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Bruce usually finds something to complain about. He doesn't have any problem making the thing that's bothering him into evidence of the coming NWO take over. Like the time, during the height of the pandemic, that the Krogers in Frankfort ran low on change and started giving store credit instead of change and he jumped to the conclusion that the powers that be were taking the first step toward a cashless society.

Ya' gotta' figure things must be bad in the Bruce household if Christopher can't find something to grouse about. We shouldn't forget that as soon as Bruce lost his pizza delivery gig he started saying being an "activist" was his job. Do you supposes he's on an unpaid sabbatical?

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Just nothin' on The Spork. Checked Mrs. Sporky's FB, The Spork's blog, his GAB page, the Alabama jail site... vanished. Couldn't find an obit for Christopher William Bruce. Maybe The Spork left his SovCit days behind like Darren Huff, got a job to support his family and is becoming an upstanding citizen who is too busy to bother with dead-end social media. Right.

Truly, the last thing we heard was, *the distant whop whop whop of helicopters, the faint puff of tiny parachutes opening and the ferocious welps of highly trained Assault Dachshunds as they descend upon you, are the final things you see and hear*

Concerned for Bunny Dog.

The Spork's suitable-for-framing mugshot is still at http://smartweb.madisoncountysheriffal. ... 1JBN008307 -- it's almost life-sized. People are saying Foggy printed it out and hung it on the wall to remember the good old days and great times with The Spork. If that's not true, maybe we can all chip in and get him a t-shirt, coffee cup or bed sheets from Cafe Press with the image on it.

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orlylicious wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 8:38 pm Just nothin' on The Spork. Checked Mrs. Sporky's FB, The Spork's blog, his GAB page, the Alabama jail site... vanished. Couldn't find an obit for Christopher William Bruce. Maybe The Spork left his SovCit days behind like Darren Huff, got a job to support his family and is becoming an upstanding citizen who is too busy to bother with dead-end social media. Right.

Truly, the last thing we heard was, *the distant whop whop whop of helicopters, the faint puff of tiny parachutes opening and the ferocious welps of highly trained Assault Dachshunds as they descend upon you, are the final things you see and hear*

Concerned for Bunny Dog.

The Spork's suitable-for-framing mugshot is still at http://smartweb.madisoncountysheriffal. ... 1JBN008307 -- it's almost life-sized. People are saying Foggy printed it out and hung it on the wall to remember the good old days and great times with The Spork. If that's not true, maybe we can all chip in and get him a t-shirt, coffee cup or bed sheets from Cafe Press with the image on it.


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I know of a certain Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment now using the picture in intense potty/helicopter skills training.

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Awwwww! :lovestruck: :lovestruck: :lovestruck:
I know of a certain Airborne Assault Dachshund Regiment now using the picture in intense potty/helicopter skills training.
This may be the most useful The Spork has ever been! Way to go, Lt. Biscuit & Lt. Col. Root Beer! :thumbs-up: You can see the fierce determination and viciousness of the 699th, The Spork had better stay far away from Der Dashundbunker if he doesn't want to be turned into mincemeat.
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Gregg wrote: Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:05 pm So, as Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged might say, "Phuck off you stinky putrid stinking brain damaged fool.
I demand you take that back. On behalf of the Stinky Putrid Stinking Brain Damaged Fool Community, I object to the association of the Spork with our illustrious membership. Our community faces terrible discrimination in our daily life. Associating the Spork with our members has caused great hurt and anguish, and we wish you to issue a public revocation immediately.
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Foggy wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 5:36 pm:panic:
It's like The Sporks have vanished. Foggy has put on a very brave face in light of no new Spork content but it's clear he's hurting inside.

Nothing new on GAB, on Mrs. Sporky's Facebook, on The Spork's website... The 699ths potty training must have been super effective.


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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Permanently banned from Facebook, OMG, boo hoo, boo hoo! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Thank FSM he had his blog, so he could keep arguing with them and prove he's right! They're gonna force vax errybuddy! It's TROO!

Mario Apuzzo, gawd rest his dishonest wretched soul, taught my buddy Sporky well - you ALWAYS keep arguing and insisting you are right, regardless of any hurdles reality might place in your path. They ban you permanently for being a crazy asshole? If you have a blog and explain why you're right and they're wrong, you win after all!

What a loss for Western civilization, the voice of the Mighty Spork shall be heard no more.

