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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 4:50 pm
Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer wrote: WATCH:

Judge Engoron, why won't you take my calls? I know your wife is watching my show @LoomerUnleashed! I just want to talk...I promise I'll play nice!
Why in the world would Judge Engoron want to take her calls? She has nothing to add to the trial, either factually or legally. She just wants to tell him that he should dismiss the case (with prejudice, so the NYAG can't refile the case, if she knows enough law to realize what "with prejudice" means), because TFG is just the bestest, most honest businessman who ever lived and that this case is just a Trump-hating AG and prosecutor who are "out to get" him.

Even if it weren't a complete loon, like Ms. Loomer calling, would any judge ever take a call like that, from anyone, regarding an active case? I don't think so.
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noblepa wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 4:59 pm :snippity:
Even if it weren't a complete loon, like Ms. Loomer calling, would any judge ever take a call like that, from anyone, regarding an active case? I don't think so.
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Talking into an unconnected phone, no doubt.
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Perhaps maybe kinda he would speak with her if she handcuffed herself to the house door. I heard she gets real results doing that.
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neonzx wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 6:45 pm Perhaps maybe kinda he would speak with her if she handcuffed herself to the house door. I heard she gets real results doing that.
I was just thinking about that incident and hoping she’ll reprise it for us soon. Really, it’s the only remotely newsworthy thing she’s done in her entire life. If she does it naked I will definitely tune in to watch it live.
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I think the conversation went like this

Looney: Judge Engoron, why won't you take my calls?

Phone: At the tone, the time will be...
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Suranis wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 8:08 pm I think the conversation went like this

Looney: Judge Engoron, why won't you take my calls?

Phone: At the tone, the time will be...
I don’t think it went even that far.

Doubling down on that mistaken identity. If only someone would sue her and collect.
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Suranis wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 8:08 pm I think the conversation went like this

Looney: Judge Engoron, why won't you take my calls?

Phone: At the tone, the time will be...
I guffed at that.. :lol:
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Frater I*I wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 5:13 pm
noblepa wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 4:59 pm :snippity:
Even if it weren't a complete loon, like Ms. Loomer calling, would any judge ever take a call like that, from anyone, regarding an active case? I don't think so.
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OMG. Loomer is exposing DeSantis as campaigning for the Republican candidate for Governor once upon a time. The only Republican candidate for governor in the cycle. What, would she rather have had him campaign for a Democrat?
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Here is a photo of him campaigning for his idol Mitt Romney @SenatorRomney.
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noblepa wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 4:59 pmEven if it weren't a complete loon, like Ms. Loomer calling, would any judge ever take a call like that, from anyone, regarding an active case?
Judges have flak catchers. Heck, judges' flak catchers have flak catchers.
I don't think so.
Her target audience doesn't know or care.
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WATCH:

Excited to announce “The Loomer Report”.

This is your new, go-to source for breaking and in-depth news for Truth-Seekers! @LoomerReport is a news aggregation site that I am launching next week. It will have daily stories that matter, including all Trump related election news.

Forget Drudge Report. It's about to get LOOMERED!

Become a charter member of Loomer Report today : loomerreport.com
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:roll:
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Tell me you're gunning for the Trump spokesperson job without telling me, oh wait...
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"The Looney Report."
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
So do our minutes hasten to their end . . .
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She is so self important. I'm not giving her any bandwidth.
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bill_g wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 10:30 am She is so self important. I'm not giving her any bandwidth.
She is super important. I think she is pining for her own line of cosmetics. :twisted:
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She'd make a killing at Halloween.
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neonzx wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:09 pm
bill_g wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 10:30 am She is so self important. I'm not giving her any bandwidth.
She is super important. I think she is pining for her own line of cosmetics. :twisted:
She and Guilfoyle could do it. The could name their brand LG. Totally unique. Never been used before. Should be a slam dunk.
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Electrifying ;)
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Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer wrote: I am currently at the 4th GOP Presidential Primary debate in Alabama. I have tickets.

@GOPChairwoman
Ronna Romney was just walking in to the dining room and saw me and freaked out.

She looked like she saw a ghost. Her mouth dropped to the floor and she looked stunned. Like actually SHOOK.

She then had her staff take her to another room and then had them get her food so she didn’t have to walk by me since my table was the first one in front of the door. 😂😂

I was just sitting here drinking my coffee. And SHE RAN AWAY FROM ME!!

Hilarious. I didn’t even say anything to her. 🤷🏻‍♀️I’m just here to watch the Comedy Show.
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raison de arizona wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:11 pm
Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer wrote: I am currently at the 4th GOP Presidential Primary debate in Alabama. I have tickets.

@GOPChairwoman
Ronna Romney was just walking in to the dining room and saw me and freaked out.

She looked like she saw a ghost. Her mouth dropped to the floor and she looked stunned. Like actually SHOOK.

She then had her staff take her to another room and then had them get her food so she didn’t have to walk by me since my table was the first one in front of the door. 😂😂

I was just sitting here drinking my coffee. And SHE RAN AWAY FROM ME!!

Hilarious. I didn’t even say anything to her. 🤷🏻‍♀️I’m just here to watch the Comedy Show.
I'm not one to defend Ronna Romney but seeing Laura Looney and heading in the opposite direction is normal human behavior. It's difficult to believe Looney hasn't noticed such before.
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Something weird happened to her hair. Again.
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Resume18 wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:34 pm I'm not one to defend Ronna Romney but seeing Laura Looney and heading in the opposite direction is normal human behavior. It's difficult to believe Looney hasn't noticed such before.
Back when I was teaching, I was chatting in the hallway with a board member. At one point, she looked up and noticed a certain parent/community member. She quickly proclaimed, "I gotta go now." I replied with a comforting voice, "I understand." I then high-tailed back to my office.

The parent continued to be clueless about that.
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If this had happened, she’d have video.

I don’t believe everything she says, especially when it’s supposed to make her look important.
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