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Cross-posting because the Mighty 699th and its Supreme Commander deserve all the Credit and Glory! Thank you, 699th!!


While the angry, lying dotard is under investigation for the Espionage Act* and his supporters are going out of their minds and twisting themselves into pretzels: FRIDAY SMACKDOWN!...

The Democrats passed the Inflation Reduction Act: WINNING!

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We must be mindful that None of this would have been possible without the Mighty Help of Lt Col Root Beer, Lt Biscuit & the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker! ("Who's a good girl who brought JUSTICE? You are, you are!!") :lovestruck:

Credit where it's due: Lt Biscuit's WAR FACE put us over the finish line. This was just Lt Biscuit being "mildly annoyed" -- Republicans, don't tempt fate and really make Lt Biscuit "actually angry". :dog:


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They misspelled chassis! Ack!

Oh well, I hereby impose a mild beating on the creators.

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Stephen King's Molly strikes fear and terror in a similar way to the Mighty 699th:
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I’d like to introduce Blueberry, who I hope will become the newest recruit.

Here he is practicing his moves and living to fight another day. He’s tiny but mighty, don’t you think?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPfqkUr/
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He's adorable!
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OMG, OMG, OMG!!!
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💙 💙 💙 🐕

It's clear, Blueberry is another vicious killer! Definitely a great recruit for the 699th. You can see that Blueberry is totally out for blood and will stop at nothing to destroy enemies to defend the USA.

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As always, the folks at His Illuminated Majesty's Air Forces have no comment on what 5 pallets of Pupperoni pre staged in Sarasota had to do with this.

A hearty "We hez alibi" is all this Spokespup would say...
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Phoenix520 wrote: Thu Sep 01, 2022 7:45 pm I’d like to introduce Blueberry, who I hope will become the newest recruit.

Here he is practicing his moves and living to fight another day. He’s tiny but mighty, don’t you think?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPfqkUr/
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:lol:

I dearly wish he were mine. No, he’s a TikTok star.
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Gregg,

I realize you probably can't comment, but is the 699th pulling TDY in Sardinia in preparation for supporting the liberation of Ukraine? It's a perfect staging area for an invasion because it's quite rural and well within the range of a C-130 to make a round trip to the drop zone without refueling.

By far, the number one dog breed we've seen in a week on the island is dachshunds. That raised my suspicions...
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I don't think I have the security clearance to read about this. :shock:
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JPC: I realize you probably can't comment, but is the 699th pulling TDY in Sardinia in preparation for supporting the liberation of Ukraine?
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His Illuminated Majesty's Air Forces do not comment on possible ongoing operations...

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Those half closed steely* eyes, the firm and straight posture are the steely attributes of the vicious members of the Imperial Illuminati Air Force. Be afraid! Be very afraid!!

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I love that picture because it's very much a "Dark Biscuit" kind of thing which is totally out of character. Root Beer can be very serious but Biscuit is the happiest most cheerful pups you will ever meet, she's like Tom Hanks and a Golden Retriever had a puppy. :bag:
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Gregg wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:23 pm I love that picture because it's very much a "Dark Biscuit" kind of thing which is totally out of character. Root Beer can be very serious but Biscuit is the happiest most cheerful pups you will ever meet, she's like Tom Hanks and a Golden Retriever had a puppy. :bag:
It looks like halfway to nap time to me but what do I know? :shrug:
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Another suspicious data point. Replace golf balls with land mines and you could believe that the 699th has a platoon with additional advanced invasion support capabilities. The gingham dress camouflage is a nice touch, probably lulling the enemy into complacency.

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I mean, you don't start training with live munitions... :biggun:
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Gregg wrote: Wed Sep 07, 2022 8:09 pm His Illuminated Majesty's Air Forces do not comment on possible ongoing operations...

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Kriselda Gray wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 6:51 am
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RTH10260 wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 8:30 am It's gone, link was to a cache
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HOORAY for Lt Biscuit! It's always such a treat to see new photos of Lt Biscuit and Lt Col Root Beer. Wish we had a 699th Photo of the Day topic with photos and VIDEOS :P Thank you to all the 699th Team Members who helped clear this photo through what must be mountains of security and clearance so we could enjoy it. :bighug:

JPC definitely is seeing an operation going on; the "TDY in Sardinia" and "Replace golf balls with land mines and you could believe that the 699th has a platoon with additional advanced invasion support capabilities". After seeing this story, JPC's idea sounds even more right -- if it's $15,000 per Dachshund, a platoon with invasion support capabilities sounds downright reasonable. And as JPC said, he's spotted a LOT of Dachshunds. Lt Biscuit looks like she's on HIGH ALERT after receiving some highly classified material.

Italy Will Pay People Over $15,000 to Move to the Island of Sardinia
By Margherita Cole on September 13, 2022

Italy is a dream destination for many people. Between the stunning landscapes and the long history of art and culture, there is a lot to appreciate in this small European country. And while most people plan on only visiting, there are increasing opportunities to move to certain regions. Not only that, but the Italian government is even paying people to relocate.

One of the most recent initiatives is aiming to encourage workers and families to settle on the beautiful island of Sardinia, which is just off the west coast of Italy. Like many other parts of the country, Sardinia is suffering from a shrinking population and weak economy, so the government is using a total of about $44 million to distribute to those willing to move to the idyllic island.

Of course, this attractive offer comes with some requirements. In order to receive the maximum grant of €15,000 (about $15,195 USD), applicants must be willing to transfer to a rural municipality with less than 3,000 inhabitants and live there full-time—this is intended to deter wealthy buyers from taking advantage of the scheme to create luxury holiday houses. Furthermore, the money must be used to purchase and renovate a Sardinian home, and the recipients of the funds have to register their residency in Sardinia within 18 months of their arrival.

The hope is that more workers will be enticed to move to Sardinia, and bolster the economy by filling needed occupations and starting small businesses. “Thanks to the contributions to their first houses,” says Sardinian President Christian Solinas, “this is strengthened and becomes fertile ground for those who will move there or decide to build a family. There can be no growth without a real enhancement of the territories, of the interior and most disadvantaged areas, which must pass through new policies for their repopulation.”
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All Americans appeal to the Supreme Commander of the Imperial Illuminati Air Force for some clarity on this Sardinia mission, and for an update on the 699th Midterm Election plans. America is counting on the 699th! :dog:
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