Donald J. Trump 2024

[sad-cafe]

what was the vile post about our future President?

I am reading all the outrage, but have not been able to find the post that has caused the outrage.

[MN-Skeptic]

Opinion | Trump can win on his military service.

Is that from The Onion?

New York Times Pitchbot is a great parody account.

[MN-Skeptic]

https://x.com/ArtCandee/status/1829277923058073630

Once again ArtCandee gives highlights with snark of Trump's rally in Michigan today. Because it's very long, I've put it in a spoiler tag.

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Art Candee
@ArtCandee

Yet another unglued Trump rally in Potterville, Michigan today that the media won’t cover.

Let’s recap it:

Donald showed up an hour and 27 minutes late.

The workers in the crowd were using their “drill baby drill” signs to fan themselves because they were so hot. Even the news anchors were whining about the heat.

A few days after he said that mortagages have gone up “four times,” he now claims they’ve “trippled.” He can’t even keep his lie straight.

He had trouble saying “mortgage,” “seen,” “posthumously,” “industry,” and “comrade."

He’s crying about Biden sleeping in public on the beach. He’s obsessed with Biden. He’s also not one to talk since he slept through his criminal trial.

He said he just did an interview with NBC News backstage. Explains why he was late. He’d rather get airtime than show up on time to his rally while people were overheating.

He talked about abortions after birth multiple times. Bro is so disgusting with this lie.

He says nobody knows who VP Harris is. Yet he's talking about her.

He again proves he doesn’t understand that “Marxism” and “Communism” are different.

He claimed the “polls are rigged.” They’re only rigged when he’s losing.

He’s cringing that Harris is refusing to sit down for an interview. She already did. It’s airing tonight.

He claims “thousands of people” are there. No, they’re not.

He ooohs and goos over a “beautiful young daughter” in the crowd. GROSS.

He calls the United Auto Workers “crazy.” That’s gonna go great for him.

He claimed we won’t be making cars in the US in 2 years.

He’s claiming the reason why he lost Michigan is because “Democrats cheat.” Mkay, old man. All those lawsuits said that’s fake news.

He claims that he shouldn't be talking about the building that he owns in San Franscisco. He then says he lost billions of dollars on it.

He’s fear mongering about WW3 for about the 2304048th time in 10 years.

He’s crying about Democrats talking about him when all he does is whine about Democrats. Stable genius in action.

He implies he’s being treated worse than Abraham Lincoln, who was killed.

OMG. Once again he’s saying that the Presidential Medal of Freedom is better than the Medal of Honor given to our troops. His constant disrespect and contempt for our military is disgusting.

He’s pushing the Wuhan lab conspiracy theory again.

He’s bragging about his tarriffs saying that he saved jobs by placing tarrifs on China. Not true. He lost jobs, people committeed suicide as a result, and it crushed our economy.

He thinks energy prices are called “electrical prices.”

He claimed there’s only one oil refinery in the world. Bro’s mind is mashed potatoes.

He said “we’re closing down all our plants” and won’t have enough electricity for anything anymore.

He said we’re going to have to replace every bridge and all of the roads in the country because how heavy electric batteries are. FFS.

I’m pretty sure he said “pork” instead of “torque.” I’m snort laughing.

He immediately says other people “are deranged.” Methinks he’s projecting again.

His face looks like it’s melting off. Imagine Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye but on Donald’s face. It's bad.

He read his name out loud on the teleprompter, “under President Trump.” HAHAHA!

He’s back to whining about VP Harris not doing an interview. He knows it’s already been recorded.

He thinks that “no tax on tips” will help our retired seniors. Sure, bro. I'm sure 90 year-olds are really gonna be helped by that.

He claimed he's gonna make insurance companies pay for IVF (these procedures cost upwards of $50k). I’m pretty sure he’s a) lying b) going to lose some donors over this.

He claims he was right about everything. Uh…someone put this guy in a nursing home. He’s delusional.

He says VP Harris "doesn’t care about sex slavery” when she literally created a department in California to tackle it.

