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Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) - Joshua David Hawley, aka Fistpump McRunpants

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Re: Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) - Joshua David Hawley, alt-reich mistake

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Hawley continues to be an asshole, and is put in his place. What a prick. Berkeley Law Professor Khiara Bridges, btw.
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Re: Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) - Joshua David Hawley, alt-reich mistake

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I wanna make a Hawley mug like the original Star Trek mug, with the picture of the fist visible at first, then you put in hot water and the picture disappears, and the picture of the running away appears on the other side.

I'd make a million.
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:lol: as predicted...
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Re: Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) - Joshua David Hawley, alt-reich mistake

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How did the Jan 6th Committee follow Hawley's movements during the insurrection? They followed the :shit: trails.
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p0rtia wrote: Fri Jul 22, 2022 4:58 pm I wanna make a Hawley mug like the original Star Trek mug, with the picture of the fist visible at first, then you put in hot water and the picture disappears, and the picture of the running away appears on the other side.

I'd make a million.
I'll take five. Christmas is coming, and most of my family is in Missouri.
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I love me some Wonkette headlines (I haven't actually read the article yet but I LOL'd at the headline).

I'm Josh Hawley And I'd Like To Explain Why I Fled Through The Capitol Like A Giant Weenie

https://www.wonkette.com/-2657713234

I had to use Comic Sans because reasons.
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Hawley is a running joke.
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MN-Skeptic wrote: Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:27 pm Hawley is a running joke.
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I saw him called Fistpump McRunpants someplace

Any votes?
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... fist-photo
The Republican senator Josh Hawley must stop using an infamous picture of him raising his fist to protesters at the US Capitol on January 6 on campaign merchandise, the news site Politico said.

The shot was taken on 6 January 2021 as Hawley, from Missouri, made his way into the Capitol for the certification of electoral college results in Joe Biden’s victory over Donald Trump.

Supporters Trump told to “fight like hell” in defense of his lie about electoral fraud attacked the Capitol. The attempt to stop certification failed but Hawley was one of 147 Republicans to lodge objections regardless.

A bipartisan Senate report connected seven deaths to the riot. Trump was impeached.
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MN-Skeptic wrote: Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:27 pm Hawley is a running joke.
Brilliant! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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MN-Skeptic wrote: Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:27 pm Hawley is a running joke.
:rimshot:

I wish I'd kept track of all the Hawley running memes today.
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Comment on Wonkette
Kim Lehnhoff • 2 hours ago

Senator from Missouri who owns no real estate in Missouri. He puts his sister's address as his place of residence, while he and his family live in Virginia. He's a cretin
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keith wrote: Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:33 pm I saw him called Fistpump McRunpants someplace

Any votes?
:lol: One from me just because Adam Kinzinger tweeted that.
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Phoenix520 wrote: Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:42 pm
keith wrote: Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:33 pm I saw him called Fistpump McRunpants someplace

Any votes?
:lol: One from me just because Adam Kinzinger tweeted that.
Yeah, thar must be where I saw it.
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Mr. Masculinity speaks:



Mr. Masuclinity flees like the craven coward he is as evidenced above. A man's man would have asked how he could assist the Capitol Police and offer to make peace with the insurrectionists as he had shown solidarity with them earlier. And if he takes one for the team, so be it. He'd go down in Missouri history as a true patriot and martyr.

I think that most of these Rethuglican politicians like Hawley, Cruz, Jordan, and their elk are cowards at heart. They talk with bluster. They intimidate with their words. But when the rubber meets the road, they run away and hide.
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The tragedy of what Missouri politics is plane crashes. Jerry Litton, and Mel Carnahan.
Litton had a regular show “Dialogue With Litton “ that brought prominent national politicians to the public in his congressional district. Litton had a unique rapport, having been dirt poor, then growing a business from nothing. He never forgot his Daviess county roots.
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The Josh Hawley Swastika is the perfect field sobriety test
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ALL of the Hawley running tweets in one Daily Kos article including a shot of the hearing audience laughing when the video was played. Enjoy!

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/7 ... -were-born
Josh Hawley became the laughingstock of the internet and a thousand hilarious memes were born
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On a whim this morning:

Me: Alexa, how fast can Josh Hawley run?

Alexa: Here's something I found on the Web: According to Fandom.com, he can run over 400 miles per hour.

Me: :rotflmao:
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W. Kevin Vicklund wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:18 am On a whim this morning:

Me: Alexa, how fast can Josh Hawley run?

Alexa: Here's something I found on the Web: According to Fandom.com, he can run over 400 miles per hour.

Me: :rotflmao:
The response I just got: "According to an Alexa Answers contributor: Just a little bit faster than a good personality. It never catches up with him."
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Siri did a little sleuthing for me:
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W. Kevin Vicklund wrote: Sun Jul 24, 2022 9:18 am On a whim this morning:

Me: Alexa, how fast can Josh Hawley run?

Alexa: Here's something I found on the Web: According to Fandom.com, he can run over 400 miles per hour 99 other Senators.

Me: :rotflmao:
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