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Does the way he sits look weird to anyone else? I sometimes sit with my knees wider apart than my shoulders, but it's because I have a bad hip and it's the only way I can get comfortable. Does he have a bad hip too?
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sugar magnolia wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 8:27 pm Does the way he sits look weird to anyone else? I sometimes sit with my knees wider apart than my shoulders, but it's because I have a bad hip and it's the only way I can get comfortable. Does he have a bad hip too?
It's called "manspreading" and it's a way to show "dominance" (See how. big my dick is? it's so big, I can't close my legs together)
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Flatpoint High wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 8:33 pm
sugar magnolia wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 8:27 pm Does the way he sits look weird to anyone else? I sometimes sit with my knees wider apart than my shoulders, but it's because I have a bad hip and it's the only way I can get comfortable. Does he have a bad hip too?
It's called "manspreading" and it's a way to show "dominance" (See how. big my dick is? it's so big, I can't close my legs together)
Well, to be fair, he IS sitting on that nice soft chair, which obviously has plenty of cushion for the pushin'.
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Flatpoint High wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 8:33 pm
sugar magnolia wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 8:27 pm Does the way he sits look weird to anyone else? I sometimes sit with my knees wider apart than my shoulders, but it's because I have a bad hip and it's the only way I can get comfortable. Does he have a bad hip too?
It's called "manspreading" and it's a way to show "dominance" (See how. big my dick is? it's so big, I can't close my legs together)
I mean, sometimes it's about the balls.

Er, I mean, so I'm told.
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Can the poll be removed from this topic? Seems irrelevant at this point.
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Textbook boor.
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Mrich wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 9:52 pm Can the poll be removed from this topic? Seems irrelevant at this point.
Good idea. :|
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They really have nothing to run on

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Cue: Harris ad at a steak joint. :twisted:
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pipistrelle wrote: Sat Aug 03, 2024 4:56 pm Cue: Harris ad at a steak joint. :twisted:
See if Ruth's Chris or Morton's is willing to make an endorsement.
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This was worth a screen capture so all of you can see it. The people who made up the You're Fired! signs didn't really think through the optics of them being waved behind the speakers.
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Did someone inform him he's not going to be vp yet?



Or does he know that jd is getting the boot soon? Gowdy looks like a coked up max headroom
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I see the "YOU'RE FIRED" signs behind Trump at his latest rally as well..
This is what happens when you hire cut-rate graphic artists..
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The "Lyin' Kamala" is pale and would be invisible at any distance. Brilliant.

The people behind look bored and unfocused.
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Low energy trump.... tired trump
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Who's the woman he's holding hands with?
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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 11:28 am Who's the woman he's holding hands with?
That's the paid volunteer from the chick-fil-a visit
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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 11:28 am Who's the woman he's holding hands with?
Michaelah Montgomery

https://apnews.com/article/trump-chick- ... 6c92d8b9ab
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neonzx wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 11:44 am
pipistrelle wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 11:28 am Who's the woman he's holding hands with?
Michaelah Montgomery

https://apnews.com/article/trump-chick- ... 6c92d8b9ab
Thanks.
“They are claiming that the students [of HBCUs] made a mockery of their institutions and saying that they are disrespecting their ancestors. It is really, really bad,” said Montgomery.
Now why would they say that, hmmm? Put some thought into it. You can use the internet.
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Not only are the graphics hilariously bad, who is fired? Biden voluntarily withdrew from the running and Harris doesn't have the job yet.
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Slim Cognito wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 2:02 pm Not only are the graphics hilariously bad, who is fired? Biden voluntarily withdrew from the running and Harris doesn't have the job yet.
To be fair, one way or the other, Kamala Harris will no longer be Vice President of the United States as of Noon on January 20th of 2025.
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If Trump could read he would have come across this love letter to Barack obama written by jd vance

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