirit to combine the stories. Good luck!

** Family lore says Jerry kept moving his apparatus around the back woods. Whenever the sheriff found it, he’d confiscate and describe the location to Jerry, who would fess up if the sheriff was correct. Hard to believe that story when half the family were lawyers.

[Whatever4]

I hate to disagree with the Supreme Dick Tator of the Fogbow, but that looks like a "T" for Trump on his hat, not a Christian cross.

Pretty sure some of his followers don’t see a difference.

[Luke]

Estiveo that was hilarious! And I'm AMPED for the popcorn!

And the clips were great, have a bad day and the raiders ending.

He may be hoodwinking MAGAts, but he knows how bad this is. The Indictment is brutal. And that's only the second one, there's DOJ about trying to steal the election and Georgia yet. I'm agreeing with MAGAts that the more Indictments, the stronger he becomes. Lunatics.

Might need to add INDICATED to the topic title.

[sugar magnolia]

Off Topic

Listen, this is serious...

I am, as part of my retirement plans, preparing to launch a gourmet popcorn brand, based upon a narrative of "Uncle Woody's Corn" where the revenuers caught him one time too many and he decided to pop his corn instead of distilling it.

Seriously.

Y'all will each get a jar when it becomes the Official Popcorn of the Fogbow...

My family owned farmland in NC and grew popcorn. We also had a moonshiner**. Sadly, not enough entrepreneurial spirit to combine the stories. Good luck!

** Family lore says Jerry kept moving his apparatus around the back woods. Whenever the sheriff found it, he’d confiscate and describe the location to Jerry, who would fess up if the sheriff was correct. Hard to believe that story when half the family were lawyers.

The Cajun side of my family had moonshiners. The Delta side had rev'nooers.

[Sam the Centipede]

Now I have a vision of Gregg's popcorn farming rustic ancestors chewing a cob in the shade of a tree and hoping that yeller sun don't shine no harder, damn this heat … but - oh no! - there's loud crackling coming from the field, "Mary, come quick! Bring salt! Bring sugar! The corn is a-poppin' in the head in this flaming heat!"

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

The Cajun side of my family had moonshiners. The Delta side had rev'nooers.

There were moonshiners in my father's family.

[Kendra]

[Kendra]

When they say Nauta was Trump’s private “body man,” I wondered exactly what that means. I’m getting the picture now.

[Kendra]

This indictment is well deserved, but the MAGAverse will do anything to defend Trump - no matter how ridiculous they sound.

[Kendra]

The bronzer is on, the triple combover is on point, girdle is tight, lifts inside the shoes, meds adjusted, and he’s heading to Georgia.

[poplove]

Off Topic

The first thing that popped into my head regarding a brand name for our special forum popcorn was Fogcorn.

[Kendra]

[neonzx]

[W. Kevin Vicklund]

The Cajun side of my family had moonshiners. The Delta side had rev'nooers.

There were moonshiners in my father's family.

My father put himself through college smuggling margarine to Wisconsin and beer on the return trip to Michigan. The margarine was the riskier part of the run.

[neonzx]

T**** camp steals Matt Damon's voice narration from a Nike commercial to use on a campaign video.

[AndyinPA]

How fast will he be told to stop it?

[neonzx]

How fast will he be told to stop it?

Guessing pretty fast. Nike's attorneys I am pretty sure are on-call 24/7, including weekends.

[Suranis]

I'm sure they would be cool with him using Matt Damon's lines from another movie

[Luke]

T**** is addressing the Georgia GOP right now (3pm EDT). He's only talking about grievances. On the RSBN screen, they are advertising a T**** bobblehead. 50K are watching, probably many Russian bots (Rumble has been caught botting their viewer numbers).


LIVE: President Donald J Trump to Speak at the Georgia GOP Conference Meeting - 6/10/23

[Suranis]

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[pipistrelle]

They can't call him "former president." It's like the double/dual papacy.

[Slim Cognito]

I see hand towels on the sink and a wastebasket on the outside of the boxes with a fresh plastic liner, so I'm guessing the bathroom was in use while also used for storage. I wonder if it was his private office bathroom or somewhere else. Anyone know?

[Gregg]

He's got a new video...