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Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2021 12:10 pm
by AndyinPA
:yeahthat:

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2021 12:16 pm
by Slim Cognito
I still giggle over his asshat gotcha post regarding the origin country of the (first) covid vaccine and the response was...Germany, created by Turkish scientists.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:50 pm
by RTH10260

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 7:28 pm
by Kendra

Acosta: I’m starting to think the problem with Ted Cruz is not that he went to Cancun, it’s that he came back

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 7:28 pm
by Kendra

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) slams John Kerry for flying to the climate conference in a private jet.

He gleefully points out that no Republican on the stage has a private jet — before being informed that Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH) indeed has one.
Edit: Go to the link for clarification about the Portman *jet*. LOL.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:36 pm
by Frater I*I
Ima gonna park this here...


Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:45 pm
by raison de arizona
tfg has been holding onto them since the 2015 primaries, IIRC.

Poor Big Bird needs to check MiergoLardness.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 12:02 pm
by Tiredretiredlawyer
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/1 ... d-Swalwell

On Sunday Cruz was busy watching CNN where Jake Tapper was leading a discussion about wayward Republican Liz Cheney and her prospects politically in the future. The question asked by Tapper was "Is there a lane for Liz Cheney in New Hampshire in 2024?"

It was during that segment that inspiration struck Cruz and he was compelled to express his comedic genius in a tweet answering Tapper's question. "Yes," Cruz quipped, "It’s called the Democratic primary."
Cheney: I know you’re posturing for the secessionist vote, Ted. But my party, the Republican party, saved the Union. You swore an oath to the Constitution. Act like it.
Kinzinger: Damn son, Liz brought the heat on you!
Cruz: These two need to hurry up and get their bottom-rated @msnbc show.
Kinzinger: Senator, you’ve been given a huge position to lead and tell people truth. Yet you have squandered it on lies and abused the patriotism of those who trusted you. I will have zero regrets… will you?
Swalwell: Adam, if you want @tedcruz’s support you’re going to have to attack his wife.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 12:11 pm
by AndyinPA
He said "Democratic Party"?

:o

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 5:37 pm
by Volkonski

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 5:55 pm
by pipistrelle
Anyone have a Cheney as the voice of reason on their bingo card?

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 6:07 pm
by Frater I*I
pipistrelle wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 5:55 pm Anyone have a Cheney as the voice of reason on their bingo card?
If it's an Apocalypse bingo card...then yes... :eek:

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2021 11:51 am
by Volkonski

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 12:26 pm
by Kendra

Ted Cruz actually thinks that he is going to get elected President of the United States in 2024. This is too good! Interview this morning.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:03 pm
by notorial dissent
The delusion and stupid is strong in this one.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:11 pm
by bob
notorial dissent wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:03 pm The delusion and stupid is strong in this one.
The MAGA klan has indicated it will go full birther on Cruz if he runs again.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:18 pm
by realist
bob wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:11 pm
notorial dissent wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:03 pm The delusion and stupid is strong in this one.
The MAGA klan has indicated it will go full birther on Cruz if he runs again.
It's a TRAP!!

Ted knows there is a legitimate question as to his natural born-ness so he's going to run to invite the birther lawsuits, his will be heard all the way to SCOTUS, and then retroactively (or somethinig) Obama too will be held ineligible and jailed and hanged and stuff.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:28 pm
by Foggy
Cruz is gonna primary Trump. :twisted:

And I don't even have to buy a ticket! :cheer1:

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:11 pm
by notorial dissent
bob wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:11 pm
notorial dissent wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:03 pm The delusion and stupid is strong in this one.
The MAGA klan has indicated it will go full birther on Cruz if he runs again.
That should be fun. :popcorn: :popcorn: At least it might get him out of the Senate.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:23 pm
by bob
notorial dissent wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:11 pmAt least it might get him out of the Senate.
Cruz is indeed up for re-election in 2024.

But Lloyd Bentsen ran for re-election in 1988 while also running for vice president. (Was re-elected, wasn't the vice president.) So I presume Texas law allows a candidate to seek more than one office.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 6:09 pm
by notorial dissent
bob wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:23 pm
notorial dissent wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 4:11 pmAt least it might get him out of the Senate.
Cruz is indeed up for re-election in 2024.

But Lloyd Bentsen ran for re-election in 1988 while also running for vice president. (Was re-elected, wasn't the vice president.) So I presume Texas law allows a candidate to seek more than one office.
Yabut, is the Cruzer capable of doing two things at once??? I think it would sprain hims widdle brain bone. I wonder if wifey ready for some more abuse if he does???

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 12:56 pm
by Gregg
How expensive would it be to run for Senate and POTUS at once?

Especially if Democrats get someone good to run for the Senate seat.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 1:36 pm
by notorial dissent
The Cruzer has, as I recall, thrown his hat in the ring for the last several elections only to drop out when lack of interest manifests itself. As things are, I can't imagine the GOP really backing him. He might be a bit of a spoiler in some of the primaries but that I think is about the sum total of his viability at this point. I don't know if anyone even takes him seriously anymore.

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 1:59 pm
by bill_g
Ted who?

Re: Ted Cruz - Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 2:11 pm
by Gregg
I still read the thread title as "Fellatio", probably because of his relationship with Trump.