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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 2:32 pm
by humblescribe
Why, look at all the landmark legislation she has introduced! Listen to her well-crafted speeches from the House floor! I mean, if I lived closer to Colorado, I'd attend all her local events.

I would wear my Roy Rogers outfit with cap gun and contrast-stitched cowboy hat.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:57 am
by bill_g
You can't be Roy Rogers until you can yodel.


Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:28 pm
by pipistrelle
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 12:29 am
by Ben-Prime
pipistrelle wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:28 pm
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Headcanon accepted.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:43 am
by Foggy
humblescribe wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 2:32 pm I mean, if I lived closer to Colorado, I'd attend all her local events.
I think you can do that from home.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 12:12 pm
by Slim Cognito
pipistrelle wrote: Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:28 pm
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I think Chelsea Handler used that this past week subbing for Jimmy Kimmel. Instant classic.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:52 am
by Walt Tuttle
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) seized on the recent mall shooting in Copenhagen as evidence that strict gun control laws don’t work. However, she failed to point out that it was Denmark’s first mass shooting in seven years.

The U.S. has had more mass shootings this past weekend.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/rep-lauren-b ... 09486.html

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:54 am
by RTH10260
Walt Tuttle wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:52 am
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) seized on the recent mall shooting in Copenhagen as evidence that strict gun control laws don’t work. However, she failed to point out that it was Denmark’s first mass shooting in seven years.

The U.S. has had more mass shootings this past weekend.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/rep-lauren-b ... 09486.html
To note that the shootef is now at mental health hospital. Wonder how he got his hands on a weapon, though.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:41 pm
by raison de arizona
oh fer christsakes
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https://twitter.com/RepBoebert/status/1 ... 5036542977

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 7:42 pm
by raison de arizona
In this episode, Boebert struggles with the difference between "self defense" and "stand your ground." (One of these things is not like the other.)
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert wrote: Why isn't "stand your ground" the default in self-defense laws?

If it's illegal to defend your life, do you have a right to life?

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 7:59 pm
by pipistrelle
In her case, I'd have to sit my ground.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 8:55 pm
by RTH10260
Stand your ground forever chained to the Twitter HQ :lol:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:16 pm
by Gregg
These people fantasize about having an excuse to kill people the way 14 year old boys fantasize about swimsuit models and porn stars.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:20 pm
by pipistrelle
Gregg wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:16 pm These people fantasize about having an excuse to kill people the way 14 year old boys fantasize about swimsuit models and porn stars.
Hence, ammosexual.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 5:32 am
by sugar magnolia

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 6:48 am
by pipistrelle
Sad to see this fine institution go.

Although these to me look unappetizing. Featured on their Facebook page.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 7:08 am
by sugar magnolia
Can't argue with the slices. Spears would be weird though.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:40 pm
by humblescribe
Man, I had this place on my bucket list for the next time I was driving through Colorado. I wanted to experience the ambience and culinary delicacies purveyed by this establishment. :cry:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:44 pm
by raison de arizona
humblescribe wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:40 pm Man, I had this place on my bucket list for the next time I was driving through Colorado. I wanted to experience the ambience and culinary delicacies purveyed by this establishment. :cry:
I was considering the same, but I checked with my health insurance and they declined to cover any ensuing gastrointestinal issues so I had to forego it.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:13 pm
by Dr. Ken
Enabler

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:21 pm
by raison de arizona
There's too many pronouns in that tweet, I don't know who the beggar was. Boebert? What about the minors involved? Clearly a minor wasn't the bartender.

Also I don't believe the Washington Examiner. Just in general. :liar:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:23 pm
by Dr. Ken
raison de arizona wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:21 pm There's too many pronouns in that tweet, I don't know who the beggar was. Boebert? What about the minors involved? Clearly a minor wasn't the bartender.

Also I don't believe the Washington Examiner. Just in general. :liar:
Well I sure as hell ain't buying the book to find out.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:24 pm
by raison de arizona
Dr. Ken wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:23 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:21 pm There's too many pronouns in that tweet, I don't know who the beggar was. Boebert? What about the minors involved? Clearly a minor wasn't the bartender.

Also I don't believe the Washington Examiner. Just in general. :liar:
Well I sure as hell ain't buying the book to find out.
:lol:

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:09 pm
by Gregg
A sitting United States Representative wrote that.

John Adams would be so proud.

Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:20 pm
by raison de arizona
Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski wrote: Boebert: “If there really is this separation of church and state like they believe, then what is Ilhan doing with her hijab on? Why is she able to go in there with that?”
:roll: