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Re: Matt Gaetz - Matthew Louis Gaetz II R-FL1 Bday May 7, 1982 Taurus / Dog & His Helper, Nestor Galban

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Just out of idle curiosity, how the phuck does Matt Gaetz have the hard drive from Hunter Biden's laptop?
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Gregg wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 6:38 pm Just out of idle curiosity, how the phuck does Matt Gaetz have the hard drive from Hunter Biden's laptop?
The same way a blind Trump-loving owner of a sketchy repair shop located nowhere near Hunter Biden got it.
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Re: Matt Gaetz - Matthew Louis Gaetz II R-FL1 Bday May 7, 1982 Taurus / Dog & His Helper, Nestor Galban

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pipistrelle wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 6:41 pm
Gregg wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 6:38 pm Just out of idle curiosity, how the phuck does Matt Gaetz have the hard drive from Hunter Biden's laptop?
The same way a blind Trump-loving owner of a sketchy repair shop located nowhere near Hunter Biden got it.
And, like Ashley Biden's diary, these scumbags love to pass things around without regard to provenance, chain of custody, or, y'know, basic human decency.
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Re: Matt Gaetz - Matthew Louis Gaetz II R-FL1 Bday May 7, 1982 Taurus / Dog & His Helper, Nestor Galban

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And, now listen, this is important, its just what movie buffs call a "McGuffin" anyway. At best, Hunter Biden's laptop might have his Pornhub history on it. He didn't have access to some super secret NSA and CIA stuffs because his dad was VP, he was on the Board of a Ukrainian Energy Company and while said company may or may not have been slightly bent, they don't put the dirty laundry in the emails to the board of directors, who, for those of you who don't know how a company works, don't run the company, they're the boss of the people who run the company and as such, not the ones you leave a paper trail to.

How many things have we heard are the shocking things on Hunter Biden's Laptop? Child Porn, evidence he was stealing from the oil company, evidence he was using the oil company to blackmail his own father, evidence a firm he was associated with had taken payments from a Chinese company (not that these payments were illegal), Okay, so the Chinese Payments were illegal, or not, Oh, and the Mayor of Moscow's Wife sent him $300,000 dollars and then her husband died. No, wait, it was $3.5 million and he was helping Hunter defrag his hard drive when he died... FFS, I don't even know how many laptops I have between my own and the ones the motorcar company has assigned me, I sure as hell can't tell you what kind of horrors might be on them and I'm just a one armed transmission mechanic from Argillite Kentucky. And in the end, that is just about what hunter Biden was when he allegedly dropped off his laptop, which we are to believe had more incriminating evidence on it than the Panama Papers, to fix the virus he picked up trying to download midget porn. Just a guy. He might not want to brag about what is on his hard drive, but it's not gonna prove he was on the Grassy Knoll.
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Re: Matt Gaetz - Matthew Louis Gaetz II R-FL1 Bday May 7, 1982 Taurus / Dog & His Helper, Nestor Galban

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I actually listened to the spot where he holds up the "hard drive" and he said he is "entering into the records of this committee the contents of Hunter Biden's laptop." He states this while holding up a SanDisk Extreme Portable SSD. In short, he is claiming that the portable SSD contains the contents of Biden's laptop while he Tweeted he was filing Hunter's laptop. His chain of custody just got a whole bunch weaker.

I guess it's better than 40 hard drives.
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northland10 wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:40 pm I actually listened to the spot where he holds up the "hard drive" and he said he is "entering into the records of this committee the contents of Hunter Biden's laptop." He states this while holding up a SanDisk Extreme Portable SSD. In short, he is claiming that the portable SSD contains the contents of Biden's laptop while he Tweeted he was filing Hunter's laptop. His chain of custody just got a whole bunch weaker.

I guess it's better than 40 hard drives.
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Re: Matt Gaetz - Matthew Louis Gaetz II R-FL1 Bday May 7, 1982 Taurus / Dog & His Helper, Nestor Galban

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Gregg has stated the very thing that always made me shake my head about Hunter Biden supposedly being responsible for making day to day management decisions of a company where he sat on the board.

By those standards I wonder how many of these same people are asking for the head of George Shultz, Henry Kissinger, and James Mattis, all of whom sat on the board of Theranos. Yes, THAT Theranos. The one where the former CEO will be sentenced for the four counts of fraud of which she was recently found guilty. The one where the CFO is currently under trial. Or maybe his trial is over by now, I'm not sure. At any rate, yeah. When you sit on the board you don't have an office at the company, you don't go into the office and work every day, and you don't make the day to day management decisions and actually run the company.

But we all know that the very thing Faux became so good at was using all the research about how to hypnotize your audience into leaving their brains and critical thinking skills behind while they mainline your propaganda night after night.
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tek wrote: Tue Mar 29, 2022 2:25 pm
Moments ago, I successfully entered the hard drive of Hunter Biden’s laptop into the Congressional Record.
missing one or more instances of "alleged" there..
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Re: Matt Gaetz - Matthew Louis Gaetz II R-FL1 Bday May 7, 1982 Taurus / Dog & His Helper, Nestor Galban

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A couple of the goods for us non twits please
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Ask him the diff between type I and type II diabetes.
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My aunt who passed away in December (heart attack which may be related to her lifelong diabetes as it was getting harder to control) was always thin.

FUCK YOU GAETZ!!!! :fuckyou:
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northland10 wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 3:03 pm My aunt who passed away in December (heart attack which may be related to her lifelong diabetes as it was getting harder to control) was always thin.

FUCK YOU GAETZ!!!! :fuckyou:
Sorry for your loss. My mother died in her 50s of a diabetes related heart attack in 2001. :fuckyou: Gaetz.
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I legit have been told several times that I can quit taking that expensive insulin and just drink apple cider vinegar.

I mean, FFS people, I WILL DIE IF I DO THAT. But you know, they read it on the internet....
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After new tapes were released today of Kevin McCarthy and Steve Scalise critical of Matt Gaetz’ behavior after J6, Gaetz releases a statement trashing McCarthy and Scalise tonight.
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Uh yes sir. So, again, would you like some fries with that?
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And that, dear children, is the reason Kevin never got to be Speaker of the House.

I think it's important that some should tell him what he said then might not have been illegal, but that thing about tracking minors is gonna be a problem.
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Matt Gaetz wrote:You no longer have to be a lobbyist with a $5,000 check to know what McCarthy and Scalise really think.
What is Gaetz implying about how his own party operates?
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He's implying that no-one is giving him those $5000 checks and he wants some.
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I wish it were funnier, though. I'm finding these eating-your-own antics depressing.
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AndyinPA wrote: Wed Apr 27, 2022 11:48 am :popcorn:

I wish it were funnier, though. I'm finding these eating-your-own antics depressing.
I, on the other hand, am giving them trays and cutlery.
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:lol:

I needed that!
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Well this is a particularly bad take, par for the course I suppose.
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