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:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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:cantlook: :rotflmao:
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Yay!

Has everybody heard about the bird?
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Chilidog wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 11:10 pm
I do not want to know how long they had to practice that.
keith wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:21 am Yay!

That's a relief. Murder robots are a real bother.
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keith wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:21 am Yay!

i think that was a Frank Zappa song
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Not being aware of such a FZ lyric, I did a quick websearch. I got a lot of "interesting" results, but nothing to do with Zappa.
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Chilidog wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 8:25 am i think that was a Frank Zappa song
I think Chilidog is messin' with us. :blackeye:
Out from under. :thumbsup:
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You better watch where the huskies go
And don't you eat no yellow snow
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Well, I was born to have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
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Out from under. :thumbsup:
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:hijacked:

So, do we need a Zappa thread or not?

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keith wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 7:18 pm Not being aware of such a FZ lyric, I did a quick websearch. I got a lot of "interesting" results, but nothing to do with Zappa.
Sy Borg

https://genius.com/Frank-zappa-sy-borg-lyrics
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
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My husband is laughing so hard he can't walk - for the last 5 min...
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We used to stick a knife in our ketchup bottles.
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This made me laugh because I can so picture it happening.

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Because 4-year olds are adorable.
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I'm impressed with how long he kept it together - I'd have been cracking up once the trunk hit my head!
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:rotflmao:
"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.
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The kid needs to be told to hand a handkerchief ;)
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