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JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:25 pm
by Volkonski
Did he order a diet Mountain Dew with that?
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:35 pm
by zekeb
Volkonski wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:25 pm
Did he order a diet Mountain Dew with that?
Diet Mountain Dew. Isn't that an oxymoron?
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:54 pm
by pipistrelle
Good lawd, that ain't no hillbilly.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:56 pm
by neonzx
zekeb wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:35 pm
Volkonski wrote: ↑Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:25 pm
Did he order a diet Mountain Dew with that?
Diet Mountain Dew. Isn't that an oxymoron?
Well like all "diet" colas (pop for y'all in the Midwest) it was the caffeine they were/are addicted to. Not sugar.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 9:22 pm
by sad-cafe
bill_g wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:50 am
Kookie Vance supporters with moar humor.
OMG how gross
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 8:41 am
by northland10
He'd come to Chicago and want ketchup on his hotdog and mayo on his Italian beef.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 2:13 pm
by Dr. Ken
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 4:53 pm
by Rolodex
He's giving Ted Cruz a run for his money for most unlikable person in politics.
"Please clap" vibes.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 5:16 pm
by johnpcapitalist
Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 2:13 pm
Mike Pence also had a mental vapor lock in a donut shop when attempting to simulate normal human behavior during his now-forgotten brief try for the GOP nomination last year.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:36 pm
by Chilidog
The best description of JD Vance I've heard lately.
He's an NPC.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:40 pm
by p0rtia
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 12:34 am
by Reddog
Chilidog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:36 pm
The best description of JD Vance I've heard lately.
He's an NPC.
Non-playable character?
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 3:49 am
by Chilidog
Non-player character.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 12:28 pm
by Suranis
The Term "NPC" was applied by 8-chan and the Qanon cult to those who were not "awoken," like them. Basically it mean that the person was just running the same programmed thinking all the time and not "free thinking" like them.
I don't know if they are trying to get everyone to use their term for giggles, like they sometimes do. But you would be aware of the context it has in some circles if you decide to use the term.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 12:50 pm
by Slim Cognito
Chilidog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2024 11:36 pm
The best description of JD Vance I've heard lately.
He's an NPC.
Approved!
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:53 pm
by Rolodex
Here's a close up from JD's visit to the donut store. I'm no fashion maven, but this haircut is...interesting. Wait...is his barber a fogbowian?????
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:56 pm
by neonzx
Possibly OK cut for a 12yo
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 5:08 pm
by sugar magnolia
I think it's a "thing" now. Looks very similar to my son in law's haircut. I don't like it on him either.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 5:11 pm
by Dave from down under
The guy out the window hair looks better
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 5:24 pm
by Volkonski
That haircut is very presidential.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2024 10:24 pm
by zekeb
neonzx wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2024 4:56 pm
Possibly OK cut for a 12yo
Or Kim Il Sung.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2024 11:36 am
by bill_g
Modified high-n-tight.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2024 1:03 pm
by BeastofBourbon
Yeah, when he grows it out a bit, he can tie it up with an elastic for a cute little ? something ? on top of his head. No one's taking him seriously now, so it wouldn't change the polling numbers.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2024 1:28 pm
by p0rtia
Think I'll call him Alfalfa from now on.
JD Vance, fake hillbilly, is tfg's vice presidential candidate
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2024 1:33 pm
by Foggy