American Peoples Convoy Protest
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Please help! She needs a battery!
This woman is EXTREMELY high, drunk, or hung over.
Mike Landis has opinions.
In other news:
Not everyone with the convoy has a vehicle. Red Mama has been driving with other members the entire time she ... and her YOUNG children, have been with TPC and 1776.
She tried to rent a car today (or someone tried to on her behalf). Big ol' NOPE from car rental companies.
X-ray's truck has broken down again. His truck breaks down nearly every other day. How long before he grifts ANOTHER free truck?
The entire camp is hung over. They're using high quality electrolyte mixes (expensive) to recover. 1776 can't help a woman purchase a battery, but they can help you with your hangover!
Those mixes were originally intended to help those getting dehydrated. But alcohol is dehydrating ...
This woman is EXTREMELY high, drunk, or hung over.
Mike Landis has opinions.
In other news:
Not everyone with the convoy has a vehicle. Red Mama has been driving with other members the entire time she ... and her YOUNG children, have been with TPC and 1776.
She tried to rent a car today (or someone tried to on her behalf). Big ol' NOPE from car rental companies.
X-ray's truck has broken down again. His truck breaks down nearly every other day. How long before he grifts ANOTHER free truck?
The entire camp is hung over. They're using high quality electrolyte mixes (expensive) to recover. 1776 can't help a woman purchase a battery, but they can help you with your hangover!
Those mixes were originally intended to help those getting dehydrated. But alcohol is dehydrating ...
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We have a winner!
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Good luck shutting down the subway which, I'm guessing as a fairly frequent visitor, is how most people are getting to the Mall.
Which begs the question, "Do these morons even know DC has a subway?"
Which begs the question, "Do these morons even know DC has a subway?"
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Just order some sammiches for them
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Frank (the sex offender) just finished giving speech in front of today's rally... Said everything he said on the video he recorded earlier before coming. He was received warmly.
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I betcha if'n they pooled their resources and collaborated just a touch, if they all pitched in they might be able to come up with a working brain, maybe.
Worth a shot, anyway.
Worth a shot, anyway.
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If they had enough for a brain, it would say “go home and stop being such a bunch of annoying losers”
Since they are still there - not enough for 1 brain amongst them all.
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I don't know. There's only about 20 of them left, right? That might add up to half a brain.
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"Santa" just swore in the convoy members with a bastardized version of the US oath of office. Complete with hands on bibles and all.
The Cult is going to D.C.
The Cult is going to D.C.
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I put the over/under at 30 days before they start working aliens into the storyline. Every conspiracy theory eventually gets around to aliens.
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Kamala Pelosi's next gift arrives on Tues.
As always, Ms. Kamala Pelosi remains open to inexpensive ideas. She also welcomes any additional help.
As always, Ms. Kamala Pelosi remains open to inexpensive ideas. She also welcomes any additional help.
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"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
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I still haven't heard how they reacted to the worthless walmart cards. I so hope they cried and moaned and bitched
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1776 Restoration Movement - Sunday Rally July 3
"this is the last day of rallies...last day of just waiting, last day of trolls getting to say their say, tomorrow morning WE GET OUR SAY"
"this is the last day of rallies...last day of just waiting, last day of trolls getting to say their say, tomorrow morning WE GET OUR SAY"
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Blah blah blah blah…
The need to have a hot air balloon convoy..
That have hot air (and air Heads) to spare.
The need to have a hot air balloon convoy..
That have hot air (and air Heads) to spare.
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Flash: They ain't gonna be able to find DC tomorrow, with all the road closures and such they're gonna be lucky to not end up in North Carolina.
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They never said a word.
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They gassed up.
They handed out a few snacks.
All livestreams have been dark for 2-3 hours.
My gang thinks they're on their way.
The group did get some new and some returning members for "the mission". Including Bandit. Why are they allowing sex offenders right now?
Because:
Every truck is sacred
Every truck is great
If a truck is wasted
God gets quite irate.
*My apologies to Monty Python.
They handed out a few snacks.
All livestreams have been dark for 2-3 hours.
My gang thinks they're on their way.
The group did get some new and some returning members for "the mission". Including Bandit. Why are they allowing sex offenders right now?
Because:
Every truck is sacred
Every truck is great
If a truck is wasted
God gets quite irate.
*My apologies to Monty Python.
"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
From "Take the Money and Run"
From "Take the Money and Run"
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Santa: The Mill's closed. We're destitute. I've got no option at all but to sell you for scientific experiments.LM K wrote: ↑Mon Jul 04, 2022 2:01 am They gassed up.
They handed out a few snacks.
All livestreams have been dark for 2-3 hours.
My gang thinks they're on their way.
The group did get some new and some returning members for "the mission". Including Bandit. Why are they allowing sex offenders right now?
Because:
Every truck is sacred
Every truck is great
If a truck is wasted
God gets quite irate.
*My apologies to Monty Python.
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Based on livestreams, I est approx 45 vehicles.
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"Operation Trigger" has started.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Oh, no you don't! We're closed! Forth of Jool-eye! Go away!
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this report on just what Santa has been up to during his various absences.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls Would scarcely get your feet wet