Ronny Jackson

[tek]

something seriously broke in Jackson's brain in the mid-2010s...

[RTH10260]

He has "weird feelings" ? It's time to step down and drop out of the campaign.

ETA i now see that the email was sent in the 2020 elections path.

[Kendra]

[RTH10260]

Dear Ronny, nobody is taking your guns away, just keep them locked up well, keep in mind that you as a fellon is not allowed possession of any such toys.

[Suranis]

Dude, the Biden Administration isn't going to take away your guns. Law enforcement will.

[neonzx]

Ronny, dial 9-8-8. Lines are open!

[Phoenix520]

Alcohol and firearms don’t mix.

[sugar magnolia]

Alcohol and firearms don’t mix.

Neither do stupidity and firearms.

[Ben-Prime]

Alcohol and firearms don’t mix.

Neither do stupidity and firearms.

Sadly, I think we've in fact seen that all of these things *DO* mix. They just mix more like jungles and napalm than like peanut butter and jelly.

[Dr. Ken]

Safety is off while it's pointed at his foot

[pipistrelle]

Safety is off while it's pointed at his foot

It's not like you're supposed to treat every gun like it's loaded.

[Kriselda Gray]

Dear Ronny, nobody is taking your guns away, just keep them locked up well, keep in mind that you as a fellon is not allowed possession of any such toys.

What did he get busted for?

[Uninformed]

Isn’t it a wonderful thing that merely holding one (or more) “AR15s” transforms any moron into a battle-ready GI Joe. I take my hat off to the NRA and gun industry for such a successful perversion of “normal” behaviour.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

Well said, Uninformed, well said.

[RTH10260]

Dear Ronny, nobody is taking your guns away, just keep them locked up well, keep in mind that you as a fellon is not allowed possession of any such toys.

What did he get busted for?

Nothing yet - a train wreck to come

[Jim]

Isn’t it a wonderful thing that merely holding one (or more) “AR15s” transforms any moron into a battle-ready GI Joe. I take my hat off to the NRA and gun industry for such a successful perversion of “normal” behaviour.

Of course, the first time he has to face someone else with a gun trying to kill him, he'll drop his weapons and go running away screaming "OMG, he's got a gun! Someone protect me!".

[Kriselda Gray]

Dear Ronny, nobody is taking your guns away, just keep them locked up well, keep in mind that you as a fellon is not allowed possession of any such toys.

What did he get busted for?

Ok - thanks!

Nothing yet - a train wreck to come

[Kendra]

[Kendra]

WH Physician who said Trump was 6’3”, 235 lbs has discovered a cover-up by his successor.

[raison de arizona]

Oh, and for the record: https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u ... e-7.24.pdf

[pipistrelle]

Oh, and for the record: https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u ... e-7.24.pdf

Yeah, they’ve been giving regular, detailed updates about condition and treatment.

No MAGAt is going to check that reality out, which is why alternative facts win.

[Kendra]

[p0rtia]

It must be a drinking game. Who can get the most retweets from the most fantastical lie.

[northland10]

I would play the GOP drinking game (similar to Newhart game) where you drink for every lie and guzzle every time they mention guns and tax cuts, but I would be wasted in 10 minutes. I would also be broke quickly as I drink the more expensive (and higher alcohol content) craft stuff.

Losing a ton of money would only be helpful if I am playing Buxtehude, Bach, and the boys that week. They're Baroque.

[pipistrelle]

Share with Ronny. Biden is being secretive about his condition.