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I worked for a guy who grew red peppers. He hung them on his fence to dry, and the neighbor's goats ate them all and died. :doh:

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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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That's one way to deal with having Alzheimer's. :shock:
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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https://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/other/fa ... 1X#image=7
Famous body parts that weren't buried with their owners

Throughout history, practices around death and burial have been pretty weird. Victorian funeral portraits, where a dead person's body is posed for a photograph, are one fine example. At other periods, it was common practice to save a piece of a beloved or important person's body as a keepsake, or even a relic to worship. The opposite has also been true in cases where body parts were kept in order to symbolically torment the deceased.

Under many different bizarre and horrifying circumstances, some of the most famous historical figures were buried without significant body parts! In some cases, these appendages became more famous than their owners... Click through the following gallery to learn more about these strange and macabre journeys.
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‘Killer clown’ seeks ‘clown sighting file’ ahead of Florida trial

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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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raison de arizona wrote: Wed Oct 19, 2022 6:04 pm
sadly, this never happened according to snopes
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Well, hell. That is SOOO disappointing!!!
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That may be the best approach to make them go away. Granted, I doubt I could pull it off very well. I am lacking devil vagina magic.
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I'm sure devil vagina magic is being sold SOMEWHERE! Have you checked the Fogbow General Store, Emporium and Tire Store? :biggrin: 🎃
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I suppose I could try those shops, but I fear the whole think may involve the use of pruning tools, and I draw the line there.
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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northland10 wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:18 pm I suppose I could try those shops, but I fear the whole think may involve the use of pruning tools, and I draw the line there.
PRUNING TOOLS!!!!!! NOOOOOO!
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This is my own poor contribution to the Pruning Sheers topic

Bizarre Discovery on Australian Beach Could Be a Ginormous Whale Penis!

https://www.sciencealert.com/bizarre-di ... bj64hy1aof
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Did Mrs Wale do a Bobbitt on Mr Wale, inquiring minds want to know :twisted:
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The article said an orca might have "bobbited" the whale, IF it is a whale "wanger" (a scientific term used by a scientist.)
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The humpback told the orca to "bite me," so it did.
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CFO arrested for public intoxication after falling asleep inside stranger’s house

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