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notorial dissent wrote: ↑Thu Dec 23, 2021 1:36 pm The Cruzer has, as I recall, thrown his hat in the ring for the last several elections only to drop out when lack of interest manifests itself. As things are, I can't imagine the GOP really backing him. He might be a bit of a spoiler in some of the primaries but that I think is about the sum total of his viability at this point. I don't know if anyone even takes him seriously anymore.

Gregg wrote: ↑Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:11 pm I still read the thread title as "Fellatio", probably because of his relationship with Trump.

notorial dissent wrote: ↑Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:24 pm

Gregg wrote: ↑Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:11 pm I still read the thread title as "Fellatio", probably because of his relationship with Trump.

Thank dog it's not just me.

Gregg wrote: ↑Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:11 pm I still read the thread title as "Fellatio", probably because of his relationship with Trump.

notorial dissent wrote: ↑Thu Dec 23, 2021 1:36 pm The Cruzer has, as I recall, thrown his hat in the ring for the last several elections only to drop out when lack of interest manifests itself. As things are, I can't imagine the GOP really backing him. He might be a bit of a spoiler in some of the primaries but that I think is about the sum total of his viability at this point. I don't know if anyone even takes him seriously anymore.

Frater I*I wrote: ↑Thu Dec 23, 2021 3:10 pm

Gregg wrote: ↑Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:11 pm I still read the thread title as "Fellatio", probably because of his relationship with Trump.

You're not the only one who does....

Ted Is Actually Not His Real Name

When he was 13, Cruz decided to change his name to “Ted.” Born Rafael Edward Cruz, he’d gone by the nickname “Felito” most of his life. Cruz describes the nickname often resulted in him being teased. He refers to that time of his life as a time where he was an “unpopular nerd.”

“The problem with that name was that it seemed to rhyme with every major corn chip on the market. Fritos, Cheetos, Doritos and Tostitos- a fact that other young children were quite happy to point out,” Cruz wrote.

Cruz wrote that his mother gave him the idea to change his name: “‘Ted’ immediately felt like me. But my father was furious with the decision. He viewed it as a rejection of him and his heritage, which was not my intention.”

He Watched ‘Hard-Core’ Porn with Supreme Court Justices

Yes, you read that right. While clerking for Chief Justice William Rehnquist, a then 26-year-old Cruz watched porn with Rehnquist and Justice Sandra Day O’Connor. “We were in front of a large computer screen gazing at explicit, hard-core pornography,” Cruz wrote. The Supreme Court was considering a case about regulating the online world of pornography. Court librarians had set up a tutorial to help the justices and clerks understand how accessible and pervasive online porn is. In the book, Cruz describes the justices’ reaction to the naughty images on their computer screen: "A slew of hard-core, explicit images showed up onscreen. As we watched these graphic pictures fill our screens, wide-eyed, no one said a word. Except for Justice O'Connor, who lowered her head, squinted slightly, and muttered, 'Oh, my.'"

felito | fe'lētō
noun (pl. felitos)
a fellatio given to a man with a small penis: Ted was hung like a Tic-Tac, so he couldn't really receive a fellatio; it was more of a felito.

sad-cafe wrote: ↑Tue Dec 28, 2021 5:39 pm Ted cruz daughter hates him as much as we do

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Caroline also explained that the Christmas card photos had been edited to make it look like the shirt she was wearing covered her torso when it was actually a crop top.

She also explained that she's bisexual, but she hasn't told her father yet because she's nervous. "I don’t think he would be mad about it,” she added.

Jenna Ellis
@JennaEllisEsq
.@tedcruz deserves to lose all conservative support after this display of absolute wussification and groveling at the feet of the leftists and their narrative.

Michael O'Fallon - Sovereign Nations
@SovMichael
@SenTedCruz ...

What in the world would possess you to say that January 6th was a "violent terrorist attack" outside of the fact that it was progressive projection?

Acosta: That was a flaccid moment and I know comparisons have been made to Reek from Game of Thrones but I was thinking the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. At this point, if Cruz wants to head to Cancun, I don’t blame him

AndyinPA wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 6:14 pm I don't know how he gets up in the morning and looks in the mirror.

noblepa wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 6:19 pm

AndyinPA wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 6:14 pm I don't know how he gets up in the morning and looks in the mirror.

Simple. He has no reflection.

AndyinPA wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 6:14 pm I don't know how he gets up in the morning and looks in the mirror.

Have you ever watched a wind sock deflate until it is just a sad polyester shell crumpled on the pavement? Have you ever left some soft cheese near a hot stove and come back to find a demoralized puddle in its place? Have you ever failed to properly care for a houseplant so that not only do you watch it die, but you spend several weeks witnessing it wither, crumple and lose all dignity?

Here is what I will say about that interview: Personally, just personally, if I were having exploratory surgery to make certain that no hint of a spine remained in any nook of my body I might have overlooked, I would not do it on national television. If I were plucking my voice out and giving it to Tucker Carlson to add to yet another of his magic seashells in the hopes that, in exchange, he would give me legs for 2024 — I would do that somewhere where the cameras were not rolling. I know that Ted Cruz has always loved soup, gelatinous, oozing, always taking the shape of its container. However, I did not want to watch him become soup. Some processes ought to be private.