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Thanks, needed something funny today...
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:rotflmao:
"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.
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Oh Gawds. :rotflmao:

And Amazon Prime has it for streaming ("Office Space" for anyone who doesn't know the '37 pieces of flair' reference). :thumbsup:
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YouTube goodness ...

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Cross posting from another forum I read. Identifying info removed.

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We're nearly back to Missoula for the second time this year, and about 35 miles east of town on I-90 road construction closes the slow lane and traffic merges left and slows down. Just before reaching work on a west-bound Interstate overpass we're shunted across the median to the fast lane of the east bound I-90 lanes. The overpass work has jack-hammered all the concrete off of the west-bound overpass down to the underlying superstructure of steel beams and girders. What remains are huge open gaping holes and a matrix of remnant concrete with gnarly shards of rebar poking upward. I couldn't tell if the overpass spanned the Clark Fork river or the railroad, but it was about 30' above whatever it spanned, and the span was 100'-125' long or so. In the goddamned middle of the span, I fucking swear on a stack, there's a pickup truck wedged into the superstructure gaps. It's pitched violently forward and to the left side such that I can't see the condition of the driver's side window below the upper portion of the concrete divider that separated my line of sight from across the median strip. Now there are only about 3 ways this could have transpired.

1. After all the jackhammer work was done someone used the nearby crane to put their buddy's truck onto the span.
2. Some asshole parked his truck on the span and the rest of the crew decided to bust his chops by jackhammering away all the concrete underneath it for 60' front and back of his rig and on both sides as well.
3. Some shiteating pissant decided to assert his freedumb, and driving at freeway speed and yelling "Let's Go Brandon!!!" drove 60' across gaping holes and shredding rebar shards to impact violently in the middle of a bridge potentially flying through his windshield and down 30' to the space below.

When we crossed the span my wife looked at me and said : "As soon as we can we gotta get the fuck outta this state."

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My husband almost hurt himself laughing when I read that to him. Good job!
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Hoffy @HoffmeisterRick wrote: I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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Saw a post from a mortician awhile back.

He said he's been tying everyones shoe laces together in the casket. It will make the zombie apocalypse waaaay more enjoyable.
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Love the shampoo one. :lol:
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Does anyone know if the guy who came up with the phrase, "One Hit Wonder," ever came up with any other phrases?
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:rimshot:
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Yesterday I realized that I had enough money to survive the rest of the year.
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Suranis wrote: Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:25 pm Yesterday I realized that I had enough money to survive the rest of the year.
I suppose that today you decided you might have been wrong?
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keith wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2023 6:47 am
Suranis wrote: Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:25 pm Yesterday I realized that I had enough money to survive the rest of the year.
I suppose that today you decided you might have been wrong?
"Yesterday" was New Years Eve.
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Suranis wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2023 6:59 am
keith wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2023 6:47 am
Suranis wrote: Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:25 pm Yesterday I realized that I had enough money to survive the rest of the year.
I suppose that today you decided you might have been wrong?
"Yesterday" was New Years Eve.
Yep. "Today" is New Years Day.
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For the musically inclined…
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:rotflmao:
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OK, that one flew over the cuckoos nest my head.

New Year C-sharp 2022 / New Me B-flat 2023

There must be a pun in there somewhere, but I don't see it.

EDIT: Oh, wait. I get it - as soon as I hit submit on the post it dawned on me. Don't hit me.
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I need a clue here!
TRL?
Keith?
Bueller?
Anyone‽
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They are the same note with different names. :biggrin:
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:51 am They are the same note with different names. :biggrin:
Got it!
Thank you.
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