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When SCOTUS gets all the rage about originalism they ought to enforce the 2nd Amenment and include gun ownership as related to the well regulated militia...
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raison de arizona wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 8:45 pm
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:rotflmao:
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We were on an a single-lane on ramp pretty high off the ground when a vehicle squeezed past us at a good clip like we weren't right there. WTAF? Oh, looky, a Florida license plate. Enough said.
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Mrich wrote: Sun Jun 05, 2022 3:32 pm :rotflmao:
I mean, I think there's an error in the street names in the article since Ocean Blvd is too far east to intersect with NW 19th st, but maybe he meant NE19th st.

But that's just me as a guy who has lived most of his life in that county.

I will point out, however, *as* a guy who has lived most of his life in that county, that Ocean Blvd is so heavily laden with stop lights and pedestrian crosswalks that this was so over-the-top Florida Man dangerous that 'hold my beer' is not sufficient to say how crazy this is.

I await, of course, the punchline to an alternative for 'hold my beer' in this story. But, remember, folks, some of the readers may get the vapors.
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Ben-Prime wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:57 am
Mrich wrote: Sun Jun 05, 2022 3:32 pm :rotflmao:
I mean, I think there's an error in the street names in the article since Ocean Blvd is too far east to intersect with NW 19th st, but maybe he meant NE19th st.

But that's just me as a guy who has lived most of his life in that county.

I will point out, however, *as* a guy who has lived most of his life in that county, that Ocean Blvd is so heavily laden with stop lights and pedestrian crosswalks that this was so over-the-top Florida Man dangerous that 'hold my beer' is not sufficient to say how crazy this is.

I await, of course, the punchline to an alternative for 'hold my beer' in this story. But, remember, folks, some of the readers may get the vapors.
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Full link for the crash report above: https://www.airliners.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=231497
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Same link as mine.. .

Now give me my beer back....
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Gregg wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 11:58 am Same link as mine.. .

Now give me my beer back....
Yeahbut yours has a typo in it. And have a fresh one...

The NTSB link is 19 years old and doesn't work from that forum, but here is one that does: https://www.ntsb.gov/gils/_layouts/15/n ... 8632&key=1
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Gregg wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 5:03 am Inflight Sex Caused Plane Crash!
Don't blame the pilot, the earth moved!
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raison de arizona wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:38 pm
Gregg wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 11:58 am Same link as mine.. .

Now give me my beer back....
Yeahbut yours has a typo in it. And have a fresh one...

The NTSB link is 19 years old and doesn't work from that forum, but here is one that does: https://www.ntsb.gov/gils/_layouts/15/n ... 8632&key=1
Ah, then thank you!
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jcolvin2 wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:23 pm
Gregg wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 5:03 am Inflight Sex Caused Plane Crash!
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GOP Congressional Candidate for #FL24.
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raison de arizona wrote: Thu Aug 04, 2022 10:25 am GOP Congressional Candidate for #FL24.
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I understand that Florida Man entries are usually of a little different behavior than what I am posting here. But as a person who lives in Florida, as quite a few of our members do, this is the kind of Florida Man that I encounter most often. The thread is not very long.

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Cuz apologizes are so hard to do. Good Lord, what a beast. May he and his wife catch covid and choke on their own bile.
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Oh dear... probably could be cross-posted to the Flying the Unfriendly Skies thread or something. Not all the assholes are Floridian (althought we have our fair share). Do we even know if this jerk is a Florida resident or just a tourist passing through?
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neonzx wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:17 am Oh dear... probably could be cross-posted to the Flying the Unfriendly Skies thread or something. Not all the assholes are Floridian (althought we have our fair share). Do we even know if this jerk is a Florida resident or just a tourist passing through?
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We do t know for sure. So I’m gonna give him an honorary Florida Man designation because he reminds me of so many confirmed Florida Men I have encountered over the years.
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RVInit wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:54 am
neonzx wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:17 am Oh dear... probably could be cross-posted to the Flying the Unfriendly Skies thread or something. Not all the assholes are Floridian (althought we have our fair share). Do we even know if this jerk is a Florida resident or just a tourist passing through?
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We do t know for sure. So I’m gonna give him an honorary Florida Man designation because he reminds me of so many confirmed Florida Men I have encountered over the years. Present company excepted of course.
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The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
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:rotflmao:
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Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
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Gregg wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:33 pm
Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
You win the internet today. :lovestruck:
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Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
Is the gator using or smuggling the meth......? Or cooking it?
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Frater I*I wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:20 pm
Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
Is the gator using or smuggling the meth......? Or cooking it?
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