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Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 7:20 am
by Foggy
Yeah, with that face? Sure, and then he can really let his freak flag fly.

:cheer1:

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 7:26 am
by Estiveo
He'll be married to Brandon Straka by this time next year.

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 11:03 am
by Patagoniagirl
Slim Cognito wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 7:19 am Just my arrogant opinion, but if he conceded that quickly, there must have been a talking head gig available.
My thoughts exactly!

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 12:05 pm
by raison de arizona
On conservative radio this morning, they were discussing that regardless of Cawthorn's loss, he represents the future of the Republican party. ;)

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 12:15 pm
by RTH10260
Reagan will be twisting and turning and rotating at high velocity in his grave :cantlook:

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 12:20 pm
by Slim Cognito
raison de arizona wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 12:05 pm On conservative radio this morning, they were discussing that regardless of Cawthorn's loss, he represents the future of the Republican party. ;)
Must have sounded better in their heads.

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 12:27 pm
by neonzx
RTH10260 wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 12:15 pm Reagan will be twisting and turning and rotating at high velocity in his grave :cantlook:
Reagan was far from a saintly "conservative"... perhaps you forget given the current climate. His reign destroyed much.

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 1:05 pm
by Gregg
Dealers Told To Hit The Bricks
Amanda Terkel Capitol Hill
Wed, May 18, 2022
,

The District of Columbia Cocaine Dealers Association announced today they are laying off Capitol Hill dealers after Representative Madison Cawthorn lost his bid for re-election. The North Carolina Republican was the last straw in a crumbling market and the Crack market in particular has suffered since early 2021 following the change in administrations and the outlook is not good in the short term future.

"Look, we have tried to hold the line and protect these jobs. When Donald Trump Jr. moved out of town it was a massive hit, but we have managed to absorb that with some serious belt tightening. Now, well, there's no fat left to trim" said Tyrone "Basketball" Jones, Human Resource Manager for DCCDA, "Now, with the certainty of Madison Cawthorn leaving town, that's another big hit. Whit Matt Gaetz learning a little self control and cutting back, we have to make the tough decisions now. Gaetz is gonna be indicted someday, that's just what we have to plan for, and making these cuts now is the only way to protect what we can going forward. " At least one Senior Supply Manager and as many as a dozen couriers, cut outs and bag men will be getting pink slips. the fallout will also indirectly hurt German Car dealers, Gold Chain stores and Nike, among other businesses that support or rely on the drug dealers.

Senior Supply Managers typically serve one or two high volume Congressmen, while some lower level Pushers might be responsible for as many as 6 or 7 hill staffers. The DCCDA also has 3 Senior Event Bump Co Ordinators who provide full service Coke Orgies, including imported non-opioid narcotics, venues, sex workers and dead hooker removal services. Oxy Contin and Domestic Non Medical Marihuana are provided exclusively in the District by the Coalition of Motorcycle Drug Gangs, Purdue Pharma and The Mexican Cannabis Distributers Union who have not yet announced any cutbacks.

Displaced workers will possibly be allowed to transfer to the K street offices but most will have to rely on severance packages that typically include two in the forehead and being dumped in the Potomac.

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 1:26 pm
by Gregg
Gregg wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 1:05 pm Dealers Told To Hit The Bricks
Amanda Terkel Capitol Hill
Wed, May 18, 2022
,

The District of Columbia Cocaine Dealers Association announced today they are laying off Capitol Hill dealers after Representative Madison Cawthorn lost his bid for re-election. The North Carolina Republican was the last straw in a crumbling market and the Crack market in particular has suffered since early 2021 following the change in administrations and the outlook is not good in the short term future.