On Facebook, anyway. :shrug: Still a huge loss for Western civilization, I reckon.



Try Telegram, Mr. Sporkmeister, sir. Lotta crazy assholes having fun there now. :daydreaming:
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what a shame-I'm gonna miss those bathtub legs
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It's pretty amazing that The Fogbow has been able to continue in light of the absence of The Spork.

Still nothing on GAB. Nothing on the blog. Nothing new from Mrs. Sporky since 8/26. Not even a little post on MeWe.

Could this be the reason?
Anti-5G necklaces found to be radioactive
Published 5 hours ago

Necklaces and accessories claiming to "protect" people from 5G mobile networks have been found to be radioactive. The Dutch authority for nuclear safety and radiation protection (ANVS) issued a warned about ten products it found gave off harmful ionising radiation. It urged people not to use the products, which could cause harm with long-term wear.

There is no evidence that 5G networks are harmful to health. The World Health Organization says 5G mobile networks are safe, and not fundamentally different from existing 3G and 4G signals. Mobile networks use non-ionising radio waves that do not damage DNA.

Despite this, there have been attacks on transmitters by people who believe they are harmful. The products identified included an "Energy Armor" sleeping mask, bracelet and necklace. A bracelet for children, branded Magnetix Wellness, was also found to be emitting radiation. "Don't wear it any more, put it away safely and wait for the return instructions," the ANVS said in a statement. "The sellers in the Netherlands known to the ANVS have been told that the sale is prohibited and must be stopped immediately, and that they must inform their customers about this."

Conspiracy theories have fuelled a market of "anti-5G" devices that are typically found to have no effect. In May 2020, the UK's Trading Standards sought to halt sales of a £339 USB stick that claimed to offer "protection" from 5G. So-called "anti-radiation stickers" have also been sold on Amazon. The ANVS has published a full list of the products it identified as radioactive on its website.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-5 ... gn=KARANGA

Is The Spork wearing an "Energy Armor" sleeping mask? Guess this would prevent 5G signals from hitting The Spork, but seems like a high price to pay.

So, if anybody runs into The Spork, and he's wearing this, tell him to stop at once!


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Is it too much to hoep that the bracelets induce sterility in the wearers? What the Sporkster needs is that $500 dollar copper neclace with majik crystal and an extra large tin foil hat to pretect his delicate, and few remaining, brain cells.
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THE SPORK HAS LANDED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT: THE SPORK HAS LANDED.

He posted on his Mighty blog 1/13/22. But it's not clear what part of the "continuing post" was added. Maybe the ADDENDUM - BOOSTERS, or maybe this whole post is new to entertain us. But come on Spork, you gotta keep us posted to entertain us.

As always, The Sport is brief, succinct, and evidence-based. https://themightyswordamericasdeadlysin ... nd-of.html
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The Spork nearly maxxed out on friends on Facebook. Those must have been dear, personal friends. How are they getting along without his Sporks Of Wisdom and heroic list of action items? GAB: Christopher Bruce @TheLivingMan Sep 29, 2021

Did The Spork walk to Facebook's office to meet personally with Zuck like he promised? Or walked to the Capitol (The Spork said within a few miles the police would bow down and treat him like a hero and facilitate his trip)? Or did The Spork and Mrs. Sporky make the move to the Sunshine State? The blog says no but that could be the old part. There is just so much we don't know.

Imagine the Facebook Live that The Spork would do over this story!!!
8 hours ago - Economy & Business
Airlines call for Biden admin's "immediate intervention" in 5G deployment
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The CEOs of leading U.S. air cargo and passenger carriers on Monday warned the Biden administration there could be "catastrophic disruption" after AT&T and Verizon deploy a new 5G service this week.

Driving the news: They said in a letter to Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg and other top federal officials ahead of the C-Band 5G service's deployment Wednesday that "the nation's commerce will grind to a halt" and "could potentially strand tens of thousands of Americans overseas." They're calling on the Biden administration's "immediate intervention" in the matter to "avoid significant operational disruption" and ensure "that 5G be implemented everywhere in the country except within the approximate 2 miles of airport runways" at affected airports, according to the letter, first reported by Reuters. Unless our major hubs are cleared to fly, the vast majority of the traveling and shipping public will essentially be grounded," states the letter, from CEOs of firms including American Airlines, Delta Air Lines, United Airlines and Southwest Airlines.
For the record: The Federal Aviation Administration cleared about 45% of the U.S. commercial fleet to perform low-visibility landings "at many of the airports where 5G C-band will be deployed on Jan. 19," per an FAA statement.