He said she doesn’t care about the cost of food, but he’s also whining about her talking about wanting to go after companies who price gouge.

He said nobody wanted Bernie Sanders to be president, not true. I voted for him in the primaries back when.

He called Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas” multiple times.

He lied and says that states are deciding whether or not to give sex changes to kids.

He calls VP Harris “uncaring.” Hilarious coming from a man who made these people wait for almost 30 minutes in the heat while he did an interview.

He’s lying about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery and says that he “doesn’t need the publicity.”

He claimed that she failed to prosecute “pedophiles and child abusers” when she was a prosecutor and the AG. Again, she literally created a department to do that.

He said she never went to the border. Then he said she went to a place on the border where people would want to have dinner. She said she didn’t speak to anyone when she was there. There’s literally video of her talking to people and touring the border multiple times.

He said “I have your back, I have your heart, I have every part of your body.” WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF?!?!?!?!? He may be Hannibal Lecter.

He claims that "thougands and thousands" of people, “as far as the eye can see” outside of his tiny little rally. He’s hallucinating, and lying again.

He tried to do an accent of a Russian and it sounded like he was plugging his nose.

He’s whining about “Critical Race Theory.” I thought MAGA forgot about that.

He’s lying again about the biologically female Algerian boxer in the Olympics and called her a man and “a horse.” I hate this man.

He’s trying to tell us what’s “demeaning to women.” Not letting us choose what to do with our own bodies is the epitome of “demeaning.”

He claims Republicans “love women.” I nearly vomited.

He’s crying about President Biden again. He really misses him.

He blames COVID for projects he didn’t complete, despite having over 3 years to complete them prior to the pandemic.

The last thing he said is that he hopes people vote for him, otherwise “our country is finished.” Gotta love those dog whistles.

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Another message for the media:

DO YOUR DAMN JOBS AND COVER THIS MAN’S UNHINGED RANTS AND CONSTANT LIES AT HIS RALLIES!!!!!

[p0rtia]

what was the vile post about our future President?

I am reading all the outrage, but have not been able to find the post that has caused the outrage.

He retweeted a series of smutty bleats. No woman ever got a job on merit, you know.

[neonzx]

what was the vile post about our future President?

I am reading all the outrage, but have not been able to find the post that has caused the outrage.

He retweeted a series of smutty bleats. No woman ever got a job on merit, you know.

Yep. Total meltdown. He's scared.

[AndyinPA]

He should be. When he loses, he knows at the very best, he'll spend the rest of his days paying lawyers and being in and out of court; at the very best worst, he's going to prison.







Edited for strikethrough correction.

[Slim Cognito]

what was the vile post about our future President?

I am reading all the outrage, but have not been able to find the post that has caused the outrage.

I'm not sure if this is the one you're thinking of, but apparently Eric Erickson made some comment about her spending her entire career on her knees.

[bob]

So the law was broken is pretty easy to understand and has been cited all over the place. Seems pretty cut and dried. But, what is the penalty for breaking this law? Has anyone seen a citation for that? Is there "if you break this law then this is the penalty" section somewhere?

Without looking it up, there's likely a catch-all section saying any violation is a misdemeanor, or possibly just an infraction (e.g., a ticket).

[much ado]

what was the vile post about our future President?

I am reading all the outrage, but have not been able to find the post that has caused the outrage.

The post is shown here...

Trump Implied Kamala Harris Exchanged Oral Sex for Career Boosts

[keith]

https://truthsocial.com/@TeamTrump/post ... 1824970726

NEW POLICY ALERT

"I am announcing today that under the Trump administration, your government will pay for or your insurance company will be mandated to pay for all costs associated with IVF treatment."

We want more babies!

Video at link.

And 10 minutes after the executive order or bill is signed by Turnip, it will be enjoined by SCOTUS due to a suit by the Heritage Foundation.

[zekeb]

All those promises. If he had accomplished this four years ago he would be sitting in the White House today. He can talk the talk but he can't walk the walk. He's no leader.

