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December 8th: Pretend To Be A Time Traveler Day

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December 8th: Pretend To Be A Time Traveler Day

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Not going back to any time before the invention of toilet paper, are you kidding me?

What did they use, poison oak or sumpin'? :shock: No, I'm not using cloth and washing it later. :nope:
Out from under. :thumbsup:
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Foggy wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 1:15 pm Not going back to any time before the invention of toilet paper, are you kidding me?

What did they use, poison oak or sumpin'? :shock: No, I'm not using cloth and washing it later. :nope:
That's ok, you can travel to the future and use the crap-zapper!

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A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.
So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!
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Yeah, that's where when I'll go. :oldman:
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Don't let Foggy fool you! He really wants to go back to October 22, 2009, to the glory days with Dr Orly Taitz Esq and his old friend William Wagener. :lol: (And there was TP.)
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Foggy wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 1:15 pm Not going back to any time before the invention of toilet paper, are you kidding me?

What did they use, poison oak or sumpin'? :shock: No, I'm not using cloth and washing it later. :nope:
Then just avoid going back to the spring of 2020.
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