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Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) - Joshua David Hawley, aka Fistpump McRunpants

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Re: Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) - Joshua David Hawley, alt-reich mistake

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Slim Cognito wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:58 pm I wonder if he ran that by McConnell, not that McConnell has a problem making the Biden admin look bad. Just not sure if Hawley's plan could backfire.
I'm pretty sure I recall Hawley having a history of ignoring being personally called out by McConnell, specifically in the electoral college business.

So, uh, probably not?
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Re: Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) - Joshua David Hawley, alt-reich mistake

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Hawley, like the others of the tfg's ilk are vying to be the "heir apparent" to the thWimp Youth.
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Take a ride on the vomit comet if you want to hear Hawley explain his position in his own words...
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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And… He’s doing it.
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Fuck him.

Also, can Biden go the acting route?
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Sure.

We can then score the republican synchronized fainting sessions.

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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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Did somebody tell Hawley his manhood was a problem?
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They believe that being a man, and white, should give them privilege. Too bad, so sad, to the dope, the answer is nope.
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Re: Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) - Joshua David Hawley, alt-reich mistake

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But he worked so hard to choose his parents.
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He's a man's man.


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Adam Kinzinger @AdamKinzinger wrote: I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of.
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Hawley is on the Hillary (lock 'er up!) train.
Josh Hawley @HawleyMO wrote: The 2016 Clinton campaign was as crooked as they come. Someone should go to jail for this - and Hillary is a good place to start
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Kinzinger is a United States congresscritter.

His tweet has two stupid spelling errors. :blackeye:
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Still riding that train...
Senator Hawley Demands Biden Administration Ensure Independence of Durham Probe, Slams Clinton Campaign as Criminal Enterprise

U.S. Senator Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) wrote to Attorney General Merrick Garland over new revelations from Special Counsel Durham’s investigation, including that the 2016 Clinton campaign partnered with tech firms to hack the servers of the White House and Trump Tower in an attempt to promote the false narrative that President Trump was in collusion with Russia.

Senator Hawley wrote, “These shocking revelations show that the 2016 Clinton Campaign was a criminal enterprise involving lawyers, Big Tech, and current Biden Administration officials. The question now is whether anyone will be held accountable.”

“The Clinton Campaign’s criminal enterprise also includes many individuals currently serving in the Biden Administration—and in your personal office. The indictment implicates Jake Sullivan, who currently serves as President Biden’s National Security Adviser. His wife, Margaret Goodlander, currently serves as your counsel in your personal office and is herself close to Hillary Clinton, who attended Sullivan and Goodlander’s wedding. Others have already called for her to be recused from any consideration of the Durham investigation. I am calling on you to set a clear example and instruct Ms. Goodlander, and all of your other employees potentially implicated in the Clinton Campaign, to formally recuse from the Special Counsel’s investigation,” he continued.

Senator Hawley also requested that Attorney General Garland committ to ensuring the independence and integrity of Special Counsel Durham’s investigation and asked if the Department of Justice currently has any investigations open into Hunter Biden, including for his sweetheart deals with Ukrainian energy company Burisma and Chinese companies.

Read the full letter here or below.
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Josh Hawley @HawleyMO wrote: Why not? Here’s a suggestion: open up American energy production and sell our energy to the world
RNC Research @RNCResearch wrote: Biden’s Deputy National Security Advisor Daleep Singh:

"Our sanctions are not designed to cause any disruption to the current flow of energy from Russia to the world."
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Hawley points out how simple this is, is immediately stymied.
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If he, Hawley had a lobotomy, would he know it? Well, I don't know :twisted:
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Someone hasn’t seen his name in the news for awhile…
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Tina Smith's response to the tweet was even better:

But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.

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Also, Fox has been airing Hawley's wife talking about how great this is for women, no shit. Oh, and they aren't identifying her as Hawley's wife for some reason.
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It's wunnerful cuz we dont have to do no hard thinkin' stuff no more. We just let the menfolk handle everything while we doez up them dishes and bring 'em sammiches.
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