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Justice with Lt Col Root Beer, Lt Biscuit & the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker

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Re: Justice with Lt. Root Beer and the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker

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Lt. Biscuit has an adorable face.
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So true Vol! Excited to see a photo of Lt. Root Beer with Lt. Biscuit -- if the photos are not classified, getting an inside look at training operations would be fantastic. Recruiting for the 699th is ahead of schedule:





And Americans are far more secure tonight. Just try it, criminals like The Spork. Just trying filing more bogus court cases, Laity. The 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment of the Imperial Illuminati Air Force stands ready to take you down. Look at their faces -- They Mean Business. This is your only warning, Joseph DeMaio, Bow Wow and #FatRambo.


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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Lt Root Beer deserves a promotion.
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Did I ever mention Hucky, the Tactical Assault Dachshund? Hucky passed a couple decades ago, so I don't know if he was part of the 699th, but I'm sure he would have been a welcome addition. Hucky was half dachshund, half pitbull, all attitude. He had the body plan of a dachshund and the musculature of a pit bull. Think a dachshund on steroids, a veritable Arnold Schwarzenhund. A one-pup brute squad. Hucky had a sidekick, who I nicknamed White Boyz. White Boyz was a dachshund X Jack Russell mix - body of a dachshund, drive of a Jack. As much as he wanted to, it was quite obvious that he had a problem.

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SuzieC wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 1:31 am The criminal driving the tank looks exactly like Roodles. Intentional?
Nah, Simon Bar Sinister's classic look predates Rudy's current state of decrepitude by decades. It's just the happiest of coincidences. (or prescience?)
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Yeah, I think Roodles modeled himself after Simon Bar Sinister, and not the other way around.
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Hooray! Root Beer got her promotion! She wants to thank Maybenaut and the command and control structure at Fogbow for helping to push this through! The missions will be much more dangerous, but her Pup-peroni rations will improve dramatically and the uniform is going to be adorable!

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Volkonski wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 1:30 am Lt. Biscuit has an adorable face.
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Congrats to new recruit Biscuit and to Lt. Root Beer on her promotion. Since the other new recruit is asleeper cell I won’t congratulate him by name.
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:boxing: :bighug:





You can see the dangerous, vicious look in Lt Col Root Beer's eyes. Der Dachshundbünker trains killers. She's ready to attack, kick ass and take names like all the patriots at the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment.
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Congratulations to Colonel Root Beer and Lieutenant Biscuit!

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Gregg! This is highly alarming! There's been a security breach at the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker! How in God's name did Saturday Night Live get this Top Secret information? Don't want to jump to any conclusions, but are you sure the staff checked Lt. Biscuit's pedigree carefully?

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Understand the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker is deep undercover, but we need an update! What happened with the new military weapon? How are our Guardians of Justice, Colonel Root Beer and Lieutenant Biscuit?

I call upon my Supporter to DEMAND update on the vicious, ruthlessly effective 699th!*

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orlylicious wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 5:38 pm Understand the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker is deep undercover, but we need an update! What happened with the new military weapon? How are our Guardians of Justice, Colonel Root Beer and Lieutenant Biscuit?

I call upon my Supporter to DEMAND update on the vicious, ruthlessly effective 699th!*
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Daphne would be a good addition to the 699th regiment on loan from Canada. She’s fast like the flasher! :dog: :dog:

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orlylicious wrote: Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:01 pm Gregg! This is highly alarming! There's been a security breach at the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker! How in God's name did Saturday Night Live get this Top Secret information? Don't want to jump to any conclusions, but are you sure the staff checked Lt. Biscuit's pedigree carefully?

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URGENT

To: The Supreme Commander, Imperial Illuminati Air Force
From: A Grateful Nation
Re: NEW RECRUITS!

There are some elite task force members on standby to risk their paws for the Mighty 699th. They are currently at the secret headquarters of the sovereign citizen patrol, but they would drop everything if called up by Lt Col Root Beer, Lt Biscuit & the 699th Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment based at Der Dachshundbünker. The Fezzes are cunning and effective disguises, they've been infiltrating Moorish idiots who are going to receive Justice. In those disguises, obviously :boxing: the Moorish are bamboozled about who those pups really are.

00:13 got the
00:15 elite task force on standby in case
00:17 things go sideways
00:19 from the secret headquarters of the
00:20 sovereign citizen patrol

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Contact info in the YouTube clip, surely Law Talk With Mike knows all about the bravery and effectiveness of the 699th. And the rumor is he's LOADED with Pupperoni. Not that it matters, of course.

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Any truth to the rumor that their secret hideaway is in the basement of Rick's Cafe Americain, and that they send and receive their encrypted messages through Captain Renault?
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Well, just tell EVERYBODY!!!!! :biggrin:
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