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exFLOTUS (Melania)

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US pastor on leave after Melania Trump 'trophy wife' comments

Every wife should be like her? I hope not.
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He tells churchgoers that it is "really important" for men to have a beautiful woman on their arm, asking the crowd: "Why is it so many times that women, after they get married, let themselves go?"

"Now look, I'm not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump, I'm not saying that at all," he says, as an image of the former First Lady appears on screen behind him.

"Most women can't be trophy wives, but you know... maybe you're a participation trophy."
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I watched the video clip.

WTF He's a fat POS!
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tek wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 4:10 pm
He tells churchgoers that it is "really important" for men to have a beautiful woman on their arm, asking the crowd: "Why is it so many times that women, after they get married, let themselves go?"

"Now look, I'm not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump, I'm not saying that at all," he says, as an image of the former First Lady appears on screen behind him.

"Most women can't be trophy wives, but you know... maybe you're a participation trophy."
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Based on that gut, who's letting themselves go?
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I would have loudly gotten up and walked out and everyone would have known why
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There has to be a story behind this statement. Nothing like that happens in a vacuum and there is probably some contest that we are not being shown here.
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Suranis wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 7:09 pm There has to be a story behind this statement. Nothing like that happens in a vacuum and there is probably some contest that we are not being shown here.
Ah, the old, "who can say the stupidest thing and get away with it," contest?

He lost.
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I heard on the news that he is now “on leave”
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Chilidog wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 7:17 pm Ah, the old, "who can say the stupidest thing and get away with it," contest?

He lost.
Indeed.
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Dave from down under wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 7:25 pm I heard on the news that he is now “on leave”
And getting counseling.
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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 11:28 pm
Dave from down under wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 7:25 pm I heard on the news that he is now “on leave”
And getting counseling.
I'd say an attitude adjustment would do more good than counseling.
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As they say over here, a good kick up the Ar*e

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He's not fat. He's building a shed over his tool.
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Ew.
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Maybenaut wrote: Mon Mar 08, 2021 9:27 amEw.
Pinching an inch is pretty normal for anyone. It's when you measure in feet you run into trouble.
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So this is what she's doing with her spare time

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Image You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy.
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I've always said that it looked better after the revamp. Not to mention that Hotus had nothing to do with the Design in any case.
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OMG, that's hilarious.
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She knows the cameras are on her.
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Be best.
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It would be nice to have "Melania" or "FLOTUS" in this thread title, neither term pulls it up on a search which made it a minor PITA to find.

Anyway. Grifters gotta grift.
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