//s// | Eye tarantulas. In Estiveo's Orlytoons Orly's false eyelashes came to life as animated characters resembling tarantulas. Refers to the fact that on multiple electronic filings Orly could not get her electronic signature: "/s/ Orly Taitz" correct. |
A fail of birthers | A collective noun to describe such gatherings. |
Ammhole | Ammon Bundy for obvious reasons. |
baned | Ed-Hale-ism meaning banned. |
Birtherpalooza | What was the word when three birthers actually appeared together in the same place. |
Boogle | A birther from Virginia named Dean Haskins called the people on Fogbow". It's a collective noun, like a pod of whales or a murder of crows, and it means a group of weasels. We adopted that and the Boogle now means "the people of Fogbow". |
Bowling Ball Charles Edward Lincoln III, aka CEL3 | Craptacular attorney and former lover of Lena Taitz. |
Brunt toast | Ed Hale-ism for burnt toast. |
Cackilacki | Carolinas, Usually referring to North Carolina. |
Cascenario | Portmanteau of case and scenario, i.e., best cascenario and worst best cascenario. |
certaki | Certiorari as spelled by Taitz. |
Citizen Grand Slam | A "citizens grand jury" held at a Denny's. I forget the details, but didn't one of the first Obama "citizens grand juries" actually meet at a Denny's? |
Commander Cordwood | Lt. Cmdr. Walter Francis Fitzpatrick III, Retired, who spent a good deal of time in the Monroe County, Tennessee jail for misprision of birtherism, and complained that the inmates were "stacked like cordwood" over the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays. Also affectionately known as Fitzfundfilcher, because he was court-martialed by the US Navy and subsequently forced to retire, after he pilfered a sum of money that was intended for the use of the crewmen on his ship. Cordwood = FitzFundFilcher. He was court-martialed and convicted for dipping into the enlisted men's mess fund to buy a television and a trip to a funeral for the wife of a colleague. (I think Fitzy said it was OK because the enlisted men loved the officer who died.) |
Court of Bun-Dogs | Taitz was trying to say boondocks “This is ridiculous to think, that the ambassadors would not have the right to appear in court right there in DC, in SCOTUS. What do those clerks think? That I should file such case in the lowest possible court: in the Circuit court of Yahoo-Ville or the District Court of Bun-dogs??†|
Daffydavit | An affidavit prepared by Taitz |
Denined | Ed Hale-ism for denied |
Dental Chair of Love (or O' Love) | A patient's dental chair in the Chaleria's office that the Bowling Ball (Charles Edward Lincoln, III) claimed was used to have sex with her. (Apparently the Bowling Ball's real last name is Linck but he changed it. On the other hand, he and Taitz said that President Obama changed his name from Barry Sotero to Barack Obama and that somehow showed he was disqualified. Go figure.) |
Elk | ilk cuz that is how Moo spells it. |
Expert witness | any guy off the street with a grudge against President Obama who claimed some expertise (which he didn't have) who Taitz used to attempt to show President Obama's birth certificate was fake. |
Flatcap | Schaeffer Cox |
Floriduh | Florida |
Foogie never gets anythign striagth | Ed Hale-ism |
Four Paragraph Rule | The "Four Paragraph Rule" was Foogy's request that you copy over at most four paragraphs from another site. Primarily out of copyright concerns, but also (too) because walls of text are ugly |
Fpoon | The sacred wooden food preparation utensil Estiveo inadvertently left at my house after a meetup |
Fraud | Any act or decision with which Taitz disagreed |
Gateway House (of Boys and Pundits) | Orlylicious. That and the titular Mama June |
GIL | Grossly Inapproriate Larry" : Larry Klayman. I've forgotten the details of the initial inappropriateness, ISTR it involved his kids. But he's been inappropriate in many, many ways since. |
Greenies | Greenies are moderators - kate520 and realist - because of the color of the group |
He, Jim whatever | A play on "He, Lucas Smith." Smith's dreadful writing style was littered with, "I, Lucas Smith, ...." |
He, Lucas Daniel Smith | Smith is a convicted forger who peddled a poor forgery of a birth certificate showing that Obama was born in Kenya. He (Lucas Daniel Smith) has his own thread; you can read about his exploits there. But the fella is weird. But his addition to the lexicon was his instance referring to himself as "I, Lucas Daniel Smith." Dude: "I" suffices |
IAAL | I Am A Lawyer |
IANACrL | I Am Not A Criminal Lawyer*Edited To Add (ETA) - This doesn't mean a lawyer who is or isn't a criminal. It's a lawyer who doesn't practice criminal law, because criminal law is special. Well, most law is special. But criminal law is more speshul. Or at least, that's what the IAALs and IAACrLs tell us IANALs. |
IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
IANALBIRTFB | I am not a lawyer but I read the Fogbow |
IIRC | If I recall correctly |
IMHIANALO | In My Humble I Am Not A Lawyer Opinion |
Indicated | The Great Orange One hisself misstating "indicted" in a "truth" that was widely shared after his indictement on 34 state charges in New York. |
Indite | Birtherism for Indict. |
