Fogbow

I love this one.

@Kaylan_TX_
Okay, who did this?

neonzx wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2024 4:25 am

Robert E. Lee was defeated. Trump loses.

neonzx wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2024 9:33 am

Look, I'm sure Private Rescue Service, Incorporated, will charge perfectly reasonable rates.

"Your guaranteed appointment time for rescue is 3 weeks from Thursday, between the hours of 9-2. If we fail to show up to rescue you within that time frame, you will not be charged for the rescue attempt. We will notify you when your rescue crew is on the way. For the safety of our rescuers, please ensure all dogs are restrained during the rescue attempt."

In my experience with private fire depts around here is they go broke real fast. It's not a good business model.

bill_g wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2024 6:22 pm

In my experience with private fire depts around here is they go broke real fast. It's not a good business model.

Do they have a closing down fire sale???? ;P

Dave from down under wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2024 6:48 pm

bill_g wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2024 6:22 pm

In my experience with private fire depts around here is they go broke real fast. It's not a good business model.

Do they have a closing down fire sale???? ;P

No. Just a flaming pile of debt.

bill_g wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2024 6:22 pm

In my experience with private fire depts around here is they go broke real fast. It's not a good business model.

You can make a profit if you include enough political corruption with your private "volunteer" fire department. Teaming up with street gangs to fight the competition also helps. Just ask Boss Tweed.