Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:10 pm
I'm not drunk but I'm stoned. Can I stay?
Please.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 2:30 am
by Patagoniagirl
Extreme NW Ohio here. It's a case of Mayberry meets the Twilight Zone.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 8:47 am
by Slim Cognito
What I want to know is, where do I sign up for my Emergency weed?
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 11:42 am
by Foggy
Weed is wasted on drunks, they just lie around like boiled noodles. Get stoned first, then have a beer or sumpin', that's my advice.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2022 8:03 pm
by Frater I*I
Today is 10NOV22....
It's the 247th anniversary of my beloved Corps...
It's currently raining in central GA....
I will still stand at attention in my driveway and drunkenly sing the Marine Corps Hymn....
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2022 8:05 pm
by Tiredretiredlawyer
My dad was a Marine in WWII in the South Pacific.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2022 8:21 pm
by Frater I*I
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Thu Nov 10, 2022 8:05 pm
My dad was a Marine in WWII in the South Pacific.
I remember you mentioning that your dad was a Devil Dog....
My great grandfather on my father's side, whom Foggy has told me to do a post here about [and you DON'T defy the Dick Taters demands], was in the 2/5 in the Great War. He fought at The Battle of Belleau Wood...one of the original Teufel Hundens
Semper Fidelis Third Grandma....we strangely don't have a salute emoji, so imagine one here....
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 12:37 am
by RTH10260
a day and 24 hours later
Somewhere in the world it's 5 o'clock - even when it's 5am
Holding my glass for a toast to The Rooster!
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 12:45 am
by mojosapien
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 1:06 am
by Patagoniagirl
First Mojo post I've enjoyed
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 1:13 am
by mojosapien
Robert Mann....
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 1:27 am
by mojosapien
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:09 pm
by raison de arizona
Hi I’m drunk and I’m just here to say that Ron DeSantis sucks. Big time. Hoover territory. Fuck that fucking fuck.