Shooting at Trump - 13th of July 2024. Its Ear-ie.

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Flatpoint High wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:24 pm
Suranis wrote: ↑Thu Jul 18, 2024 12:25 pm And his glucose levels are pretty high too. 154 is about double what I get every morning. Fasting number should be less than or equal to 100 for those without Diabetes.
I'm Type 2, and my morning glucose is 112.
too also, did anyone else note that "Cocaine" is listed under medication? also, they gave him ketamine to "shut him up"

The whole thing is hilarious! And many people bought it as real.

Suranis · #27

I admit I did, until I looked at it closely.

#28

Well, since we can tell this is satire, peanut butter could be in the medication list. He may be taking all of the listed drugs, but this image is not proof of it.

(queue Carly Simon singing Spe-eh-cu-lation)

#29

In the land of the Fogbow, it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Dr. Ken · #30

Dr. Ken · #31

Ronnie "johnson" out with a letter providing cover for Trump. It's interesting that they still haven't released any actual medical report from any doctor who treated him on the scene.

Flatpoint High · #32

Suranis wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:02 pm Was Doctor Ronny anywhere near there that day?

And if he stuck that diaper on Donnie's ear, he should have his licence revoked.

Doc Ronny has no license:

The former White House physician has no Texas medical license. His Virginia license expired more than three years ago, and his Florida license hasn’t been valid since he retired from the Navy in 2019, though that would in no way make it illegal or unethical to offer aid during an emergency.

Jackson has been board certified in emergency medicine since 2005, though a license is still required to practice medicine. Records from the American Board of Emergency Medicine show his certification expires at the end of 2025.

Aides declined to discuss the status of his medical license.

Source: https://www.dallasnews.com/news/politic ... s-expired/

#33

Trump has a basic size bandage today instead of his Kotex maxi-pad patch.

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#34

He probably has a tiny piece of his ear missing or torn and we won't see him without a bandage until after the plastic surgery.

Rolodex · #35

I guess he had blood coming out of his wherever.

Slim Cognito · #36

#37

I've been meaning to ask. Supposedly this shooting gave tfg a bump and was Bad for Biden^®. Why? He gets enough headlines. And it's not like I was suddenly going to vote for him out of sympathy. Why would this make a difference?

#38

Clicks and views. Media porn.

Flatpoint High · #39

he doesn't have to pay for campaign ads. he gets them for free.

Dave from down under · #40

US Secret Service director resigns.

Slim Cognito · #41

Dave from down under · #42

Agreed

But also whoever was in direct control of that location should resign or be fired for incompetence

It is the US
Shooters are common daily

RTH10260 · #43

SFSD announces termination after Trump-related social post

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RTH10260 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 24, 2024 7:26 am SFSD announces termination after Trump-related social post

FAFO.

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Suranis · #46

Feck sake, Trump is such a boring speaker.

And ya, looking at that, no way a Bullet hit him.

#47

Yop. There's a reason even people with a "flesh wound" end up on the ground after a shot. The top of his ear would have liquified, some of his hair would have gone for a ride, his eardrum would be damaged, and maybe even some cranial bleeding might have occurred. As far as we know, he took some shrapnel from the teleprompter. Who knows where the bullet went.

He got very lucky, and I think we did too. If he had been killed or wounded, his supporters would have gone nutz. There would be blood. Instead we got Dairy Farmer Don trying to churn the milk of a tiny owie into the butter of a martyrdom. It's disgusting. We'll see how far he can take it.

Sam the Centipede · #48

Trump's lost his touch. The ultrabombastic Trump of 8 years ago would have begged a spent round from someone, so he could produce it on stage and say "Look at this! It's the bullet the Democrat hitman fired at me! The reason I'm not badly hurt is I caught this, yes, this bullet between my teeth, because my reflexes are fast, so fast, much faster than Sleepy Joe's (whatya mean he's not running now?) and my teeth are strong, so strong, like diamonds, dentists say they have never seen teeth as strong as mine."

Dr. Ken · #49

#50

Uh oh. Someone turned on the national bullshit detectors. People might figure out Earojima ain't a thing. There's no there there.