Not to worry, ma chéri. Capt. Renault is a master of stealth & spycraft, comme vous pouvez le voir clairement:
Justice with Lt Col Root Beer, Lt Biscuit & the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker
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Bravo, Capt. Chat Renault!
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People are saying Capt. Renault is also bringing... donuts!
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bagels & lox.orlylicious wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 6:42 pm People are saying Capt. Renault is also bringing... donuts!
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Tomorrow is Fat Tuesday. Gotta be Pączki
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The Purina air force is in...
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Capt Renault had better be bringing jambon-beurre in that basket!
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Clearly, huge things are happening at Der Dachshundbünker. Not hearing any comment from the 699th is eerie, but normal. Hopefully, the 699th will consider reassuring The Fogbow and the world with an announcement. The world is safer having the 699th on guard. On Instagram, the "Dachshunds of Ukraine" clearly support the 699th. Community Viber / WhatsApp +380994829694 https://www.instagram.com/dachshundsua/ Unclear if there's an alliance with the Mighty 699th, but these dachshunds look ready to defend their nation.
There have been some on-the-ground reports that Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (born 7 October 1952, surprisingly, he's a Libra) has become more and more unstable -- sources report he's having nightmares. The word is he's recounted to Revolutionary Military Council (Революционный Военный Совет) members that he fears the distant whop whop whop of helicopters, the faint puff of tiny parachutes opening and the ferocious welps of highly trained Assault Dachshunds as they descend upon him. He's terrified that it will be the final thing he sees and hears.
699th Fact: During WWII, the 6th Air Army was an air army of the Red Army's Air Force. Part of the 6th was the 699th Transport Aviation Regiment.
https://dbpedia.org/page/6th_Air_Army
Emblem of Russia's 6th Combined Arms Army:
At first, thought Alpo Martinez was a dog, like Purina® ALPO® Dog Food. Has anyone considered naming their child ALPO®?
According to https://www.babynology.com/name/alpo-m.html and a few other sites, ALPO® is a Finnish name (love Finns!) and means "blond, white" (appropriate for Finland ). Wonder if Alpo Martinez' parents knew that when they named him. This doesn't sound like an operation of the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment.
There have been some on-the-ground reports that Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (born 7 October 1952, surprisingly, he's a Libra) has become more and more unstable -- sources report he's having nightmares. The word is he's recounted to Revolutionary Military Council (Революционный Военный Совет) members that he fears the distant whop whop whop of helicopters, the faint puff of tiny parachutes opening and the ferocious welps of highly trained Assault Dachshunds as they descend upon him. He's terrified that it will be the final thing he sees and hears.
699th Fact: During WWII, the 6th Air Army was an air army of the Red Army's Air Force. Part of the 6th was the 699th Transport Aviation Regiment.
https://dbpedia.org/page/6th_Air_Army
Emblem of Russia's 6th Combined Arms Army:
At first, thought Alpo Martinez was a dog, like Purina® ALPO® Dog Food. Has anyone considered naming their child ALPO®?
According to https://www.babynology.com/name/alpo-m.html and a few other sites, ALPO® is a Finnish name (love Finns!) and means "blond, white" (appropriate for Finland ). Wonder if Alpo Martinez' parents knew that when they named him. This doesn't sound like an operation of the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment.
Road Rage, Not Betrayal, Was Behind Informant’s Killing, Authorities Say
Alpo Martinez, a former Harlem drug kingpin who became an informant, was killed not for snitching but because of a simmering feud over his erratic driving, a law enforcement official said.
Lt Root Beer of the Mighty 699th. Fogbow s titular Mama June in Fogbow's Favourite Show™ Mama June: From Not To Hot! Fogbow's Theme Song™ Edith Massey's "I Got The Evidence!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jDHZd0JAg
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Pancake is proud to be a dog of mostly American Staffordshire Terrier lineage. She is heartbroken, however, that she does not qualify to join the 699th.
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I believe then, that it is high time for form the 699th Auxiliary. Open to all ages and breeds (or mixtures.)Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:26 pm Pancake is proud to be a dog of mostly American Staffordshire Terrier lineage. She is heartbroken, however, that she does not qualify to join the 699th.
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Great idea!!!!!!
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Lt Root Beer of the Mighty 699th. Fogbow s titular Mama June in Fogbow's Favourite Show™ Mama June: From Not To Hot! Fogbow's Theme Song™ Edith Massey's "I Got The Evidence!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jDHZd0JAg
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Looks like the 699th have competition.
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Cry havoc.
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Actually, in the late 1990s when the eastern European Air Forces had a few garage sales, you could pic up a full on almost de militarized Soviet era fight jet for about what a new Buick cost, FOB Warsaw Pact airbases.
Several of them ended up at flight schools in the western USA and for a few Dinars if you had some fairly sophisticated pre-reqs you could go out, spend a week getting some instruction and for your graduation flight, take one out over the Gulf of California and break the sound barrier. (It is illegal to do so in US Air Space) It was wicked expensive, and a helluva lot of fun, I might add....
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Of course, you can, for a price, buy your own turnkey Air Force, wienerdogs not included
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I gotta ask if this is the same Nigerian Prince who asked me to help him get $8 billion dollars into my Credit Union?
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I gotta ask if this is the same Nigerian Prince who asked me to help him get $8 billion dollars into my Credit Union?
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Weiner dogs are now invading the world of pro cycling. This video shows how their aerodynamics are superior for winning races.
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Yeah, it's a thing...
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