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roadscholar wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:54 pm
Foggy wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 8:16 am Bingo? :confuzzled:

Anyway, that was fun, but I cleaned up the thread of almost everything that wasn't jokes, and I kept the wonderful joke about mean imaginary liberals.
That was pretty funny, as are all examples of right-wingers griping about stuff that never actually happens.
It's a strawman joke.
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Yeah, but mine is a plethora joke.

Don't try this one at home, it's just for experts. 8-)
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Inspired by the threadjack in the Ted Cruz thread.

(Not dirty, but not exactly 'church lady' friendly either)
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Hic sunt dracones
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“But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything.”

― Charles Darwin, The Correspondence of Charles Darwin, Volume 9: 1861

Written on October 1st, 1861.

It was a Tuesday.
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roadscholar wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 2:54 pm
Foggy wrote: Sun Jan 08, 2023 8:16 am Bingo? :confuzzled:

Anyway, that was fun, but I cleaned up the thread of almost everything that wasn't jokes, and I kept the wonderful joke about mean imaginary liberals.
That was pretty funny, as are all examples of right-wingers griping about stuff that never actually happens.
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: something said or done to provoke laughter
especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist
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: the humorous or ridiculous element in something
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: an instance of jesting : KIDDING
can't take a joke
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consider his skiing a joke
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:doh:

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Q. What's green and plays guitar?

A. Elvis Parsley
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Who is king of the garden?

Elvis Parsley

Who is Santa's favorite elf?

Elf-is Presley

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NSFW
Anatomy teacher: There are 27 bones in the human hand.
Voice from the back: 28 if you’re lonely.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Phoenix520 wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:20 pm NSFW
Anatomy teacher: There are 27 bones in the human hand.
Voice from the back: 28 if you’re lonely.
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If that was me, I would take that as a perfect opportunity to talk about the fact that an erection does not include bone, and discuss in excruciating detail how it all works. Thereby ensuring that Mr Comedian would get his ass kicked next breaktime :twisted:
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Wasn't sure where to put this, but it made me laugh.
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Needed a bit more biting Sarcasm. A pre 1990 computer would be more appropriate :D
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:biggrin:
"Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears… To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies." -Octavia E. Butler
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'On the other side of the river near the Parliament car park in Canberra.

'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?' asked the big Croc.

'Well, I crawl up under one of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing much left but an arsehole with a briefcase
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Shizzle Popped wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:21 am image000000.jpeg
I just hope that stuck on real tight - it'd be dangerous if it flew off at speed...
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I ran across this in the IKEA parking lot this morning.
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