Joos | Jews. Usually used to point out not so subtle anti-semitism. |
KrakenRally | Gathering in the tens of those that support the “stolen†election conspriarcy. |
LDIT | Lame Duck Impeached Trump. |
Lena | Another name for Orly after she called into a radio show and used Lena as a fake name. Between her very distinguishable accent and her bat crap crazy questions, the host figured out it was really Orly. |
Link for Rikker | If there's an unsupported assertion, instead of asking for a link, or ...you ask for a link on Rikker's behalf. Because Rikker lurves links (with which to troll others). |
Lolsuit | A lawsuit so bad it's laughable. |
Magatmatics | Bad math by MAGAts or attempts by MAGAts to justify something using math or statistics and failing miserably. |
Moar | More |
Moo | Maureen Peltier (aka SSG Moe). |
Moran | Was a sign a patriot held at a gathering of some sort that read, "Don't be a Moran." |
Moron Lube | Molon Labe (the latin phrase the Gun Humpers so enjoy along with the Stupid Yellow Snakey Flag). |
NADT | Not A Death Threat. Orly Taitz was convinced every criticism including a sentiment like, fuck off and die, or I hope you have a debilitating aneurysm, you bitch, constituted a death threat, thus NADT became de rigueur. |
O'RLY | An entendre for Orly Taitz. Born of the owl meme O RLY meaning "Oh Really". |
ORYR | |
Plaintiff | A client to anyone except Taitz because Taitz didn't have clients to whom she owed duties. She had plaintiffs who were there only to allow her to pursue her goals. |
Poot | Term of endearment for a Sovereign Citizen (SovCit). Poots got started because of outside defecation activity at Malheur Refuge when the toilets wouldn't work. |
Pooterati | A collective noun for a group of SovCits |
Pootfest | A collective noun for a group of SovCits, usually when they are protesting... something |
PootSpeak | The babble commonly used by SovCits when they think they are being clever. |
Pupisode | Time with Lt.Col. Root Beer and Lt. Biscuit. |
RAPMasters | The Restore American Plan leaders. He may have referred to them as cRAPMasters. I am doing this off the top of my head. |
Restoftheworldia | Anywhere outside of the United States, especially when it comes to healthcare. |
Rharon | Sharon Rondeau, owner of the Post and Email (see Pest and eFail). The term derives from one of the many misspellings of Orly Taitz. This was first published by Rharon Rondeau and later republished by the editor of ORYR |
Ronapalooza | |
SECR | Suck Egg Court Reporter (though we don't have any of those here, only handsome, brilliant ones) |
Smackdown Friday | a Friday on which a court issues a ruling against a nutjob. Most rulings are issued on Fridays, so for a while, almost every Friday was Smackdown Friday. |
Smoking Mirrors | Taitz was trying to say smoke and mirrors |
Squidney | Attorney Sidney Powell who threatened to release the Kraken which is a mystical octopus, but hard to connect with the name Sidney. Also seen on Twitter |
Statue quo | A misspelling of status quo in one of the loser lawsuits filed by Squidney or Lin Wood. |
Sternsig | From Sterngard's signature, "When there are a finite number of ways to screw something up, Orly Taitz will find an infinite number of ways to do so. (The Sternsig Rule.)" |
Stoopid | Stupid |
The Chaleria | Orly Taitz |
The defectively stapled line | During the birther years, a Hawai‘i assistant AG once described a filing by noted lunatic Orly Taitz as "an inartfully collated, defectively stapled, and misordered collection of pages." |
The Mighty Spork | Derived from Sporky calling himself "The Mighty Sword." There were various permutations, including The Mighty Butter Knife until somebody suggested The Mighty Spork. |
the Paraclete | A nom d'birth of OG Birther, Leo Donofrio aka Jet Schizo. |
The Pest and eFail | Post and Email |
Too also | Palinism |
Trial Of The Century | The Mad Moldovan Molar Mangler put herself in the witless witness seat so she could cross examine herself |
TSTL | Too Stupid To Live. |
TWLITHOTU | Let's not forget which was Orly again: The Worst Lawyer In The History Of The Universe. |
Up, down, left, down a little, right | Taitz's instructions, on the record, at a hearing before a hearing officer of the Georgia Secretary of State during a hearing where she was testifying as well as arguing as counsel in an effort to have President Obama found disqualified to run for President in 2012. (Visualize the courtroom scene from Woody Allen's "Bananas." Only this was funnier.) Taitz and the other birther lawyers were offered a default judgment by the administrative law judge because President Obama ignored the hearing, but Taitz and the other birther lawyers wanted to go in for the kill. So they put on their evidence and inadvertently lost to an empty chair. Upon their appeal the trial court held the Secretary of State had no jurisdiction over the issue. (So President Obama was correct in ignoring the hearing.) |
usurpathon | When three birthers actually appeared together in the same place at the same time. |
Witless | Witness |
WLITHOTU | The Worst Lawyer in the History of the Universe, i.e. Orly Taitz |
YMMV | Your mileage may very |
Zekutive Deesides | Closed door admin stuff |
Zibits | Bad pronunciation of exhibits. |