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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 2:22 pm
by neonzx
Yeah, great deal. Lump some cash of $750 for costs of changing name + $50,000 in Subway gift cards all at once. Reported to IRS as taxable income.
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 11:21 am
by RTH10260
Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
the story
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Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
Hangzhou zoo insists animals are real after video of one standing on hind legs triggers online speculation
Amy Hawkins and agencies
Mon 31 Jul 2023 13.00 BST
A zoo in eastern China has denied suggestions that some of its bears could be humans dressed in costumes, after video of one standing on its hind legs circulated online.
In a statement published on Sunday from the perspective of Angela, a Malaysian sun bear, zookeepers at Hangzhou zoo said: “When it comes to bears, the first thing that comes to mind is a huge figure and amazing power … But not all bears are behemoths and danger personified. We Malayan bears are petite, the smallest bear in the world.”
Video of a sun bear standing on its hind legs had circulated on social media, with people noting that its slender legs and folds of fur made it look like a human was acting the part of the bear.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/ ... s-costumes
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 6:21 pm
by Gregg
I dunno if I trust that zoo after I saw the picture...
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2023 6:49 pm
by pipistrelle
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2023 7:07 pm
by neonzx
Wild, eh? I saw an initial report on that earlier today but details were scant at the time. At that time they didn't report how this car ended up on the second floor. Makes total sense now. It's Pennsylvania. I've lived in south Floriduh for so many years that I'd forgotten that other places are not pancake flat boring.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2023 8:18 am
by Suranis
Kitui: Eagle picks snake, fight ensues, eagle drops snake, snake lands on car, bites man
https://www.citizen.digital/news/kitui- ... n-11744766
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2023 8:45 am
by bill_g
That's some serious bad karma.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2023 9:09 am
by Uninformed
Coincidence?
“Texas woman injured after hawk drops snake on her”:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66446697
“A Texas woman was attacked by a hawk and a snake at the same time after the bird - which eats snakes - accidentally dropped the wriggling serpent on her.
Peggy Jones, 64, was mowing her lawn last month when a passing hawk dropped a snake on her before swooping down to angrily try to reclaim its meal.
The snake wrapped itself around her arm and began striking her face as the bird sunk its talons deep into her flesh.
The terrifying ordeal left her with cuts and bruising to her arm and face.
The bizarre incident took place on 25 July in the town of Silsbee, Texas, near the Louisiana border.”
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:19 am
by johnpcapitalist
and:
The number of people attacked by snakes dropped on them by birds of prey in 2023 now exceeds the number of Americans attacked in the US by Muslim terrorists this year. Yet the right-wing echo chamber still makes it sound like we're in imminent danger of being beheaded by hordes of masked ISIS terrorists at any moment.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2023 12:54 pm
by RTH10260
the great MSM conspiracy nobody wants you to know --- the ISIS trained eagles
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 10:17 am
by Suranis
Melbourne man charged with lighting fires had Ducklings in his underwear, police allege.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-n ... ice-allege
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 10:28 am
by Foggy
Ducklings.
In his underwear.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 10:29 am
by neonzx
Are we sure The Guardian didn't lift this story from The Onion?
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 10:53 am
by bill_g
He was channeling his inner roo.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 6:44 pm
by keith
What? You never been tickled with a feather?
Cloistered life.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 6:50 pm
by qbawl
keith wrote: ↑Mon Aug 21, 2023 6:44 pm
What? You never been tickled with a feather?
Cloistered life.
I heard a variation of this where the follow up was something like "Fickle ass weather lately."
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 2:25 am
by RTH10260
Japanese man lives dog’s life in long-haired collie suit
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Japanese man lives dog’s life in long-haired collie suit – in pictures
Man known as Toco has spent over £10,000 on a canine costume to realise his dream of transforming into a dog
Franck Robichon/EPA
Mon 21 Aug 2023 13.44 BST
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesig ... n-pictures
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 7:40 am
by Foggy
Cynical.
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 11:23 am
by Sam the Centipede
Foggy wrote: ↑Tue Aug 22, 2023 7:40 amCynical.
Now I'm wondering whether Foggy has cracked an overly deep etymological
jeu de mots about the collie suit story. I think I'll go with option B, that I've missed the point.
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2023 12:23 pm
by Foggy
The word cynic meant "dog-like" in ancient Greece. It was a dog-like joke.
And an ancient Greece joke.
You can't buy this level of humor on other planets.
Umm, this guy is a dog born into a human body, amirite?
The word Cynic, meaning “dog-like” in Greek, was a nickname conferred upon Diogenes of Sinope (412-323 BCE) and his followers by their detractors because, in pursuit of the good life, these freedom-seekers lived out-of-doors and, like stray dogs, got their food from ancient dumpsters and by begging.
Source
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2023 10:14 am
by Sam the Centipede
Ah, so I wondered right!!
Who's a clever
Fdoggy, eh? Is it you? Yes it is, you're a clever
Fdoggy!
If I ever try a smart-ass joke like that, stony ground awaits it and its deserved withering.
Off Topic
So here's a wholly unrelated completely clean joke, un chiste, in imperfect (ok, actually present) Spanish, remembered from my long past schooldays:
Un hombre entra a una tienda. Pregunta al comerciante «¿vendes diclorodifeniltriclorotolueno?» El comerciante piensa por un momento y luego pregunta «aa ¿deseas comprar DDT?»
«Sí» responde el hombre «nunca recuerdo esas tres letras.»
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2023 10:24 am
by bill_g
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:51 pm
by Suranis
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... plnews_d-1
US driver pulled over with huge African bull riding shotgun in car
The underheadline would also qualify.
Converted vehicle stopped in Nebraska with gigantic-horned Watusi bovine called Howdy Doody as passenger
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:56 pm
by jemcanada2
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 3:13 pm
by Tiredretiredlawyer
Great joke!