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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2022 12:04 pm
by Volkonski
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2022 5:54 pm
by Frater I*I
Volkonski wrote: Tue Jan 11, 2022 12:04 pm Image
Brain bleach!!! Stat!!!! No Doc just inject it directly into my eyes!!!!! :panic:

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 1:00 pm
by raison de arizona
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC wrote: NEW: Ted Cruz just said President Biden’s pledge to pick a Black woman is “offensive.” “Black women are 6% of the U.S. population. He’s saying to 94% of Americans, I don’t give a damn about you... if you’re a white guy, tough luck.”
But who will fight for the white guys? Ted Cruz will fight for the white guys!

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 1:26 pm
by MN-Skeptic
In the history of the United States, there have been 115 Supreme Court justices.

6% of 115 is 7.

I haven't looked up the number, but I imagine that white men make up something less than 50% of the population and always have made up less than 50% of the population.

Just saying.

I can play with numbers too.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 1:43 pm
by tek
Black men are probably a slightly smaller percentage of the population, yet we have Justice Thomas.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 2:06 pm
by pipistrelle
tek wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2022 1:43 pm Black men are probably a slightly smaller percentage of the population, yet we have Justice Thomas.
Who represents one Caucasian woman.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2022 4:20 pm
by Gregg
pipistrelle wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2022 2:06 pm
tek wrote: Mon Jan 31, 2022 1:43 pm Black men are probably a slightly smaller percentage of the population, yet we have Justice Thomas.
Who represents one Caucasian woman.
and a few hundred Fascists over at The Federalist Society.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 11:55 am
by raison de arizona
Ted Cruz @tedcruz wrote: Inflation is out of control.

Gas prices are ⬆️

Food prices are ⬆️

Lumber prices are ⬆️

And tickets to Cancun are up 32%!
7:50 AM · Feb 2, 2022
I'm sure Cruz's constituents are in stitches over his making light of his Cancun trips during TX's emergencies.

I mean, the ones that survived.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:41 pm
by Suranis
If I had a twitter account I'd reply "Joe Bidens approval ratings are up."

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:59 pm
by Gregg
A tweet like that, the day before a winter storm that might knock out everyone's power again, just might come back to haunt him.

Ya think?

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:24 pm
by raison de arizona
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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:20 pm
by Volkonski

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:23 pm
by Phoenix520
Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard? :liar:

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 1:24 pm
by Gregg
Phoenix520 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:23 pm Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard? :liar:
He's going for the Confederate General look.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 1:26 pm
by raison de arizona
Gregg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 1:24 pm
Phoenix520 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:23 pm Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard? :liar:
He's going for the Confederate General look.
It's so you can't see the tears run down his face when Trump insults his wife and father.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 2:18 pm
by June bug
:rimshot:

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 6:00 pm
by tek
Gregg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 1:24 pm
Phoenix520 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:23 pm Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard? :liar:
He's going for the Confederate General look.
I'd say the Foster Brooks look...

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 1:43 pm
by humblescribe
tek wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 6:00 pm
Gregg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 1:24 pm
Phoenix520 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:23 pm Wonder who told Ted he looks good in a beard? :liar:
He's going for the Confederate General look.
I'd say the Foster Brooks look...
Agreed, but he should not have slipped his tie through the knot, instead using the over the knot style popularized by the late Mr. Brooks.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 5:26 pm
by Volkonski

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 6:54 pm
by Gregg
humblescribe wrote: Sat Feb 19, 2022 1:43 pm
tek wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 6:00 pm
Gregg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 1:24 pm

He's going for the Confederate General look.
I'd say the Foster Brooks look...
Agreed, but he should not have slipped his tie through the knot, instead using the over the knot style popularized by the late Mr. Brooks.

Something like this maybe? They sure like to suggest it for everyone else.

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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 6:56 pm
by Gregg
Volkonski wrote: Sat Feb 19, 2022 5:26 pm
You know I expect shit like that from the Ministry of Propaganda folks over at Fox News, and certainly on the general cesspool that is the internet, but this is a sitting United States Senator.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 10:23 pm
by sad-cafe
After trump gets what he deserves

This slimy mofo needs to be nexy

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 11:19 pm
by jcolvin2
Gregg wrote: Sat Feb 19, 2022 6:56 pm You know I expect shit like that from the Ministry of Propaganda folks over at Fox News ...
Fortunately, FOX News is now the Shadow Ministry of Propaganda.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2022 11:47 am
by Kendra


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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:39 pm
by raison de arizona
Giant boot heels because he's 5'8".

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