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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:21 am
by Foggy
If'n this thread had a poll I'd vote for the fjords. :biggrin:

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:00 pm
by p0rtia
Phoenix520 wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:37 am Is she dead or miraculously cured yet? :bored:
Somebody somewhere on some SM platform requested that she speak up, and she did so. Near as I can tell, that was either Thursday morning or Wednesday night. I read her quoted post but can't remember what she said. Not much. Better/not better (again).

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 12:48 pm
by Foggy
Still mysteriously missing. See, this is why you want to register even a lower-grade AI. They're really expensive to create one, and when you go to the local cops in Florida and say "We think this lady is missing" and show them a photo they look look at you like "And you want us to do what exactly, because we don't have a separate missing persons agency for MISSING BIMBOS."

There, I said it, see if Facebook can kick me off here. :boxing:

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 3:58 pm
by Phoenix520
:mrgreen:

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 5:09 pm
by Slim Cognito
Trying to imagine her getting so sick, like others before her, she needs to be hospitalized, realizing she's in danger of dying, and wondering if maybe the vaccine isn't such a bad idea.

Nah, she'd rather die than admit vaccines are good.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 5:24 pm
by tek
Many people are saying Beet Juice is the cure!

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:02 pm
by northland10
At least this one is not harmful and apparently can have some health benefits, but I am not sure where they got that it would cure COVID. I assume some anonymous person made the claim so it must be absolute truth. Don't trust non-anonymous doctors or the FDA but trust some unknown person on the internet.

They may start freaking after the red pee starts.

I would actually be quite happy if beet juice was a cure but I would not trust that it is until it has actually been researched.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:25 pm
by keith
northland10 wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:02 pm I would actually be quite happy if beet juice was a cure but I would not trust that it is until it has actually been researched.
Don't hesitate then.

I've done that research, and I've just read on the internet that it is even better than ivermection.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:29 pm
by northland10
Since I am vaxed, masked when I am among people, and generally avoid large gatherings anyway (even before COVID), I am left with nothing to cure. So, I can wait on the beet juice though regular beets are tasty.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:29 pm
by Greatgrey
tek wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 5:24 pm Many people are saying Beet Juice is the cure!
Ya got to mix it like a Bloody Mary, but using hydrogen peroxide.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:43 pm
by somerset
Greatgrey wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:29 pm
tek wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 5:24 pm Many people are saying Beet Juice is the cure!
Ya got to mix it like a Bloody Mary, but using hydrogen peroxide.
And not that weak, 3% stuff you get at the local drugstore either. For best results ya gotta use the real 30+% stuff ;)

https://www.fishersci.com/shop/products ... #?keyword=

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:04 pm
by Foggy
Yeah, well, I'm going to politely suggest that she's deathly ill, or else where the hell is she?

:waiting: :bored: :popcorn:

If she's claiming that the fake medicine cured her, she has to be publicly visible. Like, TODAY.

Which she clearly is not. So that leaves two remaining options: Dead, and deathly ill. Dead is not my outcome of choice, so I'm going with deathly ill. Like, y'know, like I was a week ago today.

Dead is just a little too cute for my tastes. "Yanno that Laura Loomer lady, artificial Earthling, hung around with Jacob Wohl for 13.8 seconds once, she ran for Congress in Florida and got her ass kicked?"

"Yeah?"

"Well (of course) she was anti-vaxer and anti-mask and was going to base her next run for Congress on the Mighty Belles of Freedom so naturally SHE GOT THE VIRUS AND SHE'S DEAD. So, umm ... how are the White Sox doing this year?"

Ya see? It's anti-climactic! It's TRITE! It's predictable! Ya can't do that to your audience!

Not even to mention, WHO CARES IF SHE'S DEAD? SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD!! SHE HASN'T SHOWN ANY SIGNS OF LIFE IN YEARS!

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:17 pm
by noblepa
northland10 wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:02 pm I would actually be quite happy if beet juice was a cure but I would not trust that it is until it has actually been researched.
Their idea of "research" is a Google search.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:43 pm
by bob

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 10:01 pm
by pipistrelle
I’m sticking with she lied about having it.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 10:10 pm
by Phoenix520
Or she nearly died.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:38 pm
by Luke
So Loomer said she survived (still no sense of smell) and she's moved to Orlando to challenge Dan Webster. The further north in FL she is, the happier we are. As Foggy might say, "Bye gurl". On the #GriftExpress, she says she raised $105K for the quarter and thanked donors 1 by 1 on Telegram. Here comes her book, her AMPFest appearance (last time, Tic Tac Larry Sinclair was there, he banned me from his Twitter :cry: ) & more whining.

LAURA LOOMER, [03.10.21 09:48]
If you pre/ordered my book on Amazon, it will be released in 2 days! Very exciting!

I hope you all enjoy it.


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Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 3:14 am
by Resume18
I owe it to Regeneron, Ivermectin, HCQ and Zpack.
This is a lie.

That's if she isn't lying about contracting COVID in the first place.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 3:42 am
by Lani
Resume18 wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 3:14 am
I owe it to Regeneron, Ivermectin, HCQ and Zpack.
This is a lie.

That's if she isn't lying about contracting COVID in the first place.
At least she did say she owes it in part to Regeneron (monoclonal antibodies).
Monoclonal antibodies can be effective at decreasing hospitalization rates and progression to severe disease and death for patients with mild to moderate COVID-19. In addition, mAbs have been shown to improve survival in patients hospitalized with COVID-19 who have not mounted their own immune response.
https://www.healthaffairs.org/do/10.137 ... 7955/full/

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:16 pm
by Resume18
Lani wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 3:42 am
Resume18 wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 3:14 am
I owe it to Regeneron, Ivermectin, HCQ and Zpack.
This is a lie.

That's if she isn't lying about contracting COVID in the first place.
At least she did say she owes it in part to Regeneron (monoclonal antibodies).
Monoclonal antibodies can be effective at decreasing hospitalization rates and progression to severe disease and death for patients with mild to moderate COVID-19. In addition, mAbs have been shown to improve survival in patients hospitalized with COVID-19 who have not mounted their own immune response.
https://www.healthaffairs.org/do/10.137 ... 7955/full/
Sure, but the rest of that crap had nothing to do with her "recovery." As we know, recovery from COVID may not be total and long term neurological and pulmonary issues are possibilities, though I don't know how we'd discern any difference about the former.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:59 pm
by Foggy
Laura is a dutifully honest woman and she would NEVER tell a lie under any circumstances unless there was a nickel in it for her somewhere.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:07 pm
by Gregg
I think she gots a sniffles, self pitied herself into a near death event, self diagnosed herself with COVID, told the flock, proclaimed the saving grace of the party approved treatment (which doesn't mean she actually got any) and raised herself above the adversity of it all to fundraise from it.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:16 pm
by Foggy
Yeah, that's what my vote says.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:42 pm
by raison de arizona
She's a pureblood.

Re: Laura Elizabeth Loomer (No Rematch - Primary v. GOP Rep. Dan Webster)

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:53 pm
by jcolvin2
raison de arizona wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:42 pm She's a pureblood.
Like Lord Voldemort’s followers.