Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly

[Ben-Prime]

his contribution to the gas stove controvery:

Rep. Jim Jordan@Jim_Jordan

God. Guns. Gas stoves.
8:24 PM · Jan 12, 2023

The long awaited sequel to "Elon, Kanye, Trump"

Someone taught him the rule of three once, apparently, and it takes him awhile to get each recipe just right.

[tek]

his contribution to the gas stove controvery:

Rep. Jim Jordan@Jim_Jordan

God. Guns. Gas stoves.
8:24 PM · Jan 12, 2023

Idiots. Assholes. TV Cameras.

[Frater I*I]

Someone taught him the rule of three once, apparently, and it takes him awhile to get each recipe just right.

But does he know the Riddle of Steel...

[Ben-Prime]

Someone taught him the rule of three once, apparently, and it takes him awhile to get each recipe just right.

But does he know the Riddle of Steel...

These guys are more the Skeksis of Dark Crystal's Thra rather than Cimmerian barbarians. I'm still bummed that the Speaker election didn't turn into a trial by stone.

[Frater I*I]

These guys are more the Skeksis of Dark Crystal's Thra rather than Cimmerian barbarians. I'm still bummed that the Speaker election didn't turn into a trial by stone.

Or Thunderdome...

[raison de arizona]

Gym just sent out another round of whiny letters because no one will give him a cookie. Not really worth reading, but for completeness:

Letter to White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf

Letter to Attorney General Garland: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf

Letter to FBI Director Wray: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf

Letter to DHS Secretary Mayorkas: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf

Letter to Education Secretary Cardona: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf

Letter to ATF Director Dettelbach: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf

Letter to DEA Administrator Milgram: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf

[Dr. Ken]

He tweeted this on holocaust remembrance day

[pipistrelle]

Hands down, the best response I saw.

[AndyinPA]

Great reply!

[Ben-Prime]

And that's why I subscribe to Jojo's Patreon. Because she's earned my cash-dollahs.

[Kendra]

Chuck Todd is doing a good job not letting Jordan getting away with his usual firehose of lies

Edit: Aaron has the whole interview up on YouTube.

[tek]

"We've taken Chuck Todd and replaced him with someone who occasionally acts like a journalist. Let's see if anyone notices."

[p0rtia]

I particularly like Gym's stupid grin while Chuck is pointing out the obvious differences between how TFG and Biden handled classified docs. Not sure if it was "ya got me, but hey, I tried!" or "I'll just sit here and grin because there is no rational response to what you're saying."

[Frater I*I]

I particularly like Gym's stupid grin while Chuck is pointing out the obvious differences between how TFG and Biden handled classified docs. Not sure if it was "ya got me, but hey, I tried!" or "I'll just sit here and grin because there is no rational response to what you're saying."

I saw it as more of a smirk saying "Yeah, you caught me in a lie, but I'm not gonna be punished for it, because my voters are stupid"

[pipistrelle]

I particularly like Gym's stupid grin while Chuck is pointing out the obvious differences between how TFG and Biden handled classified docs. Not sure if it was "ya got me, but hey, I tried!" or "I'll just sit here and grin because there is no rational response to what you're saying."

I saw it as more of a smirk saying "Yeah, you caught me in a lie, but I'm not gonna be punished for it, because my voters are stupid"

Possibly, but it took some effort to group them.
Jim Jordan's gerrymandered district

[Kendra]

After Ken Buck was passed over by Jim Jordan for Big Tech subcommittee chair in favor of Massie, he says it’s obvious Jordan wants to do very little: “It’s pretty clear that Jim made a decision on what direction the committee would go.”

One of Bannon’s favorite guests stunned him today when he went off the rails and ripped Jim Jordan: “He talks a big game .. He pretends he’s fighting Big Tech publicly, but does their bidding behind the scenes. He needs to be exposed. He’s a pretty cheap legislator to buy.”

[raison de arizona]

It’s delicious to watch them eat each other.

[Kendra]

It’s delicious to watch them eat each other.

Indeed.

[Frater I*I]

It’s delicious to watch them eat each other.

Like sharks in a frenzy....

[raison de arizona]

Jim Jordan promises to GRILL DA Alvin Bragg in front of Congress over political persecution of Donald Trump:

"This is ridiculous. The country understands it."

[Gregg]

Ha!

"Dear Congressman Jordan,

I have received your letters, requests, subpoenas etc...

I will, of course, treat all with the same prompt compliance with which you yourself treated the subpoenas you were served in the last Congress.

See you in Court, bitch.

Your obedient servant,


Alvin Bragg /s"

[Frater I*I]

Ha!

"Dear Congressman Jordan,

I have received your letters, requests, subpoenas etc...

I will, of course, treat all with the same prompt compliance with which you yourself treated the subpoenas you were served in the last Congress.

See you in Court, bitch.

Your obedient servant,


Alvin Bragg /s"

PS. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters...

Ohhh..wait...never mind you are the asshole..

[Kendra]

This “regular folks” “Real America” thing of his is just repulsive. We are all Americans and care about many of the same things. We don’t agree on everything, but we are all real Americans. Their attempt to play this geographical separation game is gross.

Jim Jordan on Fox & Friends describes the New York judge warning Trump against incendiary rhetoric as "a message to all us regular folks in the heartland, and to me that's the most alarming thing of all"

[raison de arizona]

https://twitter.com/MrJonCryer/status/1 ... 39618?s=20

If he hadn’t run for office, HE WOULDN’T HAVE COMMITTED THE CRIME, you jackass

The indictment wouldn't happen if President Trump didn't run for office.

[Kendra]

Jim’s upset media won’t cover his traveling circus.

The real question here is why a congressman who represents rural Ohio is suddenly taking his nose out of Hunter Biden’s laptop to obsess about NYC.