[p0rtia]

This is a really interesting/well planned poll, imo.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/thirds- ... nMFKSi9cqQ

Two-thirds of Americans say Trump unprepared to accept the election outcome: POLL
The poll found 17% of Americans say they are not prepared to accept the results.
By Steven Sparks August 30, 2024,

Most Americans say they and Kamala Harris alike are prepared to accept the outcome of the 2024 presidential election as legitimate. Donald Trump, not so much.

Eighty-one percent of Americans in a new ABC News/Ipsos poll say that regardless of which candidate they support, they are prepared to accept the outcome of the election. Fewer, but still 68%, see Harris as prepared to accept the outcome. Just 29% say the same about Trump.

Other interesting analyses in the article.

Check out the breakdown:'

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[bill_g]

So all voters think themselves and their favorite candidate will accept the results, but not the other guy with Democrats feeling more confident in the results than Republicans.

[RTH10260]

Okay, I outright sputtered Diet Pepsi about this one.

BUT... But... but he was four years Commnader-in-Chief, and had all his Generals, grown men breaking out in tears ...

[Dr. Ken]

San Francisco doesn't exist

[noblepa]

True, some people do not eat bacon anymore (or maybe less often). Fat and sodium.

Wind plays into this?

Weird.

Maybe bacon causes them to break wind.

[Rolodex]

https://truthsocial.com/@TeamTrump/post ... 1824970726

NEW POLICY ALERT

"I am announcing today that under the Trump administration, your government will pay for or your insurance company will be mandated to pay for all costs associated with IVF treatment."

We want more babies!

Video at link.

And 10 minutes after the executive order or bill is signed by Turnip, it will be enjoined by SCOTUS due to a suit by the Heritage Foundation.

He'd never even try to enact anything like this. He sees the polling and just says the answer the person in front of him wants to hear. He's having a tough time trying to thread the needle between his hard core no abortion ever/personhood base (Heritage and mouthy MAGA) and the majority of voters who are pro-IVF and mildly to strongly pro-choice (abortion-wise).

[Rolodex]

I mean, the whole thing is stupid (it's trump, after all), but he really doesn't even know how IVF works.

“Your government will pay for, or your insurance company will be mandated to pay for, all costs associated with IVF treatment — fertilization for women," Trump said from a stage at Alro Steel in Potterville. "Because we want more babies, to put it very nicely.

"And for this same reason, we will also allow new parents to deduct major newborn expenses from their taxes, so that parents that have a beautiful baby will be able. So we're pro-family. Nobody's ever said that before."

Some folks in the crowd weren't big fans of forcing insurance to cover infertility treatments.

He'll be walking it all back soon. I'm just glad the super pro-lifers/personhood people are seeing the consequences of what their precious personhood really means. It was easy to use when you thought it would never happen.

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/ ... 947626007/

[p0rtia]

How do you walk back bullshit?

To pay attention to shit like this is a sign of societal psychosis.

[Dr. Ken]

Lol and trump already flipflopped on the florida law

[sad-cafe]

OMG

such a sexist idiot.

I hate that waste of skin with the heat of 10000000000000000000000 suns

Just wish nature would take its course SOON

[Dr. Ken]

And now he's blaming the families and the administration for what Trump did at Arlington

[jemcanada2]

Riddle me this Turnip. If no one knows Kamala Harris, how do all your MAGAts know she hasn’t identified herself as a black woman all her life?

[p0rtia]

Lordie I love Philip Bump.

Free linky.

https://wapo.st/3yQsjLY

We’ve hit the ‘make-wild-health-care-promises’ part of Trump’s campaign
There’s a saying about learning new tricks that applies to the former president.
Philip Bump August 30, 2024

Donald Trump on Thursday told NBC News that, if reelected, his administration would ensure that in vitro fertilization (IVF) was free for all Americans. But before we dig into that claim, we should talk about breakfast meat.

...snicker....

[Dr. Ken]