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trump (the former guy)
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 8:16 pm
by Kendra
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 8:47 pm
by RVInit
The first video tweet made the bride seem more interested in Trump than her new hubby. Like she planned her wedding so she could put herself under the pustule's nose. Hopeful wife number four. She looks his type.
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:34 am
by Foggy
Off Topic
Suranis wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 5:16 pm
"I hereby bequeath to thee,
Erectile dysfunction, and Frigidity!"
I'm terribly sorry (Narrator: He's not sorry at all), but the word "frigid" was officially banned in this great land of ours in 1972, and no longer exists. Which is funny, because erectile dysfunction is still around.
But the problem was, if a woman didn't want to have sex with a specific horny person, there was a good chance that the horny person would be resentful, and then spread rumors that the woman was "frigid". Which was horribly unfair to women.
And those of us of the male persuasion actually thought that "frigid" was some sorta medical condition that we didn't understand, like we don't understand anything else about women's medical conditions, but we knew that if a lady was "frigid" then we weren't gonna get laid no matter how hard we tried, which was very unfortunate.
And then the Women's Revolution came along, and the women told us there was no such thing as "frigid," only ladies that didn't want to have sex with
you, for whatever reason.
Which was a revelation, but there were always a few good ladies who did want to have sex with me, so I learned to adapt.
And when us idiot men all got the message, finally, we stopped using the word "frigid" and I haven't heard it spoken in this century.
But I don't know what goes on in Ireland, where you live, so we're gonna let you off with a mild beating.
Oh man, this could be the greatest threadjack of all time!
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 10:17 am
by Suranis
Off Topic
Well, Sorry! I couldn't think of a way to make "Genital Warts," "Crabs," "Syphilis" and "Extreme sexual disappointment" rhyme with "thee."
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 10:53 am
by Kendra
Trump is in Scotland, and the leader of ‘Scotland Unite Against Trump’ isn’t happy about it: “We have let ourselves, the Scottish people, to be used as a pawn on his chessboard.”
One of the comments - tfg is trying to get an invite to the coronation.
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:00 am
by RTH10260
Yeah - the Coronation is next weekend, and he will want to blast into the party. Only problem that the protocol would likely require him to turn up with his wife. And the wife is absent. Also too all ticket have already been sold and tbale placements have been made. Only fish and chips in newspaper for the golden boy
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 1:17 pm
by Foggy
Yeah, but he's probably making a few perfect phone calls, asking people to "find" some tickets for him, if'n you know what I mean.
And he said "It's great to be home," which proves he was born in Scotland and was never really president.
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 1:40 pm
by Ben-Prime
Foggy wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 1:17 pm
Yeah, but he's probably making a few perfect phone calls, asking people to "find" some tickets for him, if'n you know what I mean.
And he said "It's great to be home," which proves he was born in Scotland and was never really president.
"Biden got press bump from visiting Ireland and claiming to be Irish. Where's my damn press bump?"
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 1:48 pm
by neonzx
Foggy wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 1:17 pm
Yeah, but he's probably making a few perfect phone calls, asking people to "find" some tickets for him, if'n you know what I mean.
Unfortunately for tfg, the guest list is set. And there is no ticket "scalping" like a music concert.
I think he is just over there to try and suck oxygen and attention from the event. "Look me, Look me!" But the media won't be covering tfg this weekend.
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 2:52 pm
by Kendra
Comments are fun
Trump and Eric probably burying some documents on the golf course in Scotland today. (Yes, that is Trump).
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 3:39 pm
by AndyinPA
Golden shovels. How cute.
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 3:39 pm
by Mr brolin
Ahhhhhh sweet, he's taking his footwear colour fashion lead from his arch nemesis Death Santis.......
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 3:55 pm
by Shizzle Popped
Why is it that a guy with his money always looks like he bought his clothes off the clearance table at Goodwill? They never seem to fit properly.
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 4:05 pm
by Suranis
Shizzle Popped wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 3:55 pm
Why is it that a guy with his money always looks like he bought his clothes off the clearance table at Goodwill? They never seem to fit properly.
It's because he insists on wearing clothes tailored to the size he is demanding he is, rather than the measurements he actually has.
Except when he is playing golf.
Yes the man is insane.
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 4:36 pm
by Kendra
Jim Sciutto announces CNN's Trump town hall
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 5:12 pm
by Foggy
Kendra wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 2:52 pm
Trump’s hands are black and everyone else's hands are white.
He must be our first black president!
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 6:00 pm
by Dave from down under
He has too wear the tall beanie because he couldn’t wear his lifts.
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 6:14 pm
by MsDaisy 2
Kendra wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 2:52 pm
Comments are fun
Trump and Eric probably burying some documents on the golf course in Scotland today. (Yes, that is Trump).
Trump also buried his ex-wife on one of his golf courses...
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 6:17 pm
by SuzieC
Grandpa's cheap wrinkled jacket is at least two sizes too small.
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 7:15 pm
by Suranis
Foggy wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 5:12 pm
Trump’s hands are black and everyone else's hands are white.
Are you suggesting he might want to bulk up his hands with gloves... for some reason?
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 7:19 pm
by Shizzle Popped
He needs the beanie so the tribble on his head doesn't get blown off and escape in the wind.
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 7:27 pm
by Kendra
Shizzle Popped wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 7:19 pm
He needs the beanie so the tribble on his head doesn't get blown off and escape in the wind.
Bonus points for calling it a Tribble
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 9:00 pm
by Kendra
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/234 ... r/?ref=rss
Donald Trump breaks ground on new golf course dedicated to his mother
“It will be dedicated to my late mother and that is a source of great pride to me and my family. My mother was an incredible woman who loved Scotland.
“She returned here every year and she loved The Queen. I got to know The Queen too during my visits here I love Scotland just as much.”
Reposting to correct thread I hope.
and Monday do not get along
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 9:02 pm
by Slim Cognito
Foggy wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 1:17 pm
Yeah, but he's probably making a few perfect phone calls, asking people to "find" some tickets for him, if'n you know what I mean.
And he said "It's great to be home," which proves he was born in Scotland and was never really president.
How long before trump insists King Charles personally called and begged him to come, but he was too busy with his new golf course?
trump (the former guy)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 9:11 pm
by Frater I*I
Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:02 pm
Foggy wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 1:17 pm
Yeah, but he's probably making a few perfect phone calls, asking people to "find" some tickets for him, if'n you know what I mean.
And he said "It's great to be home," which proves he was born in Scotland and was never really president.
How long before trump insists King Charles personally called and
begged him to come, but he was too busy with his new golf course?
With tears in his eyes....
