American Peoples Convoy Protest

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

How have these people and their fans not died of boredom?

Consider this, if you will, their audience is just like they are, except a few still have jobs which wear their asses out everyday. They have few hobbies other than watching reality TV, collecting guns, swilling beer and maybe church on Sunday. This has enough excitement to keep you awake, but not alert. It's like a soap opera, only "real".

[pipistrelle]

How have these people and their fans not died of boredom?

Consider this, if you will, their audience is just like they are, except a few still have jobs which wear their asses out everyday. They have few hobbies other than watching reality TV, collecting guns, swilling beer and maybe church on Sunday. This has enough excitement to keep you awake, but not alert. It's like a soap opera, only "real".

I don't get the "no hobbies" bit. So much to do online, but also children, neighbors, gardening, barbecues, exploring free parks and such if money is tight. I'd rather nap to Muzak than watch these people sit in chairs disrespecting the flag.

[Suranis]

Ya but with this you can watch people getting up and doing something about the Carraptian in Hunter Biden/look at the stoopid hick rednecks, depending on your point of view. So you can get a charge of Excitement regardless of where you stand.

In reality there's probably 100 groups exactly like this sitting around various places in DC, screaming for/against Socialism, Capitalism. Rastafarianism, Animism, Existentialism, Bolloxoligism etc and are basically just about 5 to 20 people sitting around camping. All with their little Hitlers and violent enforcers and just as prone to letting the worst sort of people in as they are desperate for people, and all think that this asshole is the tipping point that will ignite the spark that will start them ballooning in numbers and have them in Government.

And it's their one and only chance to be important.

[neonzx]

[neonzx]

OH NOES!! Crash and burn for Santa getting help securing protest permit(s).

[raison de arizona]

They are celebrating their victories in Telegram this morning!

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A lil history lesson.

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And I guess their craptastic website is (back?) up. Who is IAm? And why does he need a hospital?

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[Gregg]

Might I suggest they add lessons in Grammar and Composition.

[Frater I*I]

Consider this, if you will, their audience is just like they are, except a few still have jobs which wear their asses out everyday. They have few hobbies other than watching reality TV, collecting guns, swilling beer and maybe church on Sunday. This has enough excitement to keep you awake, but not alert. It's like a soap opera, only "real".

You typed this in a Rod Serling voice didn't you....

[neonzx]

From the morning meeting...

https://twitter.com/tMayor_McCheese/sta ... 6690781186

The Mayor McCheese@tMayor_McCheese

#1776restorationmovement morning meeting update (1/2)

In contact with the United States Liberty Alliance.

Mandated flags, no slurs.

David's Tent (Religious Org.) will move closer to them.

Do not take slurs personally, "they don't know you.”

Delusions of what/how permit works.

No plans for today (sitting around, doing nothing)

Thots n Prayers

(IMG - List of current needs)

#convoywatch #1776RM #holdthelawn #cult

[neonzx]

Oreo(Josh) eats far better than the slop they are slinging at the camp(s). Grifting has its privileges.



Great pic.

[Foggy]

From the morning meeting...
https://twitter.com/tMayor_McCheese/sta ... 6690781186

The Mayor McCheese@tMayor_McCheese
In contact with the United States Liberty Alliance.

Innocent mistake, he means the National Liberty Alliance, our favorite group led by a guy named John Darash but his real name is ... well who cares anyway, but this is going to be a HUGE help to the convoy as Darash spins up his gargantuan nationable organization and files dozens of imaginary lawsuits with FOOTNOTES and OLD ENGLISH FONTS.

[raison de arizona]

I can’t believe they are hashtagging #HoldTheLawn in their posts. They are literally a parody of themselves.

[northland10]

On Gettr, United States Liberty Alliance is actually the people's convoy. I think this was the original convoy group. They have not posted there since May.

[LM K]

[New Turtle]

If it were the NLA, they would be asking for donations to set up fax machines on the mall.

[LM K]

It's happening!

2 convoys are coming, and will brong 500 semis and 200 4 wheelers! They will arrive between 7/23 and 7/26!

At least that's what Santa said!!

Santa is keeping the names of the 2 groups secret.

Maybe he will finally get a permit for a portapotty!





Here's my opinion:

Santa is ... wait for it ... lying!

According to Stormtrooper, the 1776 is out of $ for Bunker Hill.

Imo, Santa won't tell them the truth about Bunker Hill, so he's having the group clear out for "new people".

Tonight Santa instructed basically everyone to clear out of Bunker Hill to make room for all of these trucks and 4 wheelers. The new convoys need somewhere to park!!

Some are at Bunker Hill because they flat out refuse to stay overnight in DC. This lie forces everyone to DC. Where he wants them.

Santa has just solved 2 problems with his lie.

Even if there is enough $ for Bunker Hill, this lie still gets everyone into DC.

[RTH10260]

It's happening!

2 convoys are coming, and will brong 500 semis and 200 4 wheelers! They will arrive between 7/23 and 7/26!

At least that's what Santa said!!

Santa is keeping the names of the 2 groups secret.

Santa is such a bad liar. Convoys this size with such magickal round numbers would be organizing on the interweb and the organizers websites would be picked up by the search engines and even a semi-incompetent web browser user would locate them in no time. Apart, who wants to sit around the streets of D.C. in the summer heat when everyone is out on holidays. Hint: Congress has their own August Recess, iow no politician will notice that some bubble heads are camping on The Mall.

[neonzx]

It's happening!

2 convoys are coming, and will brong 500 semis and 200 4 wheelers! They will arrive between 7/23 and 7/26!

At least that's what Santa said!!

Santa is keeping the names of the 2 groups secret.

When none of this pans out, he will blame it on trolls again. Okay, trolls did get him before, but this whooper is not trolls -- it's all on Santa trying to keep this dream (nightmare) bowel movement alive.

They are never going to be granted a permit. Pitching overnight tents and having a fire-pit raging and doing karaoke is not a protest. #holdthelawn

[Kriselda Gray]

On the car in the video it says "the 13 men will not be forgotten." Who are they and should I feel bad for having forgotten them?

[RTH10260]

J and his disciples Lonely hanging out in camping chairs on the hill sides of Galilea? Lacking a GoFundMe having to multiply fish and bread

[New Turtle]

I think they refer to the 13 killed in the Afghanistan withdrawal.

[RTH10260]

While forgetting the toal of nearly 2500 dead military personnel in that country, about 2000 in combat.


ref https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St ... ng_the_war.?

[Kriselda Gray]

I think they refer to the 13 killed in the Afghanistan withdrawal.

Oh, right. I think I heard about that. Thanks!

[Kriselda Gray]

While forgetting the toal of nearly 2500 dead military personnel in that country, about 2000 in combat.


ref https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St ... ng_the_war.?

Yeah, but they didn't die on Biden's watch so they really don't count, do they?

[LM K]

I just learned about this incident.

A few months back, Santa livestreamed every waking moment except when he was in the bathroom.

One night Santa forgot to turn off his livestream, and ... masturbated. I haven't seen or heard the video. I suspect it was too dark and so only the audio was captured.