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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:09 pm
by Greatgrey
The Blair Witch Project sequel leaves a lot to be desired.

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:11 pm
by June bug
Greatgrey wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:09 pm The Blair Witch Project sequel leave a lot to be desired.
GG!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:23 pm
by Frater I*I
filly wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:05 pm Not advocating violence here but I think one of Ted Cruz's problems is that nobody ever punched him in the face when he was growing up. If you considered him grown up.
I'd happily rectify that for him... :boxing:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:28 pm
by AndyinPA
sugar magnolia wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:04 pm He's just on his way to Cancun.
:rotflmao:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 3:19 am
by Gregg
:smoking:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 7:09 am
by Luke
There are solid scientific reasons why people want to punch Felito in the face. :boxing:

Why you may not like Ted Cruz's face, according to science
Josh Hafner USA TODAY

Ted Cruz pitches himself as an overcomer, an underdog, an outsider who beats the odds. While the Republic candidate has won four states in this nomination race so far, a neurologist says he still faces a big obstacle with voters: his own face. In an interview with Quartz, George Washington University's Richard E. Cytowic said the unusual movements of Cruz's face may make him seem less sincere to the human brain than other candidates.

"The normal way a face moves is what's called the Duchenne smile, named after the 19th century French neurologist. So the mouth goes up, the eyes narrow and the eyes crinkle at the outside, forming crows feet," said Cytowic, a professor of neurology. "Cruz doesn't give a Duchenne smile. His mouth goes in a tight line across or else it curves down in an anti-Duchenne smile. So he doesn't come across as sincere at all."

That doesn't mean Cruz is actually less sincere than, say, the Duchenne-smiling Trump or Rubio, Quartz notes. It is completely normal to perceive him that way, according to Cytowic, perhaps making Cruz's political success all the more noteworthy. Cruz also makes jabbing motions and other unusual body motions while speaking, Cytowic said, which can feed negatively into the split-second judgments the brain makes when analyzing anyone, including candidates. That's because when the brain makes choices, he said, it seeks to simplify the decision-making process.

In doing so, familiar or pleasing physical attributes like the Duchenne smile can actually do more to sway a voter's preference for a candidate than his or her stated policies. So while many voters may think they choose their candidates based solely on rational factors like policy, Cytowic said, that's unfortunately not the case.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/pol ... /81265836/


Science Explains Why You Want To Punch Ted Cruz
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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:12 am
by Reality Check
To me he looks like he is working on cutting a big flatulence all the time. :lol:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 11:48 am
by zekeb
He's even harder to look at with his ill-kept facial hair. Trim it up and apply a generous amount of Grecian.

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:31 pm
by MN-Skeptic
In all fairness, Ted Cruz's personality matches his face.

I'm just thinking of actors who looked like jerks but were really great folks. Larry Linville, for example, had the perfect looks for playing Frank Burns on M*A*S*H. But, from the sounds of it, he was just a wonderful caring person in real life. Ted Cruz is no Larry Linville.

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:48 pm
by pipistrelle
MN-Skeptic wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:31 pm In all fairness, Ted Cruz's personality matches his face.

I'm just thinking of actors who looked like jerks but were really great folks. Larry Linville, for example, had the perfect looks for playing Frank Burns on M*A*S*H. But, from the sounds of it, he was just a wonderful caring person in real life. Ted Cruz is no Larry Linville.
As an actor, Linville used his body, facial expressions, and voice to show Frank Burns’s sanctimonious cowardice.

Cruz isn’t acting.

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:06 am
by Kendra

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 12:00 pm
by Suranis
pipistrelle wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:48 pm
MN-Skeptic wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:31 pm In all fairness, Ted Cruz's personality matches his face.

I'm just thinking of actors who looked like jerks but were really great folks. Larry Linville, for example, had the perfect looks for playing Frank Burns on M*A*S*H. But, from the sounds of it, he was just a wonderful caring person in real life. Ted Cruz is no Larry Linville.
As an actor, Linville used his body, facial expressions, and voice to show Frank Burns’s sanctimonious cowardice.

Cruz isn’t acting.
Spot him in this out of character shot.
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He's on the left. Looks completely different.

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 12:08 pm
by Gregg
:bag:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:35 pm
by sad-cafe
Cruz's face always looks sweaty he always looks smarmy and disgusting and greasy

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 7:29 pm
by MN-Skeptic
On that photo of him by the wall, he just looks like somebody's dad trying, for the first time, to do the Macarena.

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 7:33 pm
by Sunrise
MN-Skeptic wrote: Sun Mar 28, 2021 7:29 pm On that photo of him by the wall, he just looks like somebody's dad trying, for the first time, to do the Macarena.
:rotflmao:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:26 pm
by pipistrelle
He's wearing a literal brown shirt, the photo looks squished, he's pointing at who knows what ("Oh, boy! Burger King!"), and he looks fat and out of shape. And the GOP Senate account posted it. Wow.

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:40 am
by Uninformed
Cruz’s appearance is his most appealing attribute. :thumbsup:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:51 am
by MN-Skeptic
Uninformed wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:40 am Cruz’s appearance is his most appealing attribute. :thumbsup:
:vomit:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:53 am
by zekeb
Looks aren't supposed to matter, but we're all human. Keep chowing down on the Cancun food, Felito. :thumbsup:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:12 pm
by RVInit
He is the very definition of an elite. I think his makeover is an attempt to make him look like just one of the unwashed normal masses.

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:47 pm
by Kendra

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:39 pm
by northland10
Let the nightmares begin.

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:41 am
by Gregg
:bag:

Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:14 pm
by sad-cafe
Maybe he will get caught up in all of pedogaetz mess.

Wouldn't that be something.