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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." O. Wilde
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9/11 families are running an ad condemning Trump for hosting the Saudi golf tour this week.
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While the rubes buy pillows, sign up for overpriced cell services, buy NFTs, books, bitcoins, coffee cups, flags, shirts, hats, and every other product imaginable, a guy who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire keeps raking in their cash while they gripe about gas prices.
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Rules what steenking rules…
“Watching Trump Play Golf: Decent Drives, Skipped Putts, Lots of Sweat”:
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/28/spor ... nster.html
“By that point, Trump had registered, at best, one par. He had also not finished a hole after his blast from a bunker had failed to reach the green and was nestled in some nasty rough. Instead, he had his caddie pick up the ball and march to the next tee. On another hole, when a birdie putt rolled nearly six feet past the hole, he casually scooped the ball up to end the hole, apparently conceding himself a par. Try that this weekend in your match with your usual foursome. Or any foursome.
At other times, a Trump mis-hit would simply be ignored. As if understanding the drill, his caddie would retrieve the golf ball from the sand or deep rough and walk forward.”
“Watching Trump Play Golf: Decent Drives, Skipped Putts, Lots of Sweat”:
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/28/spor ... nster.html
“By that point, Trump had registered, at best, one par. He had also not finished a hole after his blast from a bunker had failed to reach the green and was nestled in some nasty rough. Instead, he had his caddie pick up the ball and march to the next tee. On another hole, when a birdie putt rolled nearly six feet past the hole, he casually scooped the ball up to end the hole, apparently conceding himself a par. Try that this weekend in your match with your usual foursome. Or any foursome.
At other times, a Trump mis-hit would simply be ignored. As if understanding the drill, his caddie would retrieve the golf ball from the sand or deep rough and walk forward.”
If you can't lie to yourself, who can you lie to?
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Years ago there was an article somewhere about his caddy running ahead and when they all arrive at the hole, low and behold! trump's ball was inches from the flag.
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There's a whole book about him cheating at golf and how it relates to him in life.
Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump
But yeah, he is a well known golf cheat, nothing new here.
Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump
But yeah, he is a well known golf cheat, nothing new here.
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"Geriatric Florida Man Golf Cheat Donald Trump" is the official title they would put on the plaque if he was a Zoo Exhibit.
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What is something I could not care less about?
I haven't the slightest idea.PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes wrote: Trump: “You think Biden can hit a ball like that? I don’t think so.”
Mike Sington @MikeSington wrote: Trump has boasted for years he’s one of the best golfers in the world, yet you never really saw him golf. Until now. Here’s his swing at the LIV Invitational, you be the judge.
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Kendra wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 12:14 pm https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/stat ... 5394317313
Trump’s spokesperson says if CNN doesn’t make a formal apology within 10 days for defaming him about the 2020 election and J6, he will sue the network.
Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski wrote: Trump’s attorney says CNN responded to their letter today that they will not retract what they said about him, so she will file a lawsuit “very shortly.” “CNN branded Trump as a liar, and referred to his questions on voter fraud as The Big Lie, which is linked to Adolph Hitler.”
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The amazing thing about Trump golfing is that Biden is still in control of Trump. He cannot even play golf without having to compare himself to his adversaries.
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Obama/Biden/Fred, tag teaming in his brain bone.northland10 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:29 pm The amazing thing about Trump golfing is that Biden is still in control of Trump. He cannot even play golf without having to compare himself to his adversaries.
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Uninformed wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:41 pm Rules what steenking rules…
“Watching Trump Play Golf: Decent Drives, Skipped Putts, Lots of Sweat”:
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/28/spor ... nster.html
“By that point, Trump had registered, at best, one par. He had also not finished a hole after his blast from a bunker had failed to reach the green and was nestled in some nasty rough. Instead, he had his caddie pick up the ball and march to the next tee. On another hole, when a birdie putt rolled nearly six feet past the hole, he casually scooped the ball up to end the hole, apparently conceding himself a par. Try that this weekend in your match with your usual foursome. Or any foursome.
At other times, a Trump mis-hit would simply be ignored. As if understanding the drill, his caddie would retrieve the golf ball from the sand or deep rough and walk forward.”
Does anyone have a gift article for that? I'll trade a WaPo article back.
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Know what, he can actually walk to the next holeraison de arizona wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:25 pm What is something I could not care less about?
https:// twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1553174377923248129PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes wrote: Trump: “You think Biden can hit a ball like that? I don’t think so.”![]()
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PM.
Fore! Biden plays golf for the first time as president
By JONATHAN LEMIRE
April 17, 2021
WILMINGTON, Del. (AP) — President Joe Biden has taken his first swing at a presidential pastime: golf.
Biden, once an avid golfer, played Saturday at the Wilmington Country Club, not far from his Delaware home where he was spending the weekend. It was his first time playing golf since taking office in January.
The president played with senior advisor Steve Ricchetti and Ron Olivere, father-in-law of Biden’s late son Beau, the White House said. Biden’s handicap index is just over 6, according to the United States Golf Association. But he has not logged a round since 2018.
https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-jo ... 7c38b18943
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How much did Biden bank off the gov on this. Oh, it's not his club? You mean oh, he didn't get paid to golf? Very unTrumpiam of him.
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Take that, Joe Biden!According to Golf Digest, Trump has a handicap of 2.8, meaning that he has the potential to play a round of golf at 2.8 strokes over par given his best scores.
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I don’t believe tfg plays at 2.8. Also, I don’t care. He could be legitimately be -15 and it still wouldn’t matter to me. I don’t get the fascination with golf. Even more so than regular sportsball games, where I can at least respect the athleticism.pipistrelle wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:44 amTake that, Joe Biden!According to Golf Digest, Trump has a handicap of 2.8, meaning that he has the potential to play a round of golf at 2.8 strokes over par given his best scores.
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As I described in the post above, there is actually a mathematically precise, zero percent chance that he has a 2.8 handicap, given what we know about his swing and his game. It is based on his reports of his scores, and nobody has the guts to call him on his shit. As if further proof was needed.
For further explanation from a golf perspective, let's ask realist to pick up the white courtesy telephone.
For further explanation from a golf perspective, let's ask realist to pick up the white courtesy telephone.
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That’s why I posted it.Foggy wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:58 am As I described in the post above, there is actually a mathematically precise, zero percent chance that he has a 2.8 handicap, given what we know about his swing and his game. It is based on his reports of his scores, and nobody has the guts to call him on his shit. As if further proof was needed.
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I am no golfer, though I have dabbled. I know enough that I can see real beauty in a golf swing, especially when it's slowed down and you can see how each part of the human body can be so incredibly coordinated and powerful. I spent some hours watching the Golf Channel, a hundred years ago or so.
Then you can look at the video of Trump’s swing above ...![Can't Look :cantlook:](./images/smilies/idontwanttosee.gif)
Then you can look at the video of Trump’s swing above ...
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Trump’s attorney says CNN responded to their letter today that they will not retract what they said about him, so she will file a lawsuit “very shortly.” “CNN branded Trump as a liar, and referred to his questions on voter fraud as The Big Lie, which is linked to Adolph Hitler.”
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Well if the shoe fits...Kendra wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:53 amTrump’s attorney says CNN responded to their letter today that they will not retract what they said about him, so she will file a lawsuit “very shortly.” “CNN branded Trump as a liar, and referred to his questions on voter fraud as The Big Lie, which is linked to Adolph Hitler.”
Plus, am I the only one who hopes that CNN's responce was one line: "Go [expletive deleted] yourself!"
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