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So one of the Ukrainian dudes reporting on the war on Twitter started a Ukrainian joke thread. It had a lot of our favorite memes, plus some original humor. Mostly black.

This is one that stuck in my mind:

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?

Five.

One to open the window,
Three to push Putin out,
And one to change the light bulb.

As Frater would say: I'll see myself out.
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p0rtia wrote: Sat Mar 26, 2022 7:23 pm :snippity:
As Frater would say: I'll see myself out.
Okay...so you head down this hall 300 paces, then you'll see the second left, don't go there, that leads to the tenth level of hell AKA central Georgia...

You'll need to take the immediate right...then another right....then another right...and yet, another right...

Yes I know it seems you just went in a circle, but the building was designed by Salvatore Dali...

Now you want to take your second left, head down the hall 200 pace, up and down the stairs, and you'll see the revolving door...

Once out, you of course can come in again...
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:lol:
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Putin ‘purges’ 150 FSB agents in response to Russia’s botched war with Ukraine
A “Stalinist” mass purge of Russian secret intelligence is under way after more than 100 agents were removed from their jobs and the head of the department responsible for Ukraine was sent to prison.

In a sign of President Putin’s fury over the failures of the invasion, about 150 Federal Security Bureau (FSB) officers have been dismissed, including some who have been arrested.

All of those ousted were employees of the Fifth Service, a division set up in 1998, when Putin was director of the FSB to carry out operations in the countries of the former Soviet Union with the aim of keeping them within Russia’s orbit.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/puti ... 49702327-1
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Think I read about that happening last Month. Not exactly surprising regardless of when it happened.
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https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/ ... 1982156022

International espionage thriller, featuring loads of dark money sloshing around. With a featured player named VVPutin.
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I found this on the twitter machine. If I wasn't high, maybe I could confirm it was written by Ms Nicks but even if it wasn't, it's worth posting.
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Rolling Stone, among many others, printed it last month, so I'd say it's authentic.
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What an extraordinary curse! :clap:
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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"I need more Ex-Lax"
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Mr brolin wrote: Sat Apr 23, 2022 12:01 pm "I need more Ex-Lax"
Or "I shouldn't have taken that second dose of ex-lax so soon after the first."
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On a more serious note, he looks unusually bloated. That could be an effect of aging or some medications, but had not seen this level before. He's also agitated and nervous. I can't agree with those who are sure it's Parkinson's. All I can tell is he doesn't look well, physically or emotionally, and maybe he doesn't like being that close to someone.

Here's why that's bad for Joe Biden:
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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Many suspected it after his weird meeting sign Shoigu, during which he held on to the table for 13 minutes.

This is probably the clearest video of something being wrong with Putin’s health.

Look at his leg & hand tremors!

Any doctor out there willing to weigh in?

Parkinson?
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The polonium hasn't quite kicked in yet.
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Maybe if his health is getting bad, he felt it was now or never to be seen as the savior of Mother Russia.
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AndyinPA wrote: Sun Apr 24, 2022 11:09 am Maybe if his health is getting bad, he felt it was now or never to be seen as the savior of Mother Russia.
I think I posted that a while back, that he's feeling health and time are not on his side and he wants to go out with a splash.

I'm not sold those are tremors. Some seem like nervous tics. But what do I know. wrong video. :bag:
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I figured that was a previous year.. He was not hunched over at all like he was in that 12 minute meeting photo.
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Suranis wrote: Sun Apr 24, 2022 12:31 pm I figured that was a previous year.. He was not hunched over at all like he was in that 12 minute meeting photo.
His face is significantly bloated in that video as well.
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It reminds me of this, though the hand shaking is not quite as pronounced.

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I tells ya, I am getting sick and tired of these Z symbols all over the place, and I don't have to take it any more.



I'm reporting Putin and his girlfriend to Zorro.
Out from under. :thumbsup:
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Foggy wrote: Sun Apr 24, 2022 2:09 pm I tells ya, I am getting sick and tired of these Z symbols all over the place, and I don't have to take it any more.



I'm reporting Putin and his girlfriend to Zorro.
Just to make it absolutely certain, can we make it the twin Zorros of the George Hamilton "Zorro: the Gay Blade" version?
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.

- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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