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woodworker wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:07 pm What was the Louisiana Governor's line about only getting in trouble if he was found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy?
From what I hear, Matt the Molester was up for both.
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Not classy.
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...but in character.
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woodworker wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:07 pm What was the Louisiana Governor's line about only getting in trouble if he was found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy?
He had some good ones: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the ... nd-viagra/
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Gaetz: I have heard enough of that sniveling little twit Dr. Anthony Fauci
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Kendra wrote: Fri Aug 20, 2021 10:32 am https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1428522582018387971
Gaetz: I have heard enough of that sniveling little twit Dr. Anthony Fauci
Seriously, what a sniveling little twit.

Oh wait.

I'm talking about Gaetz.
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Gaetz pontificates that the Taliban is a more legitimate government than the Biden administration.
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The last time the Talibam was legit was when they inspected hanging chads :twisted:


P.S. the last Afghan government and parliament were elected by vote, not by 2nd Amendment.
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Gaetz apparently got married yesterday. Can you say spousal privilege?



From Vanity Fair:
Coming off a sweep through the Midwest that included stops at the Iowa State Fair and a rally in Des Moines with Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz got married. In a quiet ceremony on Catalina Island off the coast of California, Gaetz and Ginger Luckey tied the knot. For a guy who craves the spotlight, the event was uncharacteristically understated.
Luckey’s brother, Palmer, and his partner, Nicole––who arrived on the former’s decommissioned naval vessel—and Nestor Galban, Gaetz’s adopted son, represented the family. About 30 other friends “from normal life” rounded out the party. Gaetz cooked for the group, serving up a menu of BBQ chicken legs, grilled vegetables, and a watermelon salad.
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She's wearing a Mr. T starter set. :smoking:
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It appears they tied the knot.

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I love Santa Catalina Island. Then they had to sully it by exchanging vows. :mad: :mad:

We need to look up their marriage license in LA County's database. Was it a real wedding or was it a commitment ceremony? They're the rage these days among the younguns.

And I wonder how they were able to get the license and blood tests if Gaetz was in Ioway as recently as Friday or Saturday.
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humblescribe wrote: Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:10 pm I love Santa Catalina Island. Then they had to sully it by exchanging vows. :mad: :mad:

We need to look up their marriage license in LA County's database. Was it a real wedding or was it a commitment ceremony? They're the rage these days among the younguns.

And I wonder how they were able to get the license and blood tests if Gaetz was in Ioway as recently as Friday or Saturday.
No blood test is required to get married in Cali. I didn't need one when I got married there in 1981. Also, there isn't a public database of current marriage records in LA county that I can find.
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"I LOVE MY WIFE" was a 1977 Broadway musical about couples thinking about swapping. Now that O'Keefe has done it, will Matty be on stage next? :lol:





MQG should be into it: "Marjorie Taylor Greene 'openly cheated' on her husband of 25 years with a polyamorous tantric sex guru and then moved on to another affair with the manager at her gym"





Some producer should have them an offer Wikiwiki! (Hawaiian for quickly) :P


Terribly concerned about Nestor Galaban, he may not be taking this well. Unless he was part of the deal with the marriage? Where was Nestor the past few days? Nestor and The Spork's Bunny Dog are the two to be looking out for.
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Seen on twitter: Gaetz has transferred custody of Nestor to Gym Jordan.
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poplove wrote: Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:29 pm
humblescribe wrote: Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:10 pm I love Santa Catalina Island. Then they had to sully it by exchanging vows. :mad: :mad:

We need to look up their marriage license in LA County's database. Was it a real wedding or was it a commitment ceremony? They're the rage these days among the younguns.

And I wonder how they were able to get the license and blood tests if Gaetz was in Ioway as recently as Friday or Saturday.
No blood test is required to get married in Cali. I didn't need one when I got married there in 1981. Also, there isn't a public database of current marriage records in LA county that I can find.
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2019 was the year that the blood-test requirement for marriage was finally abolished in all 50 US states.

This past March, the governor of Montana signed the legislature's bill abolishing the state's requirement that women submit to blood tests to be screened for rubella prior to the granting of a marriage license.

Technically, Montana had removed the absolute mandate in 2007, but the change would only "allow brides to opt out after signing an acknowledgement of the pregnancy risks related to rubella, and only if the groom signs too. Otherwise, the female applicant must provide a medical certificate signed by a physician stating that she has been tested or is exempt for medical reasons."

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Edit: sorry, there are some repeats here, but enjoy these videos made by Gaetz new young sister in law.

Some really interesting videos made by the young sister of Gaetz new wife:







And this one is hilarious (well, in a sick sick sick sort of way)

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Man charged with $25M extortion scheme promising pardon for Rep. Matt Gaetz
Stephen Alford, of Fort Walton Beach, Fla., is accused in a plan that offered to shut down a high-profile, criminal sex-trafficking investigation into the lawmaker.

A Florida developer and fraud convict was arrested Tuesday on a charge that he tried to extort $25 million from the father of Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) in exchange for a presidential pardon that would shut down a high-profile, criminal sex-trafficking investigation into the lawmaker.

Stephen Alford, 62, of Fort Walton Beach, was indicted on charges of wire fraud and destruction of property subject to a seizure warrant.

The indictment alleges that in March and April of this year, Alford attempted to get Gaetz’s wealthy father, Don, to pay the large sum as part of a complex deal dubbed “Project Homecoming.” The scheme Alford promoted would also have funded a private effort to rescue a former FBI agent who disappeared in Iran in 2007, Robert Levinson. U.S. officials said last year they believe Levinson was arrested and later died in Iranian custody, but Iran has publicly denied arresting Levinson. His body has never been found.

According to the indictment, Alford said he could “guarantee” that one of Don Gaetz’s family members would not go to prison if the money Alford demanded was paid. Don Gaetz told POLITICO in March that he wore a wire at the FBI’s request. Many of the quotes and details in the indictment appear to come from the discussions he recorded.
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So this is the story Gaetz used to try to insinuate the deep state was setting him up?
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Slim Cognito wrote: Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:21 pm So this is the story Gaetz used to try to insinuate the deep state was setting him up?
Yeah because only totally innocent people get exhorted for millions of dollars.
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