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:rotflmao: Oh, that is so neatly executed! :clap:
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin π
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Mrich wrote: Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:04 am The look on Jay's face...

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YESSSSSSS!
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Q. Why did the Wise Men bring frankincense and myrrh?

A. They were men; by the time they got around to Christmas shopping that's all that was left on the shelves.
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NQSFW. Not what it is but what it looks like.
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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house.
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Bottoms up!

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Suranis wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 9:37 pm
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Hmm ... Suranis is not quite an anagram for Anubis, but pretty close.
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jcolvin2 wrote: Sun Dec 26, 2021 1:14 pm Hmm ... Suranis is not quite an anagram for Anubis, but pretty close.
Ah ha ha its like I'm in disguise. Ah ha ha ha. <.<. >.> :bag:
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To the lady who flipped me off when I honked at her: your phone is probably not on top of your car anymore!
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Q. What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant farting in a cave?
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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose.
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Wife: Babe... If I die, will you remarry?
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Husband: Yeah
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Wife: Will she sleep in our bed ?
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Husband: Yeah, she can't sleep in the kids bed.
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Wife: Lord, I suppose she'll use my golf clubs too....
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Husband: No, she's left handed

(May be a repeat, but…..)
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pjhimself wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 4:08 pm Wife: Babe... If I die, will you remarry?
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Husband: Yeah
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Wife: Will she sleep in our bed ?
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Husband: Yeah, she can't sleep in the kids bed.
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Wife: Lord, I suppose she'll use my golf clubs too....
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Husband: No, she's left handed

(May be a repeat, but…..)
One of our favorite jokes. We do variations on this all the time. Like today. We had lunch from the Instant Pot and dinner will be from the crockpot.

W2: If you were gone, Those would be gone.
W4: You’d never cook like that?
W2: no, my next wife already has her own small appliances.
Optimism is a good characteristic, but if carried to an excess, it becomes foolishness.
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