"Look, we have tried to hold the line and protect these jobs. When Donald Trump Jr. moved out of town it was a massive hit, but we have managed to absorb that with some serious belt tightening. Now, well, there's no fat left to trim" said Tyrone "Basketball" Jones, Human Resource Manager for DCCDA, "Now, with the certainty of Madison Cawthorn leaving town, that's another big hit. Whit Matt Gaetz learning a little self control and cutting back, we have to make the tough decisions now. Gaetz is gonna be indicted someday, that's just what we have to plan for, and making these cuts now is the only way to protect what we can going forward. " At least one Senior Supply Manager and as many as a dozen couriers, cut outs and bag men will be getting pink slips. the fallout will also indirectly hurt German Car dealers, Gold Chain stores and Nike, among other businesses that support or rely on the drug dealers.

Senior Supply Managers typically serve one or two high volume Congressmen, while some lower level Pushers might be responsible for as many as 6 or 7 hill staffers. The DCCDA also has 3 Senior Event Bump Co Ordinators who provide full service Coke Orgies, including imported non-opioid narcotics, venues, sex workers and dead hooker removal services. Oxy Contin and Domestic Non Medical Marihuana are provided exclusively in the District by the Coalition of Motorcycle Drug Gangs, Purdue Pharma and The Mexican Cannabis Distributers Union who have not yet announced any cutbacks.

Displaced workers will possibly be allowed to transfer to the K street offices but most will have to rely on severance packages that typically include two in the forehead and being dumped in the Potomac.

And this should worry Joe Biden because....

:thumbsup:

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 1:29 pm
by raison de arizona
The end of an era.

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 5:04 pm
by neonzx

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 4:50 pm
by Suranis
I really hate to fall into the trap of giving this guy more attention, becasue he really is just a fairly irrelevant and stupid frathead on his way out, when all is said and done...

But "Dark MAGA???" Was "Dark Helmet" not available? Does he think his Shwartz is bigger than Lone Star's? Someone call Rick Moranis!


Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 5:00 pm
by raison de arizona
I support an intra-MAGA war. Please. Do it.

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 5:19 pm
by jez
Umm.... "Gentile" politics? Huh?

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 5:36 pm
by Gregg
Yeah, I suspect Maddy is gonna have an accident, maybe shoot himself in the face 8 times while cleaning his guns.

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 5:51 pm
by Dave from down under
Hopefully the MAGAT version of the night of the long knives have no survivors from either faction.

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 7:13 pm
by Patagoniagirl
Estiveo wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 7:26 am He'll be married to Brandon Straka by this time next year.
Let's go Brandon!

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 7:54 pm
by Gregg
Unfortunately, since he's an incompetent phucktwaddle, his threats are idle at best, and I'm still glad I didn't sell him any life insurance.

It's North Carolina, lots of places a body could get lost.... and who would miss him, anyway?

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 8:53 am
by bill_g
I heard about Cawthorn being primaried out, and Joan Baez singing The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down immediately popped into my head.

The night they voted old Maddy out
And all the people were singin
They went naaah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Na-nah na-nah nah
nah ne nah nah

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Fri May 20, 2022 2:22 pm
by neonzx

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 12:12 pm
by Volkonski


Please proceed Mr. Cawthorn. Go get those GOPers.

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 2:07 pm
by Volkonski

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 2:11 pm
by Suranis
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Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 7:21 pm
by jcolvin2
The Fourth Circuit reversed the injunction that Cawthorn obtained halting proceedings in NC as to whether he could be barred from running for office as a rebel/insurrectionists:
https://www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/221251.P.pdf

File under "More legal issues I never expected to be resolved in my lifetime."

Re: Madison Cawthorn RWNJ in the House

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 7:23 pm
by raison de arizona
jcolvin2 wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 7:21 pm The Fourth Circuit reversed the injunction that Cawthorn obtained halting proceedings in NC as to whether he could be barred from running for office as a rebel/insurrectionists:
https://www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/221251.P.pdf

File under "More legal issues I never expected to be resolved in my lifetime."
Is this not moot at this point? Will/should the court it is remanded to actually do anything?