Context: There's been an ongoing dispute between wireless carriers and the aviation industry over the 5G service, Axios' Margaret Harding McGill notes. The FAA has warned previously that potential interference from 5G signals, especially in bad weather, could cause flight cancellations or force planes to divert to different airports. The other side: Verizon and AT&T have previously committed to creating buffer zones around certain airports for six months to reduce interference risks, along with other safety measures. They also delayed the planned deployment of the services following a request from Buttigieg to address airline industry concerns. Representatives for Verizon and AT&T and the Biden administration did not immediately respond to Axios' request for comment.
https://www.axios.com/airlines-catastro ... b2675.html

Of course, this has nothing to do with The Spork's issue with 5G, this is apparently a potential aircraft navigation issue. But does anyone want to bet against that The Spork would be screaming and carrying on about evil 5G and misunderstanding the whole issue and story like he does? :lol:


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The last thing we heard was, *the distant whop whop whop of helicopters, the faint puff of tiny parachutes opening and the ferocious welps of highly trained Assault Dachshunds as they descend upon you, are the final things you see and hear*

Still concerned for Bunny Dog. We should make #FreeBunnyDog trend on Twitter. :P
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Yay - Sporky is back - this is an old Mighty Spork blog entry but he must have added something to it recently. I'm not gonna spend the time to try to figure it out. I am also concerned about bunny dog cuz that is the only interesting thing about the Sporkster.
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I got a squad of sausage dogs on high alert, just in case...

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Here at the District Court of Bun-Dogs, we're also concerned, of course. Whatever the Mighty Spork added to his stupid 5G post, he didn't update us on his personal story and his endless struggles with attempting to develop of any kind of maturity and responsibility. At age 60+. Even more telling - he totally completely forgotted to tell us what an important super intellect smartypantser he is, so we could bask in the reflected glory of his wisdom.

Dipshit. :yawn:

The scary thing is, he tells us everything.

He tells us when he decides to move to Mexico.
He tells us when he decides to move to Arizona instead of Mexico.
He tells us when he decides to move to Colorado instead of Arizona.
He tells us when he decides to do a nationwide tour in an RV where he is going to educate the masses on the fulminations of the furries that live in his headbone, instead of moving to Colorado.
He tells us when Willow Moon done stole his van.
He tells us every time he gets popped and thrown in jail.
He tells us when he is trying to hitchhike to Florida but nobody will give him a ride.

The point is, he tells us what's going on in his life, no matter how stupid, tawdry, deranged, and discombobulated his life may be at any particular point in time.

But not this time.

This time it's bad. Very bad.

This time, it's so bad he can't tell us what is going on.


I hope the bun dog is okay. :towel:
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Sporky! We’re thinking about you!
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I had forgotten about him entirely...
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:lol:
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My life has been a grey mist, a cavernous hole in the center of my soul, as though there is something missing...

Nothing to do with sporks, I just haven't had breakfast yet.
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Is he dead?
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sad-cafe wrote: Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:09 amIs he dead?
That's what I was wondering, has anyone checked the ditches at his last known whereabouts? 🤔
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Maybe he's just in jail. Either way, good riddance.
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TheNewSaint wrote: Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:46 am Maybe he's just in jail. Either way, good riddance.
But he was so much fun. And, unlike some of the whackos we follow, he was harmless. He blustered and blathered a lot, but he was incapable of doing any real harm to anyone.
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noblepa wrote: Fri Apr 08, 2022 10:00 am But he was so much fun. And, unlike some of the whackos we follow, he was harmless. He blustered and blathered a lot, but he was incapable of doing any real harm to anyone.
Even if he has zero ability to deliver on these threats, his long-running and vile harassment of duly elected officials should not be tolerated. Also, I've learned not to underestimate what people like him might be capable of. Especially after January 6.
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Does Sporky use an alias? Christopher William/s? Saw this:

https://casetext.com/case/william-v-tenhaken
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Patagoniagirl wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 9:56 pm Does Sporky use an alias? Christopher William/s? Saw this:

https://casetext.com/case/william-v-tenhaken
That is Sporky but from 2019.
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