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Yay… pick a topic any topic….
I am DYING for discussion… in a way rural part of Michigan
Patagoniagirl wrote: Sat Oct 08, 2022 12:55 am
Slim Cognito wrote: Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:10 pm I'm not drunk but I'm stoned. Can I stay?
Please.
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Extreme NW Ohio here. It's a case of Mayberry meets the Twilight Zone.
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What I want to know is, where do I sign up for my Emergency weed?
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Weed is wasted on drunks, they just lie around like boiled noodles. Get stoned first, then have a beer or sumpin', that's my advice. :dance:
Out from under. :thumbsup:
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Today is 10NOV22....

It's the 247th anniversary of my beloved Corps...

It's currently raining in central GA....

I will still stand at attention in my driveway and drunkenly sing the Marine Corps Hymn....
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"

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My dad was a Marine in WWII in the South Pacific. :biggrin:
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: Thu Nov 10, 2022 8:05 pm My dad was a Marine in WWII in the South Pacific. :biggrin:
I remember you mentioning that your dad was a Devil Dog....

My great grandfather on my father's side, whom Foggy has told me to do a post here about [and you DON'T defy the Dick Taters demands], was in the 2/5 in the Great War. He fought at The Battle of Belleau Wood...one of the original Teufel Hundens

Semper Fidelis Third Grandma....we strangely don't have a salute emoji, so imagine one here....
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He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"

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a day and 24 hours later
:bar:

Somewhere in the world it's 5 o'clock - even when it's 5am ;)

Holding my glass for a toast to The Rooster!

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Think like a fortune cookie. ©2022-Mojosapien
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First Mojo post I've enjoyed
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Robert Mann....
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Think like a fortune cookie. ©2022-Mojosapien
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Hi I’m drunk and I’m just here to say that Ron DeSantis sucks. Big time. Hoover territory. Fuck that fucking fuck.

That is all.
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