Marjorie Taylor Greene [R - Deliverance Country]

[zekeb]

Jeebus loves me. It's supposed to be cloudy where I'm at.

[jcolvin2]

An eclipse is a sign of God’s displeasure that tells us to repent? Celestial mechanics are pretty well understood; when and where an eclipse will occur can be predicted hundreds of years in advance. Perhaps God seeks our repentance on a very rigid schedule.

[AndyinPA]

The Mayans were doing it hundreds of years ago.

[RTH10260]

Time to clip the work visas for those foreign workers, they have been around much too long, takin' jobs from true white believers

[MN-Skeptic]

Funny how acts of God are always warnings to the other folks, not you for your own actions.

Just saying.

[jcolvin2]

FWIW the epicenter of the NYNJ earthquake was ver close to Bedminister.

[Suranis]

The Mayans were doing it hundreds of years ago.

Feck the Mayans. The Greeks successfully did it in 585 BC, and people have just been getting better at doing it ever since.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eclipse_of_Thales

[bill_g]

The stoopud is strong with this one it is.

"When President Trump had an eclipse, it went from west to east so all America could see it. The Biden eclipse? Surprise, surprise! It's entering the US from Mexico."

--- Marjorie Taylor Greene on Steve Bannon's show

[Volkonski]

[AndyinPA]

[RTH10260]

The stoopud is strong with this one it is.

"When President Trump had an eclipse, it went from west to east so all America could see it. The Biden eclipse? Surprise, surprise! It's entering the US from Mexico."

--- Marjorie Taylor Greene on Steve Bannon's show

she didn't notice that's exactly what those Chinese balloons were doing too also. His eclipse must have had a commie sponsor

[Slim Cognito]

I can’t tell if I’m being punked. That can’t possibly be real, can it?

[noblepa]

I can’t tell if I’m being punked. That can’t possibly be real, can it?

The fact that you have to ask that question, and the possibility that it is, in fact, real, tells us all we need to know about emptygee.

[Ben-Prime]

It's a little known corollary to Poe's Law:

"If you have to ask whether a political statement is a textbook case of Poe's Law, check to see whether it was issued by Marjorie Taylor-Greene or Lauren Boebert."

[Frater I*I]

I can’t tell if I’m being punked. That can’t possibly be real, can it?

Welcome to rural NW Georgia.....

[raison de arizona]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: If I had it my way, we would have been successful on January 6 and Joe Biden wouldn't be president

[pipistrelle]

Everyone just dying to know her opinion!

[Resume18]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: If I had it my way, we would have been successful on January 6 and Joe Biden wouldn't be president

Party of Law and Order.

[Suranis]

"We?" I thought she said she had nothing to do with it.

[raison de arizona]

mtg wrote a five page letter to her colleagues about why she wants to vacate Johnson. It's stupid and I'm not gonna post it here. But if you want to read it in all its glory: https://x.com/RepMTG/status/1777736186426966515

[noblepa]

I started to read it but I couldn't continue.

She writes about "minibus" legislation. I've never heard that term before. I've heard of omnibus legislation. Is that what she means?

Is this another case of gazpacho police?

[raison de arizona]

I started to read it but I couldn't continue.

She writes about "minibus" legislation. I've never heard that term before. I've heard of omnibus legislation. Is that what she means?

Is this another case of gazpacho police?

I think a "minibus" is a wee small "omnibus" - think less things tucked into it, but still multiples.

[Slim Cognito]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: If I had it my way, we would have been successful on January 6 and Joe Biden wouldn't be president

WTAF is wrong with her?

[Ben-Prime]

I started to read it but I couldn't continue.

She writes about "minibus" legislation. I've never heard that term before. I've heard of omnibus legislation. Is that what she means?

Is this another case of gazpacho police?

I think a "minibus" is a wee small "omnibus" - think less things tucked into it, but still multiples.

This is, in fact, correct. I'll be in the front row howling when she misuses a term but this time is not one of them.

[Flatpoint High]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: If I had it my way, we would have been successful on January 6 and Joe Biden wouldn't be president

WTAF is wrong with her?

She's a treasonous thug